Quoted message said:[censored] the South. [censored] 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part
of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah,
those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the [censored] Arrogant Northeast Liberal
Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the -Real- America?
The -Authentic- America. Really?
Cause we [censored] founded this country, [censored]. Those
'_Founding_Fathers_'
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Founding_Fathers_of_the_United_States)
you keep going on and on about? All that [censored] about what you think
they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your
'_assault_weapons_' (http://tinyurl.com/4l8qv) in the glove compartment
because you didn't bother to read the
'_first_half_of_the_fucking_sentence_' (http://tinyurl.com/7x298)? Who
do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting '_revolutionaries_'
(http://www.theology.edu/journal/volume2/ushistor.htm) were? They were
[censored] blue-staters, [censored]. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello?
Think there might be a reason all the [censored] '_monuments_'
(http://www.americanparknetwork.com/parkinfo/sl/history/liberty.html)
are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the [censored] out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell
and [censored] Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your -real-
American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who
do you think those [censored] stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for
[censored] blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten
their [censored] Subarus together and broken off from New York a little
earlier. Get it? We started this [censored], so don't get all uppity about
how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for
'_almost_a_hundred_years_'
(http://www.state.ok.us/osfdocs/stinfo2.html)" [censored]. [censored] off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being [censored]
arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe '_horsies_'
(http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0330-03.htm)? I don't think so.
Arrogance is the [censored] cornerstone of what it means to be American.
And I wouldn't be so [censored] arrogant if I wasn't paying for your
[censored] bridges, [censored].
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all
'_comes_from_us_and_goes_to_you_'
(http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html),
so shut up and enjoy your [censored] '_Tennessee_Valley_Authority_'
(http://newdeal.feri.org/tva/) electricity and your fancy highways that
we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can
come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a
[censored] swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a [censored]," we said, but
you had to have your [censored] orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's
money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get
the most federal [censored] dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go
on, guess. That’s right, [censored], they're red states. And eight of
the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy,
[censored], they’re blue states. It’s not -your- money, [censored], it’s
[censored] -our- money. What was that Real American Value you were
spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy
your own [censored] stop signs, [censored].
Let’s talk about those values for a [censored] minute. You and your
Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values
over you [censored] Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which
state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping
dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s [censored] '_Massachusetts_'
(http://toughenough.org/2004/10/massachusetts-liberal-pride.html), the
[censored] center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the
state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom
Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the [censored] nation. Think
that’s just some '_aberration_'
(http://www.divorcemag.com/statistics/statsUS2.shtml)? How about this:
9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are [censored] blue states, [censored], and
most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are
the highest divorce rates? Care to [censored] guess? 10 of the top 10 are
[censored] red-ass we're-so-[censored]-moral states. And while Nevada is the
worst, the '_Bible_Belt_'
(http://www.ncpa.org/pd/social/pd111999g.html) is doing its [censored]
part.
But two guys making out is going to [censored] ruin marriage for you?
Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little
[censored]. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you
do, right? Cause we [censored] get to hear about it every goddamn year at
election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday
morning and sing, and then you're [censored] towers of moral superiority.
Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us [censored] Northerners don't
talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning,
hmmm? Ever think of -that-, you self-righteous [censored]? No, you're too
busy '_erecting_giant_stone_tablets_of_the_Ten_Commandments_'
(http://slate.msn.com/id/2087621/) in buildings paid for by the [censored]
Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the '_highest_murder_rates__'
(http://tinyurl.com/6f4r6)in the nation? It ain't us up here in the
North, [censored].
Well this gravy train is [censored] -over-. Take your liberal-bashing,
federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou,
hypocritical [censored] and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your [censored] convention in New York next time.
[censored] off.
-- crampandgoslow