my weight training class

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

Maybe he will if he gets a full-length mirror.

Dally

Dally said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

Maybe he will if he gets a full-length mirror.

He spends the entire class in front of full-length mirrors, watching
himself work his arms.

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Dally said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

Maybe he will if he gets a full-length mirror.

He spends the entire class in front of full-length mirrors, watching
himself work his arms.

Does he make kissy noises at the mirror?

Dally

Dally said:

Does he make kissy noises at the mirror?

Does that improve your sex life Dally? How do you pick up the pieces
after it shatters? And where do you find a big enough mirror besides a
fun house?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

Dally said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Dally said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:

>So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
>is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.
>
>Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.
>
>
>Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
>guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
>their triceps.
>
>I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

Maybe he will if he gets a full-length mirror.

He spends the entire class in front of full-length mirrors, watching
himself work his arms.

Does he make kissy noises at the mirror?

Do you?

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 05:39:04 GMT, [email hidden] (The Queen of
Cans and Jars) wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

Quoted message said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

Excellent. You'll have to hook up with Will and company so you can
compare the training.

Quoted message said:

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

Hehe. That's when you pull up your shorts and flex your quads in the
mirror while he's working his arms in front of that same mirror.

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 14:39:02 GMT, [email hidden] (The Queen of

Cans and Jars) said:

Quoted message said:

Does he make kissy noises at the mirror?

Do you?

Only when you moon him.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Dally said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Dally <[email hidden]> wrote:

>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.
>
>Maybe he will if he gets a full-length mirror.

He spends the entire class in front of full-length mirrors, watching
himself work his arms.

Does he make kissy noises at the mirror?

Quoted message said:

Do you?

Only when wearing cycling clothes.

Dally

Dally said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Dally said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>Dally <[email hidden]> wrote:
>>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.
>>
>>Maybe he will if he gets a full-length mirror.
>
>He spends the entire class in front of full-length mirrors, watching
>himself work his arms.

Does he make kissy noises at the mirror?

Quoted message said:

Do you?

Only when wearing cycling clothes.

No one looks good in cycling clothes.

John Hanson said:

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 05:39:04 GMT, [email hidden] (The Queen of
Cans and Jars) wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

Quoted message said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

Excellent. You'll have to hook up with Will and company so you can
compare the training.

I'm definitely going to need to do that.

My instructor is the school's diving and gymnastics coach. She seems
very competent; I haven't heard her give any quack advice at all. I'm
really glad I signed up for the class. It's good to get back into a
routine. I have been slacking.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

Hehe. That's when you pull up your shorts and flex your quads in the
mirror while he's working his arms in front of that same mirror.

I have to admit that I find it pretty amusing to watch these 22/23/24
year old guys working out. Some of them get it, some of them don't.

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

The DJ must be an old head. He'll never stop doing that,
because he can't remember the last time he did it, so he'll
do it tonight just for old time's sake.

Quoted message said:

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

I don't do legs either.

Not in the gym.

But I ride a bicycle when I'm not in the gym.

So maybe he's got an outlet elsewhere.

--Blair
"It starts with the legs."

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:06:32 GMT, Blair P. Houghton <[email hidden]> wrote in
misc.fitness.weights:

Quoted message said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

The DJ must be an old head. He'll never stop doing that,
because he can't remember the last time he did it, so he'll
do it tonight just for old time's sake.

DJs have very little latitude in their music selections. Zep is
probably played a lot because it's popular and the residual payments
are next to nothing.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

I don't do legs either.

Not in the gym.

But I ride a bicycle when I'm not in the gym.

So maybe he's got an outlet elsewhere.

Down the road, in a gym far away
a young man was heard to say
No matter what I do my legs won't grow
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do
From the corner of the gym
where the big men train
Through a cloud of chalk
and in the midst of pain
Where the big iron rides high
and threatens lives
Where the noise is made
with big forty fives
A deep voice bellowed
as he wrapped his knees
A very big man
with legs like trees
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,
Chalking his hands
and monstrous back,
Said "BOY STOP LYING AND DON'T SAY YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.
TROUBLE WITH YOU IS YOU AIN'T BEEN SQUATTIN'."

Blair P. Houghton said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

So, we're into the second week of school now. My weight training class
is very low-key and I'm enjoying it.

Every night that we've had class, Led Zeppelin has come on the radio.

The DJ must be an old head. He'll never stop doing that,
because he can't remember the last time he did it, so he'll
do it tonight just for old time's sake.

We've listened to two different stations. One of them plays Zeppelin
every night from 6:00 to 6:30. I thought it was funny that the other
station played them as well.

Of course, the only reason anything relating Zep to lifting is funny at
all is because of Jim, who isn't even posting here these days. But I
thought the regs would appreciate the joke.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

I don't do legs either.

That explains a lot about you.

Quoted message said:

Not in the gym.

But I ride a bicycle when I'm not in the gym.

So maybe he's got an outlet elsewhere.

Have you seen his legs? I have. He's not working them.

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Blair P. Houghton said:

Quoted message said:

Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
their triceps.

I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

I don't do legs either.

That explains a lot about you.

What do you suppose it explains about me?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Not in the gym.

But I ride a bicycle when I'm not in the gym.

So maybe he's got an outlet elsewhere.

Have you seen his legs? I have. He's not working them.

He's probably not riding a bicycle either.

--Blair
"I am."

Blair P. Houghton said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Blair P. Houghton said:

>Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
>guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
>their triceps.
>
>I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.

I don't do legs either.

That explains a lot about you.

What do you suppose it explains about me?

That you're not terribly bright.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Not in the gym.

But I ride a bicycle when I'm not in the gym.

So maybe he's got an outlet elsewhere.

Have you seen his legs? I have. He's not working them.

He's probably not riding a bicycle either.

It wouldn't matter if he was. Cycling is not a replacement for lifting
weights.

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Blair P. Houghton said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Blair P. Houghton <[email hidden]> wrote:
> >Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
> >guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
> >their triceps.
> >
> >I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.
>
> I don't do legs either.

That explains a lot about you.

What do you suppose it explains about me?

That you're not terribly bright.

How does riding a bicycle instead of doing squats reduce my IQ?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> Not in the gym.
>
> But I ride a bicycle when I'm not in the gym.
>
> So maybe he's got an outlet elsewhere.

Have you seen his legs? I have. He's not working them.

He's probably not riding a bicycle either.

It wouldn't matter if he was. Cycling is not a replacement for lifting
weights.

It is if you want to ride well *and* have big legs.

--Blair
"You ever ride a bicycle? Up a hill?"

Blair P. Houghton said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Blair P. Houghton said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars <[email hidden]> wrote:
>Blair P. Houghton <[email hidden]> wrote:
>> >Tonight this one guy was bantering with the instructor about how some
>> >guys don't work their whole arms; they'll work their biceps, but not
>> >their triceps.
>> >
>> >I haven't seen him do a single leg exercise.
>>
>> I don't do legs either.
>
>That explains a lot about you.

What do you suppose it explains about me?

That you're not terribly bright.

How does riding a bicycle instead of doing squats reduce my IQ?

If you have to ask...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> Not in the gym.
>>
>> But I ride a bicycle when I'm not in the gym.
>>
>> So maybe he's got an outlet elsewhere.
>
>Have you seen his legs? I have. He's not working them.

He's probably not riding a bicycle either.

It wouldn't matter if he was. Cycling is not a replacement for lifting
weights.

It is if you want to ride well *and* have big legs.

Uh huh.

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

It wouldn't matter if he was. Cycling is not a replacement for lifting
weights.

Lifting weights is not a replacement for cycling.

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AleX said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

It wouldn't matter if he was. Cycling is not a replacement for lifting
weights.

Lifting weights is not a replacement for cycling.

No [censored], Sherlock?