My three day sex romp

Good for you!! I love it whenever people can keep themselves
entertained without having to depend on cable TV!

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Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for

some

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friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce

and

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a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman

and

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also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a

heart

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broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!

Dreams can seem so real, can't they........

Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for some
friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce and
a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman and
also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a heart
broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!

Hairy said:

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Dreams can seem so real, can't they........

Hairy! Where have you been hiding? Good to see you!

Billy Crabs said:

Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for some
friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce and
a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman and
also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a heart
broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!

I had the same dream, but it was about the food without the sex. Sigh.
Guess it shows my age.

(Kathy in NZ) said:

Billy Crabs said:

Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for some
friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce and
a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman and
also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a heart
broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!

I had the same dream, but it was about the food without the sex. Sigh.
Guess it shows my age.

Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch

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Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for

some

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friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce

and

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a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the

heart

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of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman

and

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also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my

cooking

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abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a

heart

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broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which

hides

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inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the

evening

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and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever

brought

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upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!

Dreams can seem so real, can't they........

This really happend, I swear on my Uncle's eyes. He may already be blind

but he does still have eye balls and I wouldn't risk him having to spend the
rest of his life with empty eye sockets just to impress all of you......or
would I?

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This really happend, I swear on my Uncle's eyes. He may already be blind

but he does still have eye balls and I wouldn't risk him having to spend
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rest of his life with empty eye sockets just to impress all of you......or
would I?

You'll be blind soon too if you keep whacking off. Be sure to use some
hand lotion so you don't get calluses.

Three days?

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dwacôn said:

Three days?

Yeah. You know how these young guys are. No stamina.

Pastorio

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Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for
some
friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce
and
a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman
and
also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a
heart
broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!

But then I woke up and found I'd sucked off 3 of my cats, the neighbors dog,
and some fat guy from down the street. But, damn,...it sure felt like 10
beautiful women......and that's what really counts.

"Kathy in NZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch

Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's [censored]. That's for free. I
really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my ass,
pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.

Kathy in NZ

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Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch

Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's [censored]. That's for free. I
really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my ass,
pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.

Kathy in NZ

I had no idea you were so kinky!

btw... this thread is Kill Filed as of now, because it's gone from
dumb to just plain stoopid.

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Kathy in NZ said:

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Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch

Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's [censored]. That's for free.

I

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really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my

ass,

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pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.

Kathy in NZ

I had no idea you were so kinky!

btw... this thread is Kill Filed as of now, because it's gone from
dumb to just plain stoopid.

Seems kinda interesting to me.

On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 23:24:52 -0500, "Kathy in NZ" <[email hidden]>

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Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch

Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's [censored]. That's for free. I
really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my ass,
pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.

Kathy in NZ

I didn't write that [censored]. Someone's snaffled my identity

the real Kathy in NZ

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Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch

Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's [censored]. That's for free. I
really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my ass,
pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.

Kathy in NZ

This is the funniest [censored] I've ever read!

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> Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch
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Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's [censored]. That's for free.

I

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really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my

ass,

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pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.

Kathy in NZ

I had no idea you were so kinky!

btw... this thread is Kill Filed as of now, because it's gone from
dumb to just plain stoopid.

Seems kinda interesting to me.

I friggen love it, Ass to mouth, Hahahaha, Kinky, hahahahaha

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Three day sex romp. He must have some serious hand cramps.

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"Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Three day sex romp. He must have some serious hand cramps.

No, I would stretch and I use chuck norris' eagle claw hand strengther