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My penis is a jet engine

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  1. My penis is a jet engine, "he" makes me very fast.

    So replace your genitals with advanced technology now !

  2. And your mind is the blue water that gets purged out the back of the jet.

  3. "Adam Ben Nalois" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    My penis is a jet engine, "he" makes me very fast.

    So replace your genitals with advanced technology now !

    In the many years I have spent on usenet this post, in it's own succinct way, is the most ridiculous
    I've seen.

    cheers,
    --
    David (in Hamilton, ON) www.allfalldown.org

  4. [email hidden] (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    My penis is a jet engine, "he" makes me very fast.

    So replace your genitals with advanced technology now !

    Mine is a heat-seeking, guided missile, ready to explode upon impaction.

  5. SwStudio said:

    In the many years I have spent on usenet this post, in it's own succinct way, is the most
    ridiculous I've seen.

    Wasn't someone whining the other day about how parochial r.r has become? Unfortunately it's not
    running related. 🙂

    --
    Doug Freese "Caveat Lector" [email hidden]

  6. clown

    poor santa he only cum's once a year

  7. "SwStudio" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<xcTCb.3792> In the many years I have spent on usenet this post,

    Quoted message said:

    in it's own succinct way, is the most ridiculous I've seen.

    You'd have to have a penis to understand it.

  8. Doug Freese <[email hidden]> wrote in message >

    Perhaps you should leave advice on penises to those who have them.

  9. Adam Ben Nalois said:

    My penis is a jet engine, "he" makes me very fast.

    So replace your genitals with advanced technology now !

    ha ha

  10. "SwStudio" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Adam Ben Nalois" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    My penis is a jet engine, "he" makes me very fast.

    So replace your genitals with advanced technology now !

    In the many years I have spent on usenet this post, in it's own succinct way, is the most
    ridiculous I've seen.

    cheers,
    --
    David (in Hamilton, ON) www.allfalldown.org

    its

  11. Sounds painful.

    Quoted message said:

    replace your genitals with advanced technology now!


    --
    David Nova Scotia, Canada

  12. [email hidden] wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    clown

    poor santa he only cum's once a year

    clown penis

  13. On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 11:21:53 GMT, Doug Freese <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    SwStudio said:

    In the many years I have spent on usenet this post, in it's own succinct way, is the most
    ridiculous I've seen.

    Wasn't someone whining the other day about how parochial r.r has become? Unfortunately it's not
    running related. 🙂

    I'm quite sure <<"he" makes me very fast>> relates to running in some fashion.

    ~Matt

    Quoted message said:


    --
    Doug Freese "Caveat Lector" [email hidden]

  14. Quoted message said:

    My penis is a jet engine

    You're lucky, mine is more like one of those jets parked in the desert.

  15. [email hidden] (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    My penis is a jet engine, "he" makes me very fast.

    So replace your genitals with advanced technology now !

    And mines just a plain old 13" er too. Gee, I feel so inadequate.

  16. 2/10

    "Miss Anne Thrope" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:27278-3FDBE335-184@storefull-
    3156.bay.webtv.net...

    Quoted message said:

    And your mind is the blue water that gets purged out the back of the jet.

  17. "Miss St. Tropez" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Ms, How big are your [censored]? Can we get some naked pics? It is customary in this NG for the females to
    send us nude pics before being allowed to post.

  18. (.)(.)

    --
    Miss St. Tropez

    "The Messiah" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Miss St. Tropez" <[email hidden]> wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:


    Ms,
    How big are your [censored]? Can we get some naked pics? It is customary in
    this NG for the females to send us nude pics before being allowed to
    post.

  19. "Miss St. Tropez" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    (.)(.)

    --
    Miss St. Tropez

    Hmm, those are nice ones! How about seeing some (_V_) or (_!_) pics?

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