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  1. Original post
    Adam Ben Nalois
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    Yes, a very fast one !

    So I´m always very fast with my super penis !

    Maybe yours is a bicycle , too?

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  2. Sorni
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    "Adam Ben Nalois" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Yes, a very fast one !

    So I´m always very fast with my super penis !

    Maybe yours is a bicycle , too?

    That's very good, Adam. Well done.

    Now these nice gentlemen are going to take you somewhere very pleasant and chat a while.

    Bill "{finger up & down on lips sound}" S.

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  3. Jym Dyer
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    Yes, a very fast one !

    =v= I presume that means it's superlight, then, and has skinny, um, tires? <_Jym_

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  4. Rick Onanian
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    On 16 Dec 2003 21:56:43 -0800, [email hidden] (Adam Ben

    Nalois) said:

    Yes, a very fast one ! So I´m always very fast with my super penis !

    Well, I hope your partner is fast too!

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    Maybe yours is a bicycle , too?

    It would need to be a fixed gear to operate properly. Unless, that is, you never need to produce a
    reciprocating motion rather than a continuous unidirectional linear motion...
    --
    [censored] Onanian

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  5. Risto Varanka
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    Sorni <[email hidden]> wrote:
    : "Adam Ben Nalois" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    : "]news:[email hidden]...
    :> Yes, a very fast one !
    :>
    :> So I´m always very fast with my super penis !
    :>
    :> Maybe yours is a bicycle , too?

    : That's very good, Adam. Well done.

    : Now these nice gentlemen are going to take you somewhere very pleasant and chat a while.

    : Bill "{finger up & down on lips sound}" S.

    Adam was asleep, and his subconscious wrote the message while he was sleeping.

    Of course, anybody with even hearsay knowledge of psychoanalysis will immediately notice the genital
    symbolism in bicycles. Consider for example the wish of many recumbent riders to have a stiff, sleek
    boom that extends forwards. That's not the only resemblance to various body parts:
    helsinki.fiviper0491.jpg
    helsinki.fiviper697.jpg

    --
    Risto Varanka | helsinki.fi~rvaranka [email hidden]

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  6. Zoot Katz
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    17 Dec 2003 07:43:40 -0800, <[email hidden]>,

    Jym Dyer said:
    Quoted message said:

    Yes, a very fast one !

    =v= I presume that means it's superlight, then, and has skinny, um, tires? <_Jym_>

    Better than a folding one.
    --
    zk

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  7. Steven M. O'Nei
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    Consider for example the wish of many recumbent riders to have a stiff, sleek boom that extends
    forwards. That's not the only resemblance to various body parts:
    helsinki.fiviper0491.jpg
    helsinki.fiviper697.jpg

    Hey! That's not a bicycle!

    --
    Steven O'Neill [email hidden] www.bridgetolls.org

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  8. David Reuteler
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    Zoot Katz <[email hidden]> wrote:
    : Jym Dyer <[email hidden]> wrote:
    :>=v= I presume that means it's superlight, then, and has skinny, um, tires? <_Jym_>
    : Better than a folding one.

    knobbies?
    --
    david reuteler [email hidden]

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  9. Rich Clark
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    "Steven M. O'Neill" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Consider for example the wish of many recumbent riders to have a stiff, sleek boom that extends
    forwards. That's not the only resemblance to various body parts:
    helsinki.fiviper0491.jpg
    helsinki.fiviper697.jpg

    Hey! That's not a bicycle!

    No, he's just glad to see you.

    RichC

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  10. Jym Dyer
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    =v= I presume that means it's superlight, then, and has skinny, um, tires?


    Better than a folding one.

    =v= Collapsibility is a very useful feature, for when you need to stow it away somewhere. I agree
    that folding may be a painful way of going about it, though. <_Jym_

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  11. jhuskey
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    Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by Adam Ben Nalois
    Yes, a very fast one !

    So I´m always very fast with my super penis !

    Maybe yours is a bicycle , too?

    I hope your wife or girfriend knows the difference otherwise your down tube may remain down.😕

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