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  1. my nomination for idiot of the day: cycling along a road
    over the Downs in Bristol this pm, bright daylight and I'm
    wearing bright yellow. Car at side turning on the right
    ahead of me, waiting, it appears, until I've gone past b4 he
    pulls out. Except that he waited until I was almost opposite
    the turning and then pulls out, and because of the car
    approaching from his right, he has to pull way over to the
    left, right into my path. The passenger's window was down,
    and I think his passenger, probably his girl friend, learned
    a few new words, none of which are suitable for this group.

    What can you do? broad daylight, bright yellow clothing
    and they still can't see you. I'm tending to the goolie-
    removal solution, if only because they can't then breed
    any more morons.

    --
    cheers

    Rich

  2. burt said:

    my nomination for idiot of the day: cycling along a road
    over the Downs in Bristol this pm, bright daylight and I'm
    wearing bright yellow. Car at side turning on the right
    ahead of me, waiting, it appears, until I've gone past b4
    he pulls out. Except that he waited until I was almost
    opposite the turning and then pulls out, and because of
    the car approaching from his right, he has to pull way
    over to the left, right into my path. The passenger's
    window was down, and I think his passenger, probably his
    girl friend, learned a few new words, none of which are
    suitable for this group.

    What can you do? broad daylight, bright yellow clothing
    and they still can't see you. I'm tending to the goolie-
    removal solution, if only because they can't then breed
    any more morons.

    Happens all the time. Probably did see you but thought 'its
    only a cyclist'

  3. burt said:

    What can you do? broad daylight, bright yellow clothing
    and they still can't see you.

    Ah well you see that is your mistake. You were disguised as
    a sunbeam. How sneaky of you. Of course you can't expect
    them to see you under those conditions. You need to dress up
    as an uninsured unlit cyclist wearing black clothes and
    jumping red lights while riding the wrong way along a
    pavement at night in a stupidly low gear, we all know they
    are easily spotted.

    James

  4. "burt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    my nomination for idiot of the day: cycling along a road
    over the Downs in Bristol this pm, bright daylight and I'm
    wearing bright yellow. Car at side turning on the right
    ahead of me, waiting, it appears, until I've gone past b4
    he pulls out. Except that he waited until I was almost
    opposite the turning and then pulls out.....

    This is very common - why is it that any vehicle waiting at
    a turning on the right will not pull out either before or
    after you - they will always wait till you are exactly level
    before pulling out!!

    If there is no following traffic I always move centre lane
    well in advance which helps prevent this behaviour.

  5. "James Annan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    burt said:

    What can you do? broad daylight, bright yellow clothing
    and they still


    can't

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    see you.

    Ah well you see that is your mistake. You were disguised
    as a sunbeam. How sneaky of you. Of course you can't
    expect them to see you under those conditions. You need to
    dress up as an uninsured unlit cyclist wearing black
    clothes and jumping red lights while riding the wrong way
    along a pavement at night in a stupidly low gear, we all
    know they are easily spotted.

    You forgot to add "with the saddle height adjusted to just 1
    metre above ground level".

  6. Sky Fly said:

    You forgot to add "with the saddle height adjusted to just
    1 metre above ground level".

    I thought about it, but it seemed like a lot of words for
    one stereotype.

    James

  7. James Annan said:
    burt said:

    What can you do? broad daylight, bright yellow clothing
    and they still can't see you.

    Ah well you see that is your mistake. You were disguised as
    a sunbeam. How sneaky of you.

    I realise you're joking but there is an element of truth in
    that statement.

    Wearing bright clothes in bright light makes you less
    visible not more.

    A similar phenomenon happens to motorcycles riding with
    headlights on in brilliant sunlight. The combination of the
    headlight and the sunlight causes the bike to disappear when
    viewed from the front.

    Studies have shown that in bright light, riders with white
    helmets (as recommended by Roadcraft) are less visible
    than riders with dark helmets as the helmet disappears
    against the sky.

    You need contrasting colours to the surroundings. In dark or
    dull conditions that means bright clothes. On brilliant
    sunny days you want darker clothes. This way you'll always
    standout against the background.
    --
    "We take these risks, not to escape from life, but to
    prevent life escaping from us." bensales.combensales.com

  8. BenS <[email hidden]> writed in
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    Quoted message said:


    You need contrasting colours to the surroundings. In dark
    or dull conditions that means bright clothes. On brilliant
    sunny days you want darker clothes. This way you'll always
    standout against the background.

    While this sounds like an impossible conundrum, my cheapo
    Aldi jacket has yellow sleeves and a black body, it seems to
    fit the bill - I'm told that from behind the yellow sleeves
    are quite visible - counter-intuitive I know , but....

    Mike - Leicester

  9. "burt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    my nomination for idiot of the day: cycling along a road
    over the Downs


    in

    Quoted message said:

    Bristol this pm, bright daylight and I'm wearing bright
    yellow. Car at


    side

    Quoted message said:

    turning on the right ahead of me, waiting, it appears,
    until I've gone


    past

    Quoted message said:

    b4 he pulls out. Except that he waited until I was almost
    opposite the turning and then pulls out, and because of
    the car approaching from his right, he has to pull way
    over to the left, right into my path. The passenger's
    window was down, and I think his passenger, probably his
    girl friend, learned a few new words, none of which are
    suitable for this


    group.

    Experience has shown that if you can make a female passenger
    aware of their driver's mistake, the driver will get an
    earful for the next few miles. Although you wont be there to
    see it, just the idea leaves a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
    Conversations at the next set of lights (Only really works
    in cities) which begin: "Can you see me?" often lead to an
    apology and / or a brief period of awareness.

    Re-educate them, one-by-one. Use force if necessary.

    Jon

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  10. "BenS" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 19:48:52 +0900, James Annan
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Wearing bright clothes in bright light makes you less
    visible not more.


    All well and good, but I was also wearing black cycling
    tights and had a black pannier on the offside, and the bike
    is dark green.

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