My Manly Nipples

Use a small strip of 3M Micropore tape on each one. It's available in the first-aid section of your
drugstore! I've done 4 Ironmans with this and it doesn't come off in 12+ hours through wet, cold,
hot, and humidity.
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Bernie Hall o __o </\_ \ < __/\ /\o__ (0) (0) / \__o ^^^^^^ ^ ^
2.4 - 112 - 26.2 Great Floridian Triathlon 2000~12.40.14 2001~12:30.36 2002~13:18.22 The Duke
Blue Devil 2002~12:26.39 "Citizen Ted" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Let me tell you about my manly nipples.

They are fairly small and pert, much like the ones I prefer on women. My chest has very little
hair, but my "aeriolas" do have a few short thin hairs sprouting from them. Overall, I have the
kind of nipples that women love to caress and kiss. They are outstanding nipples.

Trouble is, with my manly nipples being oh-so-manly, they sometimes get a bit rambunctious on
longer runs. Today I ran a good 8-9 miles and even though I was wearing my trendy Brooks zip-up
polypro top, my right nipple decided all the excitiation was just too much. Now I have a slightly
sore right nipple and I'm not happy.

I do have a stick of BodyGlide and I probably should have used
it. But to be quite honest, I'm skeptical of BodyGlide's usefulness. The [censored] is waxy and goes on
like deoderant. It has very little lubricatory properties AFAICS and seems have limited
"gliding" properties. In the summer, I used to put some on my manly thighs to keep my shorts
from sticking to my skin and chafing when I sweat. It hardly worked for that purpose.

Do any of you sport-o's use BodyGlide? Does it really keep your incredibly well-trained nipples
from chafing? I'd sure like to know. I have a 10K in scenic LaConner next SAT, and I don't want my
time spoiled by angry nipples.

- TR
- likely to have upset some squeamish loser in here somewhere.

Spot Band-Aids, $1.49 to 2.99 (US) for 50 at most stores.

Ted, You could try growing some chest hair. Chest hair is very effective at reducing irritation
from your shirt. If you're not man enough to do that, try wearing a sports bra-- it works for
other women.

"Citizen Ted" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Let me tell you about my manly nipples.

They are fairly small and pert, much like the ones I prefer on women. My chest has very little
hair, but my "aeriolas" do have a few short thin hairs sprouting from them. Overall, I have the
kind of nipples that women love to caress and kiss. They are outstanding nipples.

Trouble is, with my manly nipples being oh-so-manly, they sometimes get a bit rambunctious on
longer runs. Today I ran a good 8-9 miles and even though I was wearing my trendy Brooks zip-up
polypro top, my right nipple decided all the excitiation was just too much. Now I have a slightly
sore right nipple and I'm not happy.

I do have a stick of BodyGlide and I probably should have used
it. But to be quite honest, I'm skeptical of BodyGlide's usefulness. The [censored] is waxy and goes on
like deoderant. It has very little lubricatory properties AFAICS and seems have limited
"gliding" properties. In the summer, I used to put some on my manly thighs to keep my shorts
from sticking to my skin and chafing when I sweat. It hardly worked for that purpose.

Do any of you sport-o's use BodyGlide? Does it really keep your incredibly well-trained nipples
from chafing? I'd sure like to know. I have a 10K in scenic LaConner next SAT, and I don't want my
time spoiled by angry nipples.

- TR
- likely to have upset some squeamish loser in here somewhere.

(Citizen Ted) said:

Do any of you sport-o's use BodyGlide? Does it really keep your incredibly well-trained nipples
from chafing? I'd sure like to know. I have a 10K in scenic LaConner next SAT, and I don't want my
time spoiled by angry nipples.

I use bandaids. Bodyglide works fine for my thighs but never did a good enough job for my nipples.
Most days, regular bandaids are fine, although if it is raining or a very long run I'll use the
waterproof kind.

--
Lorne Sundby

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I do have a stick of BodyGlide and I probably should have used

it. But to be quite honest, I'm skeptical of BodyGlide's usefulness. The [censored] is waxy and goes on
like deoderant. It has very little lubricatory properties AFAICS and seems have limited
"gliding" properties. In the summer, I used to put some on my manly thighs to keep my shorts
from sticking to my skin and chafing when I sweat. It hardly worked for that purpose. <<

I don't bother with any chafing protection up to about five or six miles. From there til about
13 or so, I use Body Glide and it does its job. Beyond that, I bleed.

Mike