My jersey is too heavy

Quoted message said:

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

25% of this weigth reduction is achieved by lightening your wallet.

Quoted message said:

Hey all,

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

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Nike claims that their featherweight Hors Categorie climbing jersey is 27 percent lighter due to
the use of ultra-light fabrics. We didn't weigh the HC jersey, but its gossamer feel and
futuristic look will certainly attract attention. Armstrong and USPS will reportedly use this
jersey in the Tour's mountain stages, while Nike will also supply this to the leaders, green,
spotted and white jerseys used to sponsor the Tour De France.
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Doug

Make my jersey legal!

Doug said:

Hey all,

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

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Nike claims that their featherweight Hors Categorie climbing jersey is 27 percent lighter due to
the use of ultra-light fabrics. We didn't weigh the HC jersey, but its gossamer feel and
futuristic look will certainly attract attention. Armstrong and USPS will reportedly use this
jersey in the Tour's mountain stages, while Nike will also supply this to the leaders, green,
spotted and white jerseys used to sponsor the Tour De France.
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Doug

Gary may have said:

Make my jersey legal!

Next they'll be weighing the competitors' shorts.

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Hey all,

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

Next will be an invisible climbing "skin suit" for maximum weight savings.

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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Hey all,

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

Next will be an invisible climbing "skin suit" for maximum weight savings.

"The Emperor's new Skin Suit"

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Hey all,

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

Next will be an invisible climbing "skin suit" for maximum weight savings.

Didn't that guy in TX have one of them with the "modesty thong" in it?

Mike

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[email hidden] (Paul Southworth) wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Hey all,

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with
a 27% lighter "climbing jersey."

Next will be an invisible climbing "skin suit" for maximum weight savings.

"The Emperor's new Skin Suit"

If this were the software industry, somebody would have already filed for a patent on it.

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As long as they don't go under the UCI's jersey weight limit... ;-3)

May you have the wind at your back. And a really low gear for the hills! Chris

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(Paul=A0Southworth) said:

Quoted message said:

Hey all,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

Quoted message said:

Next will be an invisible climbing "skin suit" for maximum weight savings.

Problem with that is, the stupid fans won't be able to see it.

May you have the wind at your back. And a really low gear for the hills! Chris

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On Wed, 16 Jul 2003 19:46:10 -0400 (EDT), [email hidden] (Chris Zacho "The Wheelman"😉 may

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[email hidden] (Paul Southworth) Wrote:

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Hey all,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I had no idea how much extra weight I was carrying. Good thing Nike has come to the rescue with a
27% lighter "climbing jersey."

Quoted message said:

Next will be an invisible climbing "skin suit" for maximum weight savings.

Problem with that is, the stupid fans won't be able to see it.

Use temporary tattoos for the ads. Sell the most interesting spaces for a higher fee.

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Werehatrack said:

Use temporary tattoos for the ads. Sell the most interesting spaces for a higher fee.

Invisable skins suits or painted on jerseys... H'mmm it's about time they allow some women
on the tour.

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