My girlfriend is using my weights for something naughty ...

Gerard Mindstep said:

She's always using my weights as [censored] and when I want to use them,
they are slippery, full of [censored] juice.

What can I do now?

Asking these "guys" advice on heterosexual relations, is like asking
Michael Jacksons advice on making love to a woman.

JMW said:

You could shove them up your ...

Nah, too obvious.

See Gerald? Just a bunch of "shrunken testicles" with jealous hate.

Quoted message said:

Getting a girlfriend with a tighter [censored] would be the first thing on
my mind. What kind of weights do you have anyway, maybe this is a n
indication you should be lifting heavier stuff.

If he can lift his girlfriend, then I'd be surprised he'd need heavier
weights. He could get a job tugging other people's girlfriends back out
to sea when they beach themselves following Navy sonar experiments.

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Gerard Mindstep said:

She's always using my weights as [censored] and when I want to use them,
they are slippery, full of [censored] juice.

What can I do now?

Post pics.

Quoted message said:

Getting a girlfriend with a tighter [censored] would be the first thing on
my mind. What kind of weights do you have anyway, maybe this is a n
indication you should be lifting heavier stuff.

Asking these homos for "female advice" is like asking Michael Jacksons
advice on making love to a woman.

the fact u actually bought that is kinda sad...

Chilly powder is a good option buddy.

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Quoted message said:

She's always using my weights as [censored] and when I want to use them,
they are slippery, full of [censored] juice.

What can I do now?

Hope that on your 13th birthday your Mother finally gives it up for you.

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