My cyclo-computer was *HACKED*!

"!Jones" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

The hackers got into my wireless cyclo-computer and stole all of my
data. I'm going to a hard-wired unit with a shielded cable from now
on.

Jones

Yea... That shielded cable will keep the hackers out alright! :-/

bbjj

!Jones said:

The hackers got into my wireless cyclo-computer and stole all of my
data. I'm going to a hard-wired unit with a shielded cable from now
on.

Dammit, now the bastids will know how you trained.

Ron

"!Jones" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

The hackers got into my wireless cyclo-computer and stole all of my
data. I'm going to a hard-wired unit with a shielded cable from now
on.

Jones

Damn I just hope you didn't have all your finacial and personal info stored
on there!

Ken

Look at the newsgroups in the headers; if the content didn't make it
obvious, this was a troll.

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"Werehatrack": (clip) if the content didn't make it obvious, this was a
troll.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gee, I was fooled. I thought it was a JOKE.

Quoted message said:

"Werehatrack": (clip) if the content didn't make it obvious, this was a
troll.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gee, I was fooled. I thought it was a JOKE.

You got fooled, didn't you? No joking about this one. The other guy was
right- the newsgroups in the header tell the story. Just keep in mind that
you can't be sure you've been hacked unless you have the requisite metal
plates in your head that allow you to hear people's thoughts.

--Mike Jacoubowsky
Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReaction.com
Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

Quoted message said:

"Werehatrack": (clip) if the content didn't make it obvious, this was a
troll.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gee, I was fooled. I thought it was a JOKE.

You got fooled, didn't you? No joking about this one. The other guy was
right- the newsgroups in the header tell the story. Just keep in mind that
you can't be sure you've been hacked unless you have the requisite metal
plates in your head that allow you to hear people's thoughts.

I suppose someone is going to suggest lining your helmet with foil to
prevent your thoughts from being observed. =]

On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:35:46 -0600, catzz66 <[email hidden]>

may have said:

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

Quoted message said:

"Werehatrack": (clip) if the content didn't make it obvious, this was a
troll.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gee, I was fooled. I thought it was a JOKE.

You got fooled, didn't you? No joking about this one. The other guy was
right- the newsgroups in the header tell the story. Just keep in mind that
you can't be sure you've been hacked unless you have the requisite metal
plates in your head that allow you to hear people's thoughts.

I suppose someone is going to suggest lining your helmet with foil to
prevent your thoughts from being observed. =]

The complete scoop (of what, I shall not speculate) is here:

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

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!Jones said:

The hackers got into my wireless cyclo-computer and stole all of my
data. I'm going to a hard-wired unit with a shielded cable from now
on.

Sorry dude, it was me. I needed the extra miles.

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame

!Jones said:

in alt.war.vietnam RonSonic said:

!Jones said:

The hackers got into my wireless cyclo-computer and stole all of my
data. I'm going to a hard-wired unit with a shielded cable from now
on.

Dammit, now the bastids will know how you trained.

Ron

Oh, [censored]! Think they'll find out about the steroids?

Jones

....if not congress will.

Mark Hickey wrote:

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Quoted message said:

Sorry dude, it was me. I needed the extra miles.

You've inspired me. I'm going to start hacking miles off peoples'
cyclocomputers and selling them on eBay (just to be sure, I have
already verified that miles are NOT on eBay's "prohibited" list).

And to protect cyclists from...me, I'm also going to market a
cyclocomputer that utilizes full DES encryption.

I figure that by this time next year, I'll be a zillionaire....

(Insert maniacal laugh)

Larry Coon
University of California

On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 11:04:07 -0800, Larry Coon <[email hidden]>

may have said:

Mark Hickey wrote:

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Quoted message said:

Sorry dude, it was me. I needed the extra miles.

You've inspired me. I'm going to start hacking miles off peoples'
cyclocomputers and selling them on eBay (just to be sure, I have
already verified that miles are NOT on eBay's "prohibited" list).

And to protect cyclists from...me, I'm also going to market a
cyclocomputer that utilizes full DES encryption.

I figure that by this time next year, I'll be a zillionaire....

(Insert maniacal laugh)

Larry Coon
University of California

Now, *that* is the kind of thinking that you just don't see enough of
anymore.

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