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My Christmas Wish...

Clark W. Griswold · 2004-10-20T00:17:40+00:00

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]! Where's the Tylenol? Clark

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Published: 20 October 2004
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Clark W. Griswold
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20 October 2004, 00:17 UTC #1

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him
brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with
all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a
big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and
I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,
four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless,
dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,
spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy
[censored]! Where's the Tylenol?
Clark

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Twittering One
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20 October 2004, 01:12 UTC #2

<< Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him
brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane>>
No, that's
"Laura"
Lane,
Say, 102?
Where's Terry,
Melody,
& Kenny?
My Scottie Terrier,
Egore?
Mom, Dad,
Bigshot, Pettie,
& Sussie ~ pretty
Sealyham terrier?
Well just in case,
Here's everything
For the case,
Or chase ~
O whatever!
http://www.dogpainting.com/home.cfm
<<with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a
big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and
I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,
four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing>>
Dog kiss nice!
<<brainless,
dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,
spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy
[censored]! Where's the Tylenol?>>
Me have headache, too~
<<Clark>>
Huh?
You mean,
Hark!
Is that
A Bark!
_______
Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
<A
HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

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Dan Stumpus
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20 October 2004, 03:52 UTC #3

"Twittering One" <[email hidden]> wrote
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Where's Terry,
Melody,
& Kenny?
My Scottie Terrier,
Egore?
We had two Scotties, Scotia and Mattie (herself).
Lived to 16 and 18 yrs. Great dogs. Independent and strong.
Quoted message said:
http://www.dogpainting.com/home.cfm
I was kinda hoping they would be paintings *by* dogs. Oh well.
Hear the twittering dinos this morning?

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Twittering One
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20 October 2004, 07:14 UTC #4

<< > Where's Terry,
Quoted message said:
Melody,
& Kenny?
My Scottie Terrier,
Egore?
We had two Scotties, Scotia and Mattie (herself).
Lived to 16 and 18 yrs. Great dogs. Independent and strong.
Quoted message said:
http://www.dogpainting.com/home.cfm
I was kinda hoping they would be paintings *by* dogs. Oh well.
Hear the twittering dinos this morning?>>
No, sorry to say I missed that!
Care to elaborate?
_______
Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
<A
HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

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Will
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20 October 2004, 08:01 UTC #5

[email hidden] (Twittering One) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
<< Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him
brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane>>

[lunatic raving snipped]
What I'd like for Christmas is for The Brilliant (read Dull) One, and
all her/his sock puppets, to be denied access to a computer in
perpetuity. It would be nice if The Bill Rogerz could start taking
his meds again, but at least he sometimes has something to say about
running.

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Clark W. Griswold
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20 October 2004, 14:52 UTC #6

Hi Bill.
(Will) said:
[email hidden] (Twittering One) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
<< Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him
brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane>>

[lunatic raving snipped]
What I'd like for Christmas is for The Brilliant (read Dull) One, and
all her/his sock puppets, to be denied access to a computer in
perpetuity. It would be nice if The Bill Rogerz could start taking
his meds again, but at least he sometimes has something to say about
running.

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Twittering One
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20 October 2004, 15:58 UTC #7

<< Hi Bill. >>
which one?
_______
Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
<A
HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

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Doug Freesepop
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20 October 2004, 17:41 UTC #8

Clark W. Griswold <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him
brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with
all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a
big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and
I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,
four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless,
dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,
spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy
[censored]! Where's the Tylenol?
Clark
Dear Clark,
Please tell me how you really feel about him?

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np426z.
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20 October 2004, 17:53 UTC #9

Quoted message said:
Clark W. Griswold <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him
brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with
all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a
big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and
I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,
four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless,
dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,
spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy
[censored]! Where's the Tylenol?
Clark
Wobbot has that effect on everyone, even worse in real life when his
body odors come into play.

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Mrs. Freesepop
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20 October 2004, 22:22 UTC #10

You are scum and I don't like being your wife Bill - Doug - Roger -
whatever your name is.
On 20 Oct 2004 10:41:38 -0700, [email hidden] (Doug Freesepop)
Quoted message said:

Dear Clark,
Please tell me how you really feel about him?

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Doug Freesepop
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21 October 2004, 02:38 UTC #11

Mrs. Freesepop <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
You are scum
I thought we'd been over this woman?
Quoted message said:
and I don't like being your wife Bill - Doug - Roger -
whatever your name is.
Oh so we're talking divorce now? I told you there's only ONE WAY out.
You, me, a bottle of wine, and two bulletts.
"Deadly Doug"

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Will
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22 October 2004, 16:34 UTC #12

Clark W. Griswold <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
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Quoted message said:
(Will) said:
[email hidden] (Twittering One) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
<< Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like TheBillRodgerz, right here tonight. I want him
brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane>>

[lunatic raving snipped]
What I'd like for Christmas is for The Brilliant (read Dull) One, and
all her/his sock puppets, to be denied access to a computer in
perpetuity. It would be nice if The Bill Rogerz could start taking
his meds again, but at least he sometimes has something to say about
running.
Quoted message said:
Hi Bill.
Wrong. Bill couldn't spell "perpetuity". I understand your mistake,
since Will and Bill both (generally) derive from William, though I
think Bill's name comes from Dollar.
Will.

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Twittering One
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22 October 2004, 16:40 UTC #13

<< Will. >>
which one?
_______
Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
<A
HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

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