my big ass biscuits

Barry said:

what woman in her right mind would let me have this much fun on
MOTHERS DAY

One who is not a mother, and whose Mama has gone to her
great reward, maybe?

I want eggs. I want a sausage egg and cheese biscuit.

cybercat said:

Barry said:

what woman in her right mind would let me have this much fun on
MOTHERS DAY

One who is not a mother, and whose Mama has gone to her
great reward, maybe?

I want eggs. I want a sausage egg and cheese biscuit.

There's plenty left

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Barry said:

what woman in her right mind would let me have this much fun on
MOTHERS DAY

One who is not a mother, and whose Mama has gone to her
great reward, maybe?

I want eggs. I want a sausage egg and cheese biscuit.

There's plenty left

You got cheese or do I need to bring my own?

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"Barry" <[email hidden]> wrote:

> what woman in her right mind would let me have this much fun on
> MOTHERS DAY
One who is not a mother, and whose Mama has gone to her
great reward, maybe?

I want eggs. I want a sausage egg and cheese biscuit.

There's plenty left

You got cheese or do I need to bring my own?

"look! you got cheese or not?" lol

nooo, I don't have any luxury cheese today

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On May 13, 12:36 pm, "cybercat" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> "Barry" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>> what woman in her right mind would let me have this much fun on
>> MOTHERS DAY
> One who is not a mother, and whose Mama has gone to her
> great reward, maybe?
>
> I want eggs. I want a sausage egg and cheese biscuit.
There's plenty left

You got cheese or do I need to bring my own?

"look! you got cheese or not?" lol

nooo, I don't have any luxury cheese today

I'm bringing Colby, sharp cheddar, and Muenster.

cybercat said:

I'm bringing Colby, sharp cheddar, and Muenster.

mmmm

only thing, breakfast is sort of OVER!

hows about a nice big baked potato and salad, cheese is good on them.

You want bacon and eggs don't you

:

damn kids

and who is Colby? anyone I know? How old is she?

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cybercat said:

I'm bringing Colby, sharp cheddar, and Muenster.

mmmm

only thing, breakfast is sort of OVER!

hows about a nice big baked potato and salad, cheese is good on them.

You want bacon and eggs don't you

:

You told me you were open for breffus any time.

I put my best hat on.

@>:{

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damn kids

and who is Colby? anyone I know? How old is she?

My 80-year-old aunt.

My French toast was good, but it is better with thick white bread.
All I had was Arnold Dutch Style Whole Wheat. And syrup with
splenda and fake butter ... but I liked it. I am so glad I didn't have
any of that really thin microwave bacon around. I would have eaten
too much of that.

cybercat said:

My French toast was good, but it is better with thick white bread.
All I had was Arnold Dutch Style Whole Wheat. And syrup with
splenda and fake butter ... but I liked it. I am so glad I didn't have
any of that really thin microwave bacon around. I would have eaten
too much of that.

shoot, I ate a whole pound of sausage before 1 oclock.

how do I feel? I feel excellent, and glad I ate it.

it really hit the spot.

Im not sure which or why spot, but it fixed me right up.

I won't do that no more for say.. another 8 months...

I think a body needs some bad grease once in a while...
like.. something the body can hold on to?

Mark my words, you can take it to the bank...
one day they will say, sat fats are actually good for us..

I bet it thwarts Alzheimer's! I know smoking cigarettes does. (they
proved that)

sooo, if you are craving bacon, you are actually craving something in
the bacon that you need...

it don't taste THAT good, but you do feel like you've eaten once
you've had the whole package as you say.

Pork fat rules!

Barry said:

Mark my words, you can take it to the bank...
one day they will say, sat fats are actually good for us..

That crosses my mind on occasion and I always think of the movie
"Sleeper" when they revive Woody Allen's character and he asks for wheat
germ and tiger's milk. (I couldn't remember the exact lines but Google
found them):

"Dr. Melik: {listing items Miles had requested for breakfast) "... wheat
germ, organic honey, and... Tiger's Milk."

Dr. Aragon: "Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years
ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties."

Dr. Melik: "You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or...
hot fudge?"

Dr. Aragon: "Those were thought to be unhealthy... precisely the
opposite of what we now know to be true."

Dr. Melik: "Incredible!""

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I bet it thwarts Alzheimer's! I know smoking cigarettes does. (they
proved that)

sooo, if you are craving bacon, you are actually craving something in
the bacon that you need...

it don't taste THAT good, but you do feel like you've eaten once
you've had the whole package as you say.

Pork fat rules!

George said:

Dr. Melik: "Incredible!""

haha, haven't seen that, W. Allen is a mess. I like all his flics

my gut tells me that fat has vitamins in it
like, Vit A, Niacin etc...

<holding my fishing pole real still>

Barry said:

WHEW! Im making breafust now...

Why would anyone want an "ass biscuit"?

zxcvbob said:

Why would anyone want an "ass biscuit"?

to even out the butter and honey man