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My apologies to Wayne....(chuckle)

cathyxyz · 2006-01-12T18:38:54+00:00

....but I thought this was worth a chuckle A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker, if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff---grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried [censored]. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!" "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power, when you don't know [censored]? -- Cheers Cathy(xyz)

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cathyxyz
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12 January 2006, 18:38 UTC #1

....but I thought this was worth a chuckle
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker, if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first.
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff---grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse
produces muffins of dried [censored]. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!"
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know [censored]?
--
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

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kevnbro
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12 January 2006, 19:18 UTC #2

I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev

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Wayne Boatwright
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12 January 2006, 19:18 UTC #3

On Thu 12 Jan 2006 11:38:54a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it cathyxyz?
Quoted message said:
...but I thought this was worth a chuckle
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker, if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first.
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff---grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse
produces muffins of dried [censored]. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea!"
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know [censored]?
Good one, Cathy!
--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.
Remove all "[censored]'s" from address to e-mail directly.

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Wayne Boatwright
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12 January 2006, 19:28 UTC #4

On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:18:02p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it kevnbro?
Quoted message said:
I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know [censored], but would like to discuss
things like nuclear power. <g>
--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.
Remove all "[censored]'s" from address to e-mail directly.

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cathyxyz
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12 January 2006, 19:30 UTC #5

Wayne Boatwright said:
On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:18:02p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it kevnbro?
Quoted message said:
I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know [censored], but would like to discuss
things like nuclear power. <g>
Or religion...<eg>
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

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kevnbro
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12 January 2006, 19:33 UTC #6

Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know [censored], but would like to discuss

things like nuclear power. <g>
For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own [censored].
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev

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Wayne Boatwright
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12 January 2006, 19:33 UTC #7

On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:30:13p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it cathyxyz?
Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright said:
On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:18:02p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
kevnbro?
Quoted message said:
I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know [censored], but would like to
discuss things like nuclear power. <g>
Or religion...<eg>
Or politics.
--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
__________________________________________________________________
And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.
Remove all "[censored]'s" from address to e-mail directly.

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Wayne Boatwright
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12 January 2006, 19:38 UTC #8

On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:33:28p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it kevnbro?
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know [censored], but would like to
discuss things like nuclear power. <g>
For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own [censored].
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev
ROTFLMAO!
--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.
Remove all "[censored]'s" from address to e-mail directly.

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cathyxyz
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12 January 2006, 19:40 UTC #9

kevnbro said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know [censored], but would like to discuss

things like nuclear power. <g>
For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own [censored].
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev
LOL
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

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Dancing Queen
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13 January 2006, 07:35 UTC #10

lol
"cathyxyz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
...but I thought this was worth a chuckle
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've
heard that flights will go quicker, if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first.
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff---grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse
produces muffins of dried [censored]. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea!"
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know [censored]?
--
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

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Kathy in NZ
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13 January 2006, 08:06 UTC #11

On 12 Jan 2006 11:18:02 -0800, "kevnbro" <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:
I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev

LOL and I also emailed it to friends
Kathy in NZ

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Kathy in NZ
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13 January 2006, 08:07 UTC #12

On 12 Jan 2006 11:33:28 -0800, "kevnbro" <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know [censored], but would like to discuss

things like nuclear power. <g>
For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own [censored].
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev

I think I know what I know, but really, I don't know [censored]
Kathy in NZ

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