MTBing Safer Than You Might Think

Bill Wheeler said:

Hmmm, think I'll go see a ball game.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3102-2004Nov21.html

Naaaah, too dangerous.

Hmmm, how about hunting?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3531-2004Nov22.html

Naaaah, too dangerous.

Thanks goodness for MTBing!

Peace,
Bill

Amen!

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On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 16:10:34 -0500, Bill Wheeler <[email hidden]>
wrote:

..Hmmm, think I'll go see a ball game.
..
..http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3102-2004Nov21.html
..
..Naaaah, too dangerous.
..
..
..Hmmm, how about hunting?
..
..http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3531-2004Nov22.html
..
..Naaaah, too dangerous.
..
..
..
..Thanks goodness for MTBing!

Wrong. Dead is dead.

..Peace,
..Bill
..

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humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

quote='Ride-A-Lot'Bill Wheeler said:

Quoted message said:

Hmmm, think I'll go see a ball game.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3102-2004Nov21.html

Naaaah, too dangerous.

Hmmm, how about hunting?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3531-2004Nov22.html

Naaaah, too dangerous.

Thanks goodness for MTBing!

Peace,
Bill

Amen!

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You mean you are *not* looking to pay $200+ to watch millionaires beat the accountant next to you to a bloody pulp? Now that I've typed it out I guess it *doesn't* seem like such a good use of my time. Ride on...

Kraig...

I'm hoping the "masses" get that the above was "funny" (depending on one's definition of funny that is). /Now/ you can ride on...

Mike Vandeman said:

.

Quoted message said:

.Thanks goodness for MTBing!

Wrong. Dead is dead.

No...

There's "being so fat that you died while having the sofa surgically removed
from your ass" dead.

or

There's "death from engaging in a sport that you love" dead.

I'll choose the latter.

Then there's "being an annoying [censored] environmentalist trust fund baby
and some Englishman comes along and beats you to death with a pair of
chopsticks" dead.

I guess it's all in the "impression" you leave behind.

Mike

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Quoted message said:

Kraig...

I'm hoping the "masses" get that the above was "funny" (depending on
one's definition of funny that is). /Now/ you can ride on...

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How's Lee Anne?

Bill Wheeler said:

Hmmm, think I'll go see a ball game.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3102-2004Nov21.html

Naaaah, too dangerous.

Hmmm, how about hunting?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3531-2004Nov22.html

Naaaah, too dangerous.

Thanks goodness for MTBing!

Peace,
Bill

Nice :-)
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On 22 Nov 2004, the cheeks of Mike Vandeman parted, and a trumpetous
noise emerged:

Quoted message said:

.Hmmm, think I'll go see a ball game.
.
.http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3102-2004Nov21.html
.
.Naaaah, too dangerous.
.
.
.Hmmm, how about hunting?
.
.http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3531-2004Nov22.html
.
.Naaaah, too dangerous.
.
.
.
.Thanks goodness for MTBing!

Wrong. Dead is dead.

Just like your capacity to reason.

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On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 16:10:34 -0500, Bill Wheeler wrote:

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Tell my insurance company...

Mike Vandeman says...

Quoted message said:

Wrong. Dead is dead.

Are you still alive? I thought you bit the big one last week. I guess
you just smell that way.

On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:14:37 -0500, "Michael Dart" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..Mike Vandeman wrote:
..> .
..>> .Thanks goodness for MTBing!
..>
..> Wrong. Dead is dead.
..>
..
..No...
..
..There's "being so fat that you died while having the sofa surgically removed
..from your ass" dead.
..
..or
..
..There's "death from engaging in a sport that you love" dead.
..
..
..I'll choose the latter.

But dead is still dead. No one cares how you died, including you (because you
will be dead, and beyond caring).

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

Mike Vandeman said:

But dead is still dead. No one cares how you died, including you (because you
will be dead, and beyond caring).

is it really dead, or is it Memorex?

bri

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Mike Vandeman said:

On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:14:37 -0500, "Michael Dart"
<[email hidden]> wrote:

.Mike Vandeman wrote:
.> .
.>> .Thanks goodness for MTBing!
.>
.> Wrong. Dead is dead.
.>
.
.No...
.
.There's "being so fat that you died while having the sofa surgically
removed .from your ass" dead.
.
.or
.
.There's "death from engaging in a sport that you love" dead.
.
.
.I'll choose the latter.

But dead is still dead. No one cares how you died, including you
(because you will be dead, and beyond caring).

Happy Thanksgiving Mike!

Stay away from deer stands.

I MTB 2004

Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:14:37 -0500, "Michael Dart" <[email hidden]> wrote:

.Mike Vandeman wrote:
.> .
.>> .Thanks goodness for MTBing!
.>
.> Wrong. Dead is dead.
.>
.
.No...
.
.There's "being so fat that you died while having the sofa surgically removed
.from your ass" dead.
.
.or
.
.There's "death from engaging in a sport that you love" dead.
.
.
.I'll choose the latter.

But dead is still dead. No one cares how you died, including you (because you
will be dead, and beyond caring).

Like your stupid cat. No matter what online tribute you have for him, he's
still just a dead cat, killed due to the neglect of an irresponsible
owner.

Michael Dart said:

Mike Vandeman said:

On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:14:37 -0500, "Michael Dart"
<[email hidden]> wrote:

.Mike Vandeman wrote:
.> .
.>> .Thanks goodness for MTBing!
.>
.> Wrong. Dead is dead.
.>
.
.No...
.
.There's "being so fat that you died while having the sofa surgically
removed .from your ass" dead.
.
.or
.
.There's "death from engaging in a sport that you love" dead.
.
.
.I'll choose the latter.

But dead is still dead. No one cares how you died, including you
(because you will be dead, and beyond caring).

Happy Thanksgiving Mike!

**PLONK!**