Mouse in Peanut Butter jar

Quoted message said:

Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?

Hey, this is a pretty good troll. For your efforts, I'll give you a
reply. Open the damn jar outside. That way, he'll be out of your house
and you can stir the rat pee and [censored] into the peanut butter, and eat
till your heart's content.

--
Zilbandy

Zilbandy said:

Quoted message said:

Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?

Hey, this is a pretty good troll. For your efforts, I'll give you a
reply. Open the damn jar outside. That way, he'll be out of your house
and you can stir the rat pee and [censored] into the peanut butter, and eat
till your heart's content.

Nah. Spread the peanut butter on the mouse and eat the mouse.

gloria p

Puester said:

Zilbandy said:

Quoted message said:

Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house,
but I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How
do I capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?

Hey, this is a pretty good troll. For your efforts, I'll give you a
reply. Open the damn jar outside. That way, he'll be out of your
house and you can stir the rat pee and [censored] into the peanut butter,
and eat till your heart's content.

Nah. Spread the peanut butter on the mouse and eat the mouse.

"You got peanut butter on my mouse"!!! "You got mouse on *my* peanut
butter"!!! Two tastes that taste great together. Reeses Peanut Butter
Mouse.

Quoted message said:

gloria p

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Dave
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On Sat, 05 May 2007 20:21:16 GMT, Puester <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Zilbandy said:

Quoted message said:

Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?

Hey, this is a pretty good troll. For your efforts, I'll give you a
reply. Open the damn jar outside. That way, he'll be out of your house
and you can stir the rat pee and [censored] into the peanut butter, and eat
till your heart's content.

Nah. Spread the peanut butter on the mouse and eat the mouse.

gloria p

It should be baked first. What temperature should the oven be, and
for how many minutes?

larry8shit said:

Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar.  When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar.

That'll learn ya to drink the entire liter of vodka while playing
solitaire... now you'll need to buy a new wireless mouse.

Mice have germs, bacteria and fungi, on their bodies.
Peanut butter has a lot of oily protein which can be a good substrate
for bacterial growth.
Seriously, just ditch it!

Quoted message said:

Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?

Larry

Quoted message said:

Mice have germs, bacteria and fungi, on their bodies.
Peanut butter has a lot of oily protein which can be a good substrate
for bacterial growth.
Seriously, just ditch it!

Hi There :-) Two things might be helpful here:

1. Please don't top-post.
2. Learn to spot the trolls.

Take Care.

--
"So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Dave
www.davebbq.com

Dave Bugg said:

Quoted message said:

Mice have germs, bacteria and fungi, on their bodies.
Peanut butter has a lot of oily protein which can be a good substrate
for bacterial growth.
Seriously, just ditch it!

Hi There :-) Two things might be helpful here:

1. Please don't top-post.
2. Learn to spot the trolls.

Take Care.

The funny thing about the troll post is that mice really do love PB.

--Bryan

Food Snob said:

Dave Bugg said:

Quoted message said:

Mice have germs, bacteria and fungi, on their bodies.
Peanut butter has a lot of oily protein which can be a good
substrate for bacterial growth.
Seriously, just ditch it!

Hi There :-) Two things might be helpful here:

1. Please don't top-post.
2. Learn to spot the trolls.

Take Care.

The funny thing about the troll post is that mice really do love PB.

Yup, they sure do. And just like using peanut butter as bait for mice, the
troll used mice and peanut butter as bait for the NG :-)

--
"So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Dave
www.davebbq.com

herman@_______.com said:

On Sat, 05 May 2007 20:21:16 GMT, Puester <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Zilbandy said:

On Sat, 05 May 2007 14:23:57 -0500, [email hidden] wrote:

> Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
> jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
> quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
> I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
> I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
> capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?
Hey, this is a pretty good troll. For your efforts, I'll give you a
reply. Open the damn jar outside. That way, he'll be out of your house
and you can stir the rat pee and [censored] into the peanut butter, and eat
till your heart's content.

Nah. Spread the peanut butter on the mouse and eat the mouse.

gloria p

It should be baked first. What temperature should the oven be, and
for how many minutes?

Where do you get your recipes? Baked mouse? Absurd!!

After spreading the mouse with peanut butter, roll it in raisins. There!
Ants on a Mouse.

<a drizzle of chocolate sauce is optional>

Quoted message said:

Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?

Hell be dead in a day or two, then just scrape him out, or stir him in...

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herman@_______.com said:

On Sat, 05 May 2007 20:21:16 GMT, Puester <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Zilbandy wrote:
> On Sat, 05 May 2007 14:23:57 -0500, [email hidden] wrote:
>
>> Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
>> jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
>> quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
>> I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
>> I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
>> capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?
> Hey, this is a pretty good troll. For your efforts, I'll give you a
> reply. Open the damn jar outside. That way, he'll be out of your house
> and you can stir the rat pee and [censored] into the peanut butter, and eat
> till your heart's content.

Nah. Spread the peanut butter on the mouse and eat the mouse.

gloria p

It should be baked first. What temperature should the oven be, and
for how many minutes?

Where do you get your recipes? Baked mouse? Absurd!!

After spreading the mouse with peanut butter, roll it in raisins. There!
Ants on a Mouse.

<a drizzle of chocolate sauce is optional>

In England, they might call it Spotted Mouse [censored].

Quoted message said:

On Sat, 5 May 2007 17:22:25 -0700, "Dave Bugg" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Yup, they sure do. And just like using peanut butter as bait for mice, the
troll used mice and peanut butter as bait for the NG :-)

::very loud SNAP sound:: Caught another one! 🙂

--
Zilbandy

herman@_______.com said:

It should be baked first. What temperature should the oven be, and
for how many minutes?

I'd try preheating the oven to 350, then use a meat thermometer stuck
up the little guys... well, you get the idea, and take him out at 165
degrees. He'll continue to heat for a minute or two and should come
out well done. 🙂

--
Zilbandy

Zilbandy said:

On Sat, 5 May 2007 17:22:25 -0700, "Dave Bugg" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Yup, they sure do. And just like using peanut butter as bait for
mice, the troll used mice and peanut butter as bait for the NG :-)

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

very loud SNAP sound:: Caught another one! 🙂

Don't forget, this is a 'catch and release' newsgroup :-)

--
"So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Dave
www.davebbq.com

YUM YUM EAT EM UP !!!!!!!!!

Better than celery.

JR

http://community.webtv.net/awoodbutcher/THENORTHCOASTPT

On Sat, 5 May 2007 20:49:47 -0700, "Dave Bugg" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Yup, they sure do. And just like using peanut butter as bait for
mice, the troll used mice and peanut butter as bait for the NG :-)

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

very loud SNAP sound:: Caught another one! 🙂

Quoted message said:

Don't forget, this is a 'catch and release' newsgroup :-)

My apologies. I shall replace my snap traps with the 'Have a Heart'
catch em' alive traps and then release them... outside, of course. 🙂

--
Zilbandy

On Sat, 5 May 2007 23:55:53 -0400, [email hidden] (Jerry -

OHIO) said:

YUM YUM EAT EM UP !!!!!!!!!

Better than celery.

But not as crunchy. 🙂

--
Zilbandy

In article <[email hidden]>,

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Last night I fell asleep before closing the lid on the peanut butter
jar. When I woke up this morning I found a mouse in the jar. I
quickly put the lid on the jar, and the mouse is now inside the jar.
I dont want the mouse to escape, or it will still be in my house, but
I dont want to waste a half jar of peanut butter either. How do I
capture the mouse so I can finish eating the peanut butter?

Larry

Cute troll...
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