Mountain Biking is DANGEROUS!

more people die or are injured from accidents that occur in the home.

therefore, we should focus all energies on banning homes for the safety of
everybody.

"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!

Funny stuff! Do the mountain bikers realize how silly they are looking

day by

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day?? This past weekend saw two "experienced" mountain bikers in full

body

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armour still get somewhat seriously injured. One was a young woman with a
serious chest injury due to meeting up with a tree stump---OUCH!! I

happened to

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pass by the three ambulances, a fire truck and a rescue vehicle out for

that

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one, while heading out on a Sunday outing. The other had a suspected

spinal

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trauma, but he got lucky.
About a year ago, a dental student in his final year got a horrible injury

to

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his brachial nerve in his arm, due to blindsiding a tree, and it had to be
amputated. Tsk! Tsk! The wetland group meeting last night was hopeful.

With

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regards to Mountain View Park, "it ain't over until the Fat Lady sings".

You

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made my day with this poem. Thanks.

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Funny stuff? I can only come to one of two conclusions regarding this
post...

1)That MV thinks anyone who wears protective gear, yet still can get
injured, is silly. This group would also include:

All cyclists (both off and on road)
Equestrians
Motorcyclists (both off and on road)
Firefighters
Construction workers
Downhill ski racers
Skate boarders
Hockey players
Football players
Baseball players at bat
Police and Military wearing body armor
Mountain climbers
Kayakers
And so on.

I suppose it's possible that all of the above are "silly," but more then
likely..

2)"Silly" is just an excuse for Mike to revel in human pain.

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"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!

Funny stuff! Do the mountain bikers realize how silly they are
looking

day by

Quoted message said:

day?? This past weekend saw two "experienced" mountain bikers in
full

body

Quoted message said:

armour still get somewhat seriously injured. One was a young woman
with a serious chest injury due to meeting up with a tree
stump---OUCH!! I

happened to

Quoted message said:

pass by the three ambulances, a fire truck and a rescue vehicle out
for

that

Quoted message said:

one, while heading out on a Sunday outing. The other had a suspected

spinal

Quoted message said:

trauma, but he got lucky.
About a year ago, a dental student in his final year got a horrible
injury

to

Quoted message said:

his brachial nerve in his arm, due to blindsiding a tree, and it had
to be amputated. Tsk! Tsk! The wetland group meeting last night was
hopeful.

With

Quoted message said:

regards to Mountain View Park, "it ain't over until the Fat Lady
sings".

You

Quoted message said:

made my day with this poem. Thanks.

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

Mike Vandeman said:

I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉.

How will we know that it's working if you do create it? However we check
we'll be disturbing things and that'll upset the fluffy little animals that
haven't been around and able to cope with humans for the last several
million years.

Mike Vandeman said:

Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!
Funny stuff! Do the mountain bikers realize how silly they are looking
day by day?? This past weekend saw two "experienced" mountain bikers in
full body armour still get somewhat seriously injured. One was a young
woman with a serious chest injury due to meeting up with a tree stump---
OUCH!! I happened to pass by the three ambulances, a fire truck and a
rescue vehicle out for that one, while heading out on a Sunday outing.
The other had a suspected spinal trauma, but he got lucky. About a year
ago, a dental student in his final year got a horrible injury to his
brachial nerve in his arm, due to blindsiding a tree, and it had to be
amputated. Tsk! Tsk! The wetland group meeting last night was hopeful.
With regards to Mountain View Park, "it ain't over until the Fat Lady
sings". You made my day with this poem. Thanks.
===
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("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting
auto dependence and road construction.)
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XC riders in full boddy armor? Were they riding super light bikes that
spell out HUFFY down the side?

--

On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 01:07:00 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

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Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!

You
made my day with this poem. Thanks.

Um, didn't you post that butchered poem?

Is this one of Mikey's voices talking to another?

Happy trails,
Gary (net.yogi.bear)
------------------------------------------------
at the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 08:40:26 +0100, "Doki" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..
..
..Mike Vandeman wrote:
..
..> I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
..> humans ("pure habitat"😉.
..
..How will we know that it's working if you do create it?

We don't need to know. DUH!

However we check
..we'll be disturbing things and that'll upset the fluffy little animals that
..haven't been around and able to cope with humans for the last several
..million years.
..

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years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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SWorksRider said:

XC riders in full boddy armor? Were they riding super light bikes that
spell out HUFFY down the side?

I Ride XC in Body Armor, and so do all the people I ride with
and quite often i have been very happy to be wearing it !
Come ride the "vietnam" you'll learn real fast why we wear armor
and No we don't ride Huffy's :-) ( althouth there is one in a tree )

On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 02:49:47 GMT, JJG <[email hidden]> wrote:

..On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 07:50:09 GMT, SWorksRider
..<[email hidden]> wrote:
..
..
..>
..>XC riders in full boddy armor? Were they riding super light bikes that
..>spell out HUFFY down the side?
..
..I Ride XC in Body Armor, and so do all the people I ride with
..and quite often i have been very happy to be wearing it !
..Come ride the "vietnam" you'll learn real fast why we wear armor
..and No we don't ride Huffy's :-) ( althouth there is one in a tree )

Only sissies wear body armor.
===
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years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 14:58:23 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

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On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 02:49:47 GMT, JJG <[email hidden]> wrote:

.On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 07:50:09 GMT, SWorksRider
.<[email hidden]> wrote:
.
.
.>
.>XC riders in full boddy armor? Were they riding super light bikes that
.>spell out HUFFY down the side?
.
.I Ride XC in Body Armor, and so do all the people I ride with
.and quite often i have been very happy to be wearing it !
.Come ride the "vietnam" you'll learn real fast why we wear armor
.and No we don't ride Huffy's :-) ( althouth there is one in a tree )

Only sissies wear body armor.
===

Spoken Like a true Non-rider.

Mike just remeber where I ride . Mt bikers Bought the land!

Mike Vandeman said:

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 08:40:26 +0100, "Doki" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

.
.
.Mike Vandeman wrote:
.
.> I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
.> humans ("pure habitat"😉.
.
.How will we know that it's working if you do create it?

We don't need to know. DUH!

How do we know that it's any better than a normal national park type
scenario, which is a a few paths criss crossing a vast area of land?

Whoa Mikey Spinner Rama! You rock! A finer example of consideration I've never seen!
Whirrr Whirrr Whirrrrrrrrr

hahahahahahahahahaha

SNI

I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
morons ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
Years fighting idiots and cretins.)
P

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Mike Vandeman<[email hidden]> 4/2/2004 6:07:00 PM >>>

Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!

Funny stuff!

On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 01:52:28 GMT, JJG <[email hidden]> wrote:

..On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 14:58:23 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>
..wrote:
..
..>On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 02:49:47 GMT, JJG <[email hidden]> wrote:
..>
..>.On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 07:50:09 GMT, SWorksRider
..>.<[email hidden]> wrote:
..>.
..>.
..>.>
..>.>XC riders in full boddy armor? Were they riding super light bikes that
..>.>spell out HUFFY down the side?
..>.
..>.I Ride XC in Body Armor, and so do all the people I ride with
..>.and quite often i have been very happy to be wearing it !
..>.Come ride the "vietnam" you'll learn real fast why we wear armor
..>.and No we don't ride Huffy's :-) ( althouth there is one in a tree )
..>
..>Only sissies wear body armor.
..>===
..
..Spoken Like a true Non-rider.

BS. I have biked for 56 years.

..Mike just remeber where I ride . Mt bikers Bought the land!

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humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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On Mon, 5 Apr 2004 08:51:11 +0100, "Doki" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..
..
..Mike Vandeman wrote:
..> On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 08:40:26 +0100, "Doki" <[email hidden]>
..> wrote:
..>
..> .
..> .
..> .Mike Vandeman wrote:
..> .
..> .> I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
..> .> humans ("pure habitat"😉.
..> .
..> .How will we know that it's working if you do create it?
..>
..> We don't need to know. DUH!
..
..How do we know that it's any better than a normal national park type
..scenario, which is a a few paths criss crossing a vast area of land?

Because we are still losing species from national parks.
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years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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On Mon, 5 Apr 2004 07:46:38 -0600, "Ken Campbell" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..Whoa Mikey Spinner Rama! You rock! A finer example of consideration I've never seen!
..Whirrr Whirrr Whirrrrrrrrr
..
..hahahahahahahahahaha
..
..
..SNI
..
..I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
..morons ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
..Years fighting idiots and cretins.)
..P
..>>> Mike Vandeman<[email hidden]> 4/2/2004 6:07:00 PM >>>
..
..Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!
..
..Funny stuff!

Thanks.
===
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humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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I saw a woman fall off a horse and hurt her back. I also read about a
hikers that were killed by bee stings, a mountain lion, a bear and
fall off a cliff. Oh and don't forget about all the pedestrians in
Oakland that are injured and killed by cars (more than San
Francisco!).
All this is to show how stupid your post is, but then Vandeman spells
stupid. I don't usually call people names but I notice you do it
constantly and must like it. I'm sure if I go down this post I'll
find some more of your stupid psuedo science and the thing is you
don't even realize it!

On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 01:07:00 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!

Funny stuff! Do the mountain bikers realize how silly they are looking day by
day?? This past weekend saw two "experienced" mountain bikers in full body
armour still get somewhat seriously injured. One was a young woman with a
serious chest injury due to meeting up with a tree stump---OUCH!! I happened to
pass by the three ambulances, a fire truck and a rescue vehicle out for that
one, while heading out on a Sunday outing. The other had a suspected spinal
trauma, but he got lucky.
About a year ago, a dental student in his final year got a horrible injury to
his brachial nerve in his arm, due to blindsiding a tree, and it had to be
amputated. Tsk! Tsk! The wetland group meeting last night was hopeful. With
regards to Mountain View Park, "it ain't over until the Fat Lady sings". You
made my day with this poem. Thanks.

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

On Thu, 08 Apr 2004 10:56:23 -0700, [email hidden] wrote:

..I saw a woman fall off a horse and hurt her back. I also read about a
..hikers that were killed by bee stings, a mountain lion, a bear and
..fall off a cliff. Oh and don't forget about all the pedestrians in
..Oakland that are injured and killed by cars (more than San
..Francisco!).
..All this is to show how stupid your post is,

BS. All it shows is how hard mountain bikers try to avoid the truth, by changing
the subject.

but then Vandeman spells
..stupid. I don't usually call people names but I notice you do it
..constantly and must like it. I'm sure if I go down this post I'll
..find some more of your stupid psuedo science and the thing is you
..don't even realize it!
..
..On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 01:07:00 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>
..wrote:
..
..>Subject: OH MOUNTAIN BIKERS!
..>
..>Funny stuff! Do the mountain bikers realize how silly they are looking day by
..>day?? This past weekend saw two "experienced" mountain bikers in full body
..>armour still get somewhat seriously injured. One was a young woman with a
..>serious chest injury due to meeting up with a tree stump---OUCH!! I happened to
..>pass by the three ambulances, a fire truck and a rescue vehicle out for that
..>one, while heading out on a Sunday outing. The other had a suspected spinal
..>trauma, but he got lucky.
..>About a year ago, a dental student in his final year got a horrible injury to
..>his brachial nerve in his arm, due to blindsiding a tree, and it had to be
..>amputated. Tsk! Tsk! The wetland group meeting last night was hopeful. With
..>regards to Mountain View Park, "it ain't over until the Fat Lady sings". You
..>made my day with this poem. Thanks.
..>
..>===
..>I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
..>humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
..>years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)
..>
..>http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

===
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humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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