Hi, Chris!
I'm one of those absolutely new beginners, having just started biking in July, but I'm also trying to work up my speed and distance. I ride a Pacific Hawaii candy-apple red 3-speed beach cruiser! It's very pretty, lol, and I loved it when I bought it. But now I'm embarrassed, too, when I see other bikers with their oh-so-serious 75-gear titanium-forked gun-metal gray and black mean lean machines. But you know what? The last time I rode down our river trail here, one of the guys on those rode past me, gave me a big grin and a thumb's up, and said "Nice bike." I really don't think he was being mean, I think he was serious, and it made my day. [IMG]/img/vbsmilies/smilies/tongue.gif[/IMG] (I'm still currently shopping for a hybrid to go on a beginner's tour next summer, though.)
What it taught me was to be sure there was no reverse racism in me -- to be sure that I wasn't blaming them for being snobby/elitist, if it didn't actually exist. I guess what I'm saying, lol, is that nobody you should care about would make fun of your bike -- or mine.
Sierra