Mountain Bikes are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !

Patrick says:

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New dosage this week?

How's that working out?

Steve ;-)

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Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil,
made to collect

your

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souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be
damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will
feast on your soul for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your
flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not
collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon.

Mountain Bikes are evil, using Mountain Bikes is BLASPHEMY
, only heretics

and

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witches like Mountain Bikes.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !

Jesus, come back Mike, all is forgiven :-)

Later,

Fred

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Mountain Bikes are EVIL,

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Hmmm.... we mountain bike when its warm, hell is
warm.... hmmmm

Hi My name is Satan.......All bow below me

Satan (micheal)

On 3 Jul 2004 01:52:00 -0700, [email hidden] (Patrick Kain) wrote:

.Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil,
made to collect your .souls and to turn you into brainless
slaves of hell. . .If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose
your soul to be damned .for eternal torment in hell.Demons
and devils will feast on your soul .for all eternity. . .So
stop supporting this evil now to save your soul. . .Or the
holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to
save .your soul, because the devil must not collect more
souls or nobody can .prevent Armageddon. . .Mountain Bikes
are evil, using Mountain Bikes is BLASPHEMY , only heretics
and .witches like Mountain Bikes.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !

Maybe, but you should probably worry more about impotence
and osteoporosis. People who spend too much time on bikes
and not enough time HIKING end up with the brittle bones of
an elderly person. Well, that's the wages of sin!
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What are you NEW? HA!. That's where the saying comes from, "
Feel like heaven, Ride like Hell " 🙂 Yes It's hell to ride
6+ hrs every couple day, hell I tell you!!!. lol Your a kook

CS VT2

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Mountain Bikes are EVIL,

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Hmmm.... we mountain bike when its warm, hell is
warm.... hmmmm

Hi My name is Satan.......All bow below me

Satan (micheal)

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Maybe, but you should probably worry more about
impotence and

osteoporosis.

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People who spend too much time on bikes and not enough
time HIKING end up

with

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the brittle bones of an elderly person. Well, that's the
wages of sin!

Not true when riding mountain bikes, only a possibility when
you only spend all your time on road bikes, do your homework

Awwww, Mikey found a friend. How nice.

Mike Vandeman said:

On 3 Jul 2004 01:52:00 -0700, [email hidden]
(Patrick Kain) wrote:

.Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil,
made to collect your .souls and to turn you into brainless
slaves of hell. . .If you like Mountain Bikes, you will
lose your soul to be damned .for eternal torment in
hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul .for all
eternity. . .So stop supporting this evil now to save your
soul. . .Or the holy inquisition will come for you and
burn your flesh to save .your soul, because the devil must
not collect more souls or nobody can .prevent Armageddon.
. .Mountain Bikes are evil, using Mountain Bikes is
BLASPHEMY , only heretics and .witches like Mountain
Bikes.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Maybe, but you should probably worry more about impotence
and osteoporosis. People who spend too much time on bikes
and not enough time HIKING end up with the brittle bones
of an elderly person. Well, that's the wages of sin!
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limits to humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent
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On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 11:36:39 -0500, "di" <[email hidden]> wrote:

. . .> Maybe, but you should probably worry more about
impotence and .osteoporosis. .> People who spend too much
time on bikes and not enough time HIKING end up .with .> the
brittle bones of an elderly person. Well, that's the wages
of sin! . .Not true when riding mountain bikes, only a
possibility when you only spend .all your time on road
bikes, do your homework

I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You should
read it, before you make an utter fool of yourself. Mountain
biking is only slightly better than road biking, and only if
you stand up the whole time. Who wants to do that?! You
might as well be hiking.... But go ahead. You have nothing
to lose but your bones. (No WONDER mountain bikers have no
backbone....)
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Patrick Kain said:

Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil,
made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless
slaves of hell.

And your point would be...???

Bill "zebulb" S.

"> I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You should
read it, before you

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make an utter fool of yourself. Mountain biking is only
slightly better

than

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road biking, and only if you stand up the whole time. Who
wants to do

that?! You

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might as well be hiking.... But go ahead. You have nothing
to lose but

your

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bones. (No WONDER mountain bikers have no backbone....)

Not True, mountain biking is a better resistant workout than
walking, go try it yourself instead of reading some garbage
like Bicycling. (no wonder environmentalist have no balls,
they depend on someone else for all their info)

Patrick Kain said:

Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil,
made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless
slaves of hell.

If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be
damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will
feast on your soul for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your
flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not
collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon.

Mountain Bikes are evil, using Mountain Bikes is BLASPHEMY
, only heretics and witches like Mountain Bikes.And
heretics and witches shall BURN !

Yeah, so? Tell me something I *didn't* know.

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(no wonder environmentalist have no balls, they depend on
someone else for all their info)

This doesn't even make sense. I suggest you return to
school and finish the eighth grade before trying to
communicate further.

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On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 19:17:19 -0500 in
<00IFc.1221$r3.807@okepread03>, "di" <[email hidden]>
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(no wonder environmentalist have no balls, they depend on
someone else for all their info)

This doesn't even make sense. I suggest you return to
school and finish the eighth grade before trying to
communicate further.

Just trying to get down to Mike's level, but that's
impossible, do seem to have reached yours though. Thanks for
falling for it.

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On 3 Jul 2004 01:52:00 -0700, [email hidden]
(Patrick Kain) wrote:

.Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil,
made to collect

your

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.souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. .
.If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be
damned .for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will
feast on your soul .for all eternity. .

On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 19:17:19 -0500, "di" <[email hidden]> wrote:

. ."> I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You
should read it, before .you .> make an utter fool of
yourself. Mountain biking is only slightly better .than .>
road biking, and only if you stand up the whole time. Who
wants to do .that?! You .> might as well be hiking.... But
go ahead. You have nothing to lose but .your .> bones. (No
WONDER mountain bikers have no backbone....) . .Not True,
mountain biking is a better resistant workout than walking,
go try .it yourself instead of reading some garbage like
Bicycling. (no wonder .environmentalist have no balls, they
depend on someone else for all their .info)

Apparently, all of your "backbone" is in your head.
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"> I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You
should read it, before you

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make an utter fool of yourself. Mountain biking is only
slightly better

than

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road biking, and only if you stand up the whole time.
Who wants to do

that?! You

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might as well be hiking.... But go ahead. You have
nothing to lose but

your

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bones. (No WONDER mountain bikers have no backbone....)

Not True, mountain biking is a better resistant workout
than walking, go try it yourself instead of reading some
garbage like Bicycling. (no wonder environmentalist have
no balls, they depend on someone else for all their info)

Now one can get the Mountain Biker off the illegal trail and
into the new cage:

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AKA = Much better than Mountain Biking on illegal trails!

sounds good as long as i get to jump over the little devils

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Patrick Kain said:

And heretics and witches shall BURN !

"What do we do with witches?" "BURN THEM!" "And what do we
burn apart from witches?" "MORE WITCHES!"

gabrielle

Must've turned him into a newt!

Dave (but he got better....or did he?)