More supermarket flirting.

"Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed

a

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box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"

food

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down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂

Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Paul

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"Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed

a

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box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"

food

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down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂

Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about
we
go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Paul

"A girl called me and said 'Come on over - nobody's home'. I went over and
nobody was home!"
-Rodney Dangerfield

Paul M. Cook said:

Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?

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Andy q said:

I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂

Andy

You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.

Sheldon

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Paul M. Cook said:

Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about

we

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go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to

tell

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me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?

Come to think of it, it really was just a dream.

Paul

Sheldon said...

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You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.

Sheldon

Somehow, I can't picture you flirting with women.

Andy

"Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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Sheldon said...

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You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.

Sheldon

Somehow, I can't picture you flirting with women.

Andy

What Sheldon considers flirting, is actually defined as haggling over the
price.

Paul M. Cook said:

Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

She's a vinaigrettophile.

--Blair
"Just hold up two heads of lettuce
and ask which one is sexier."

"Paco's Tacos" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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Sheldon said...

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You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.

Sheldon

Somehow, I can't picture you flirting with women.

Andy

What Sheldon considers flirting, is actually defined as haggling over the
price.

Funny again -- I'm beginning to take your comic relief seriously.
Dee Dee

Paul M. Cook said:

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Paul M. Cook said:

Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about

we

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go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to

tell

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me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?

Come to think of it, it really was just a dream.

Darn.

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Paco's Tacos said:

What Sheldon considers flirting, is actually defined as haggling over the
price...

Haggling: Trying to get a discount BJ from an old hag.

-sw

In article said:

I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂

Andy

Sorry Andy, but that was rude.
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Omelet said:

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I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂

Andy

Sorry Andy, but that was rude.

Not to mention not the least bit funny?

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On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:03:14 GMT, "Paul M. Cook"
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>Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at

the

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>cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
>giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how

about

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we

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>go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to

tell

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>me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?

Come to think of it, it really was just a dream.

Darn.

As I recall she looked like Bobbie Phillips, too.

Paul

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Omelet said:

In article said:

I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and

noticed a

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

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box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"

food

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down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂

Andy

Sorry Andy, but that was rude.

Not to mention not the least bit funny?

Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of 2
liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial boxes of
beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's actually
health food - it is at least organic.

Paul

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Omelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>, Andy <q> wrote:

> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and

noticed a

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Quoted message said:

> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>
> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>
> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>
> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>
> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> grandson for his birthday party."
>
> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"

food

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> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>
> I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂
>
> Andy

Sorry Andy, but that was rude.

Not to mention not the least bit funny?

Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of 2
liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial boxes of
beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's actually
health food - it is at least organic.

Paul

Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.

Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.
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Andy q said:

I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂

Andy

That was you????

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"There is no love more sincere than the love of food"
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Paul M. Cook said:

"Goomba38" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Omelet wrote:
> In article <[email hidden]>, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and

noticed a

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>> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>>
>> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
>> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>>
>> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of

candy.

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>>
>> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet

tooth!"

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>>
>> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
>> grandson for his birthday party."
>>
>> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of

"health"

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food

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>> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might

add.

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>> I LOVE doing that!!! 🙂
>>
>> Andy
>
> Sorry Andy, but that was rude.

Not to mention not the least bit funny?

Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of 2
liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial

boxes of

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beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's

actually

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health food - it is at least organic.

Paul

Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.

It does have water.

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Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.

Well it once was organic and I think it may even have a touch of sodium in
it. I was being sarcastic anyway, love.

Paul

In article <p2sxi.67$iA.0@trnddc05>,

Paul M. Cook said:

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Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.

It does have water.

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Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.

Well it once was organic and I think it may even have a touch of sodium in
it. I was being sarcastic anyway, love.

Paul

Sorry. I was way past my bedtime. ;-)
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