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  1. Today had to be the worst. Maybe it had something to do with
    being Friday the 13th. The first one was a woman who
    stopped in the middle of an aisle, just a few feet from a
    display that had been set up in the aisle. Of course, the
    best place to stop when an aisle is partially blocked is
    right next to the thing blocking it. As if that wasn't bad
    enough, when she looked over and saw me coming she twisted
    her cart around so that it was parked across the aisle,
    making it impossible. I stopped and waited patiently, for
    about 10 seconds, then said "Excuse me". She completely
    ignored me until I said "C'mon you've got the whole aisle
    blocked."

    When I got the to checkout I was piling up my groceries on
    the conveyor a lady came up behind me, reached across in
    front of me to grab one of those divider bars and set it
    behind the last item on the belt. She was about to start
    piling her groceries on , so I just kept putting my stuff on
    behind her divider and gives me a dirty look. So she grabbed
    the divider and set near the end of the conveyor. I was
    reaching into the cart and tossing the stuff toward the back
    of the pile and managed to hit her hand twice :-)

    I got the stuff paid for, took it out to the car and loaded
    it into the trunk and started to leave. I had to stop at
    the end of the row because there was car coming out. I
    probably had lots of time to get out because the guy was
    driving slowly, but I waited, better safe than sorry. The
    guy stopped right in front of me blocking me in as he let
    his wife out. She gets half way out of the car and then
    stops to talk. I don't think they appreciated my tooting the
    horn. Goodness knows what prompted him to stop right in
    front of me as I was obviously trying to get out. He had
    already drive 100 feet past the store entrance.

    I hate crowds at the best of time, but running into three
    clods in the same shopping trip was just too much.

  2. On Fri 13 May 2005 01:06:44p, Dave Smith wrote in rec.food.cooking:

    Quoted message said:

    Today had to be the worst. Maybe it had something to do with
    being Friday the 13th. The first one was a woman who
    stopped in the middle of an aisle, just a few feet from a
    display that had been set up in the aisle. Of course, the
    best place to stop when an aisle is partially blocked is
    right next to the thing blocking it. As if that wasn't bad
    enough, when she looked over and saw me coming she twisted
    her cart around so that it was parked across the aisle,
    making it impossible. I stopped and waited patiently, for
    about 10 seconds, then said "Excuse me". She completely
    ignored me until I said "C'mon you've got the whole aisle
    blocked."

    When I got the to checkout I was piling up my groceries on
    the conveyor a lady came up behind me, reached across in
    front of me to grab one of those divider bars and set it
    behind the last item on the belt. She was about to start
    piling her groceries on , so I just kept putting my stuff on
    behind her divider and gives me a dirty look. So she grabbed
    the divider and set near the end of the conveyor. I was
    reaching into the cart and tossing the stuff toward the back
    of the pile and managed to hit her hand twice :-)

    I got the stuff paid for, took it out to the car and loaded
    it into the trunk and started to leave. I had to stop at
    the end of the row because there was car coming out. I
    probably had lots of time to get out because the guy was
    driving slowly, but I waited, better safe than sorry. The
    guy stopped right in front of me blocking me in as he let
    his wife out. She gets half way out of the car and then
    stops to talk. I don't think they appreciated my tooting the
    horn. Goodness knows what prompted him to stop right in
    front of me as I was obviously trying to get out. He had
    already drive 100 feet past the store entrance.

    I hate crowds at the best of time, but running into three
    clods in the same shopping trip was just too much.

    Sounsd like a good day for home delivery! :-)

    --
    Wayne Boatwright
    ____________________________________________

    Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
    Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

  3. Dave,

    Yours was bad, downright loademupandshootemdown bad. Glad you kept your
    head.

    I was at checkout at the BJs Wholesale. Two ladies are in front of me,
    gabbing away and there's about 5 feet of conveyor belt available to load
    items, but they're oblivious. I don't say a word.

    Slowly, almost regrettably, one of them starts to pull items out of the
    cart and then balances them on the corners of the cart's walls. ?? Then
    finally onto the conveyor belt. I think if the groceries had their
    choice, they'd have run back to the shelves!!!

    It turned out they both shopped together but used the same cart and
    combined everything. It was comically pityful.

    I don't know if they actually slowed ME down, but I chalk those two dames
    up to Friday, the 13th.

    Andy

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles!"
    - Ed Sullivan (1964)

  4. Dog3 <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    I haven't had any real bad experiences since the last witch on the
    cell phone. People sure have been driving crazy though. The
    expressways around here have been like war zones the past 2 days.

    Michael

    Expressways? Around these parts that's a future concept! 😉

    Andy

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles!"
    - Ed Sullivan (1964)

  5. Dog3 <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    Andy <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    Dog3 <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    I haven't had any real bad experiences since the last witch on the
    cell phone. People sure have been driving crazy though. The
    expressways around here have been like war zones the past 2 days.

    Michael

    Expressways? Around these parts that's a future concept! 😉

    Andy

    I wish it was here in St. Louis. It takes me less time to take the
    city streets to get downtown than it does to take HWY 40. I don't care
    what time of day it is. In West County it's not as bad unless there is
    an accident, and there is always an accident. About the only highway
    I can take and get where I'm going in a decent timeframe is HWY 44.

    Michael

    Do you ride a motorcycle? Can you whiteline (ride the dotted lines
    between lanes thru traffic) in MO?

    Here in PA, whitelining is against the law.

    What a morph from shopping slobs, huh?!!

    Andy
    02 Nighthawk 750

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles!"
    - Ed Sullivan (1964)

  6. "Robert Morien" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Dave Smith said:

    Today had to be the worst. Maybe it had something to do with
    being Friday the 13th. The first one was a woman who
    stopped in the middle of an aisle, just a few feet from a
    display that had been set up in the aisle. Of course, the
    best place to stop when an aisle is partially blocked is
    right next to the thing blocking it. As if that wasn't bad
    enough, when she looked over and saw me coming she twisted
    her cart around so that it was parked across the aisle,
    making it impossible. I stopped and waited patiently, for
    about 10 seconds, then said "Excuse me".

    I always say "excuse you". That works better.

    What's fun is to take someone's cart and roll it halfway down the aisle to a
    place where it's not in the way. There are never any consequences for this,
    since they'll think you're crazy. But, crazy is better than stupid.

  7. "Doug Kanter" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    "Robert Morien" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Dave Smith said:

    Today had to be the worst. Maybe it had something to do with
    being Friday the 13th. The first one was a woman who
    stopped in the middle of an aisle, just a few feet from a
    display that had been set up in the aisle. Of course, the
    best place to stop when an aisle is partially blocked is
    right next to the thing blocking it. As if that wasn't bad
    enough, when she looked over and saw me coming she twisted
    her cart around so that it was parked across the aisle,
    making it impossible. I stopped and waited patiently, for
    about 10 seconds, then said "Excuse me".

    I always say "excuse you". That works better.

    What's fun is to take someone's cart and roll it halfway down the
    aisle to a place where it's not in the way. There are never any
    consequences for this, since they'll think you're crazy. But, crazy is
    better than stupid.

    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Andy's evil twin

  8. "Andy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    "Doug Kanter" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    "Robert Morien" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    Dave Smith <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > Today had to be the worst. Maybe it had something to do with
    > being Friday the 13th. The first one was a woman who
    > stopped in the middle of an aisle, just a few feet from a
    > display that had been set up in the aisle. Of course, the
    > best place to stop when an aisle is partially blocked is
    > right next to the thing blocking it. As if that wasn't bad
    > enough, when she looked over and saw me coming she twisted
    > her cart around so that it was parked across the aisle,
    > making it impossible. I stopped and waited patiently, for
    > about 10 seconds, then said "Excuse me".

    I always say "excuse you". That works better.

    What's fun is to take someone's cart and roll it halfway down the
    aisle to a place where it's not in the way. There are never any
    consequences for this, since they'll think you're crazy. But, crazy is
    better than stupid.

    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Andy's evil twin


    =====

    <SNORT> Good one!

    Cyndi

  9. Andy said:

    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Andy's evil twin

    Now why didn't I think of that?
    Cathy

  10. Andy said:

    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Yabut, it creates more work for the store's staff. Cute idea, though.

    Carol

  11. "Andy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Doug Kanter" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    "Robert Morien" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    Dave Smith <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > Today had to be the worst. Maybe it had something to do with
    > being Friday the 13th. The first one was a woman who
    > stopped in the middle of an aisle, just a few feet from a
    > display that had been set up in the aisle. Of course, the
    > best place to stop when an aisle is partially blocked is
    > right next to the thing blocking it. As if that wasn't bad
    > enough, when she looked over and saw me coming she twisted
    > her cart around so that it was parked across the aisle,
    > making it impossible. I stopped and waited patiently, for
    > about 10 seconds, then said "Excuse me".

    I always say "excuse you". That works better.

    What's fun is to take someone's cart and roll it halfway down the
    aisle to a place where it's not in the way. There are never any
    consequences for this, since they'll think you're crazy. But, crazy is
    better than stupid.

    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Condoms. Go to the pharamacy department, grab a few boxes, and toss them
    randomly into peoples' carts when they're not looking. Especially old
    ladies.

  12. Damsel <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    Andy said:

    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Yabut, it creates more work for the store's staff. Cute idea, though.

    Carol

    It's like reverse shoplifting!

    They might end up paying for something they don't want vs. not paying for
    something they do want.

    Andy

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles!"
    - Ed Sullivan (1964)

  13. Doug Kanter said:

    "Andy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Condoms. Go to the pharamacy department, grab a few boxes, and toss them
    randomly into peoples' carts when they're not looking. Especially old
    ladies.

    OMG, you're bad!!!

    Carol

  14. Andy said:

    Damsel <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    Andy said:

    There's nothing wrong with grabbing things off the shelves and putting
    them secretly into the offenders cart! Causes them a brainquake at the
    checkout counter.

    Yabut, it creates more work for the store's staff. Cute idea, though.

    It's like reverse shoplifting!

    They might end up paying for something they don't want vs. not paying for
    something they do want.

    Well, there ya go. Pickled pig's feet it is!

    Carol

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