I currently have 90 posts in the 'frog ass' thread, 19 of them by the original troller, Moorhead Johnson. That works out to a troll/response ratio of 71/19, or 3.7 responses/troll.
The standard that all rbr trollers look up to remains "Brian Trdina has two guns!!!" which generated 431 responses to Emma Phillips' solitary troll. Consisting of only three words, it is a work of lasting elegance and beauty, that is for sure.
In contrast, the 'frog ass' thread would have died out long ago if not for Johnson's constant picking at the scab. No class. And definitely no panache.
I currently have 90 posts in the 'frog ass' thread, 19 of them by the original troller, Moorhead Johnson. That works out to a troll/response ratio of 71/19, or 3.7 responses/troll.
The standard that all rbr trollers look up to remains "Brian Trdina has two guns!!!" which generated 431 responses to Emma Phillips' solitary troll. Consisting of only three words, it is a work of lasting elegance and beauty, that is for sure.
In contrast, the 'frog ass' thread would have died out long ago if not for Johnson's constant picking at the scab. No class. And definitely no panache.
Bob Schwartz [email hidden]
Sweet babbling jeebus...do I waste my time responding to this mental midget who can't even spell my name right?
Booby, booby, booby....I think I'll just end by saying I'm not only embarrassed for you, I'm embarrassed for your family.
I currently have 90 posts in the 'frog ass' thread, 19 of them by the original troller, Moorhead Johnson. That works out to a troll/response ratio of 71/19, or 3.7 responses/troll.
The standard that all rbr trollers look up to remains "Brian Trdina has two guns!!!" which generated 431 responses to Emma Phillips' solitary troll. Consisting of only three words, it is a work of lasting elegance and beauty, that is for sure.
In contrast, the 'frog ass' thread would have died out long ago if not for Johnson's constant picking at the scab. No class. And definitely no panache.
Bob Schwartz [email hidden]
I wouldn't waste my time. This guy is a professional usenet soliloquizer - at least when people at some time get fed up and start to ignore him. Maybe Kurgan manhandling him might be get funny for a while, but with this dude being so far off, I doubt it.
Christ, another brainless rump-wrecked German euro-weenie. Just what we need. Look, Dieter, no one cares what you think, ok? Go back to your sprocket factory and make those sprockets like the good little German we know you want so desperately to be.
Christ, another brainless rump-wrecked German euro-weenie. Just what we need. Look, Dieter, no one cares what you think, ok? Go back to your sprocket factory and make those sprockets like the good little German we know you want so desperately to be.
mj
HEY HEY ME TOO!! Say something rude about me. I want in.
Umm, let's see, you might need some good Ammo.
I'm pretty short (5'7"😉 , I'm from Kentucky so that's always good for a laugh..... Scottish and German decent.
Anyhow, I figure if I have the oppurtunity to be shot down but the guy vying for the title of dumbest MFer to ever post on rbr I don't want to be left out.
Christ, another brainless rump-wrecked German euro-weenie. Just what we need. Look, Dieter, no one cares what you think, ok? Go back to your sprocket factory and make those sprockets like the good little German we know you want so desperately to be.
mj
HEY HEY ME TOO!! Say something rude about me. I want in.
Umm, let's see, you might need some good Ammo.
I'm pretty short (5'7"😉 , I'm from Kentucky so that's always good for a laugh..... Scottish and German decent.
Hey Dave, how about this - <ahem, cough, cough> It looks like the best part of you ran down your mama's leg, Dave!
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Anyhow, I figure if I have the oppurtunity to be shot down but the guy vying for the title of dumbest MFer to ever post on rbr I don't want to be left out.
Dave, being called an MFer by the village idiot is like being called a "poopy head" by a 3 year old....aside from the fact that you both display about the same level of brain maturation, the comment matters to me not one whit.
Christ, another brainless rump-wrecked German euro-weenie. Just what we need. Look, Dieter, no one cares what you think, ok? Go back to your sprocket factory and make those sprockets like the good little German we know you want so desperately to be.
mj
HEY HEY ME TOO!! Say something rude about me. I want in.
Umm, let's see, you might need some good Ammo.
I'm pretty short (5'7"😉 , I'm from Kentucky so that's always good for a laugh..... Scottish and German decent.
Hey Dave, how about this - <ahem, cough, cough> It looks like the best part of you ran down your mama's leg, Dave!
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Anyhow, I figure if I have the oppurtunity to be shot down but the guy vying for the title of dumbest MFer to ever post on rbr I don't want to be left out.
Dave, being called an MFer by the village idiot is like being called a "poopy head" by a 3 year old....aside from the fact that you both display about the same level of brain maturation, the comment matters to me not one whit.
mj
Goddamn, now that's fking sweet.
I sure appreciate it.
Now go back to saying other stupid [censored] so we can all make fun you you.
>Christ, another brainless rump-wrecked German euro-weenie. Just what >we need. Look, Dieter, no one cares what you think, ok? Go back to >your sprocket factory and make those sprockets like the good little >German we know you want so desperately to be. > >mj
HEY HEY ME TOO!! Say something rude about me. I want in.
Umm, let's see, you might need some good Ammo.
I'm pretty short (5'7"😉 , I'm from Kentucky so that's always good for a laugh..... Scottish and German decent.
Hey Dave, how about this - <ahem, cough, cough> It looks like the best part of you ran down your mama's leg, Dave!
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Anyhow, I figure if I have the oppurtunity to be shot down but the guy vying for the title of dumbest MFer to ever post on rbr I don't want to be left out.
Dave, being called an MFer by the village idiot is like being called a "poopy head" by a 3 year old....aside from the fact that you both display about the same level of brain maturation, the comment matters to me not one whit.
mj
Goddamn, now that's fking sweet.
I sure appreciate it.
Now go back to saying other stupid [censored] so we can all make fun you you.
Following up to every single response with almost no delay is very Lafferty-esque.
Booby, a) the only way you'd know what delay exists between my responses to posts would be for you sit there furiously clicking "refresh" in a spasmic, almost masturbatory manner which says much more about your own obssessive psychoses than mine, and b)someone so intimidated by me, a harmless little fuzzball usenet poster, that they would take to starting a thread to specifically denigrate me (with my name mispelled, no less) simply succeeds in demonstrating the depths to which morons like you will you go upon realizing your pathetic little pea-brain can't muster coherent response, let alone an intelligent one, to someone who is clearly your intellectual superior.
Sorry Forrest, but you're WAY out of your league. I'd suggest if you attempt to engage in future battles of wits, you consider at least trying to arm yourself.
Following up to every single response with almost no delay is very Lafferty-esque.
Booby, a) the only way you'd know what delay exists between my responses to posts would be for you sit there furiously clicking "refresh" in a spasmic, almost masturbatory manner which says much more about your own obssessive psychoses than mine, and b)someone so intimidated by me, a harmless little fuzzball usenet poster, that they would take to starting a thread to specifically denigrate me (with my name mispelled, no less) simply succeeds in demonstrating the depths to which morons like you will you go upon realizing your pathetic little pea-brain can't muster coherent response, let alone an intelligent one, to someone who is clearly your intellectual superior.
Sorry Forrest, but you're WAY out of your league. I'd suggest if you attempt to engage in future battles of wits, you consider at least trying to arm yourself.
And that wasn't a compliment. Idiot.
mj
Actually, some usenet viewers, such as Agent, show the time of the post.
So pretend to know about cycling instead of usenet.
Following up to every single response with almost no delay is very Lafferty-esque.
Booby, a) the only way you'd know what delay exists between my responses to posts would be for you sit there furiously clicking "refresh" in a spasmic, almost masturbatory manner which says much more about your own obssessive psychoses than mine, and b)someone so intimidated by me, a harmless little fuzzball usenet poster, that they would take to starting a thread to specifically denigrate me (with my name mispelled, no less) simply succeeds in demonstrating the depths to which morons like you will you go upon realizing your pathetic little pea-brain can't muster coherent response, let alone an intelligent one, to someone who is clearly your intellectual superior.
Sorry Forrest, but you're WAY out of your league. I'd suggest if you attempt to engage in future battles of wits, you consider at least trying to arm yourself.
And that wasn't a compliment. Idiot.
mj
Actually, some usenet viewers, such as Agent, show the time of the post.
Yeah, but Booby wasn't looking at posting times - he was staring at the thread like a drooling puppy in anticipation of a bone, clicking refresh furiously so he could pounce on one of my responses with something he'd convinced himself sounded intelligent. Poor Booby - no one will play with him.
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So pretend to know about cycling instead of usenet.
I'd never dream of pretending anything when you are so masterful at it yourself.
Following up to every single response with almost no delay is very Lafferty-esque.
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Booby, a) the only way you'd know what delay exists between my responses to posts would be for you sit there furiously clicking "refresh" in a spasmic, almost masturbatory manner which says much more about your own obssessive psychoses than mine, and b)someone so
Headcase,
It's in the header. Dumbass.
Bob Schwartz [email hidden]
Since you're so retarded, I'll show you what the header looks like. You find stuff like this on the internets:
excessive usenet posting is not a good way to keep your feelings in check, really. I can somehow understand why you are doing what you are doing, but you have to understand that this is just an unhealthy coping mechanism.
