Friend of mine is quite large - walks around at roughly 320#, makes
weight at 308# for powerlifting comps.
He said, when he saw me doing this, Hey, I can do that, and proceeded to
freemount, ride smoothly, hop down a fairly steep curb-
Taco my wheel, break my left crank.
He owes me one. He says that as long as he's buying me new parts, maybe
he'll get one for himself, too; or maybe buy me a new one sturdy enough
for him to borrow once in a while.
So what should he get?