Monkey Business

I have finally discovered I am a dipshit Tom. It is time I get what I deserve at A.R.B.R.
My punishment is that from now to eternity every post I make on A.R.B.R will be hijacked.

My life is over now at A.R.B.R. I better get my fat ass on a bike and pedal instead of jerking off all day long at my keyboard.

Regards,

Ed Dolan

King of the Dipshits in the Great White Minn.

"Tom Sherman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Methinks a Monkey has a few too many Usenet identities. 😉

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Tom Sherman - Earth

You are going to have to say a lot more than that about Ed Gin if you want
to retain any credibility with me. You have been warned!

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

"Tom Sherman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Methinks a Monkey has a few too many Usenet identities.

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Tom Sherman - Earth

I am screwed Tom. No matter what you have to say about Ed Gin or anyone else I will never have any credibility at A.R.B.R. again. Why did you not warn me I that I am an [censored] Tom?

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

Yo Sherman,

Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting his non cycle related vomit?

Time to vote
Yes
or No

Sampson

Silverback Sampson said:

Yo Sherman,

Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting his non cycle related vomit?

Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? 😉

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Tom Sherman - Earth

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quote='Tom Sherman'Silverback Sampson said:

Yo Sherman,

Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting his non cycle related vomit?

Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? 😉

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Tom Sherman - Earth[/QUOTE]
How does it look Tom to see yourself throwing [censored] with the regulars from monkey island? I am wondering how long it will be before you sign off Tom Sherman-the moon

nget said:

Tom Sherman said:

Silverback Sampson said:

Yo Sherman,

Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to

eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting
his non cycle related vomit?

Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? 😉

--
Tom Sherman - Earth

How does it look Tom to see yourself throwing [censored] with the regulars
from monkey island? I am wondering how long it will be before you sign
off Tom Sherman-the moon

I do think that flooding the newsgroup with fake spam (there is a
concept) is something that will lose all chance at humor if it continues
(flogging deceased equines).

As for interest in moons, I believe that P*rr* B*tl*r is the expert.

Does anyone else remember the "Mother Earth News Trike" posts?

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Tom Sherman - Earth

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quote='Tom Sherman'nget said:

Tom Sherman said:

Silverback Sampson said:

Yo Sherman,

Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to

eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting
his non cycle related vomit?

Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? 😉

--
Tom Sherman - Earth

How does it look Tom to see yourself throwing [censored] with the regulars
from monkey island? I am wondering how long it will be before you sign
off Tom Sherman-the moon

I do think that flooding the newsgroup with fake spam (there is a
concept) is something that will lose all chance at humor if it continues
(flogging deceased equines).

As for interest in moons, I believe that P*rr* B*tl*r is the expert.

Does anyone else remember the "Mother Earth News Trike" posts?

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Tom Sherman - Earth[/QUOTE]
There is no humor if every post gets stepped on. This is just monkey island on ARBR .Sometimes there will be something funny to gleen from these posts ,but this time it's a waste of effort.I can't wait for yo mama yo mama yo mama

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Yeah you are right. It seems most of the other monkeys have moved on, but
left the crazy one here on arbr. Can't really blame them, I guess.
Hopefully he'll calm down, realize the others are gone and go looking for
them. Maybe Tom Sherman would be good enough help him find his way.

skip

Skip,
Crazy Monkey can leave this newsgroup any time. You will be stuck with Ed Dolan and slow recumbents bullcrap if Crazy Monkey leaves A.R.B.R.

Your choice.

Crazy Monkey
monkeyisland.com

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From: [email hidden]
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 18:16:03 GMT

Yeah you are right. It seems most of the other monkeys have moved on, but
left the crazy one here on arbr. Can't really blame them, I guess.
Hopefully he'll calm down, realize the others are gone and go looking for
them. Maybe Tom Sherman would be good enough help him find his way.

skip

<[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Yeah you are right. It seems most of the other monkeys have moved on, but
left the crazy one here on arbr. Can't really blame them, I guess.
Hopefully he'll calm down, realize the others are gone and go looking for
them. Maybe Tom Sherman would be good enough help him find his way.

skip

Maybe Tom Sherman could join them as he seems to find some humor in their
vulgarity. This is good to know as I can do that as well as anyone. Maybe I
will turn my guns on him so he will get a glimmer of what it is like to be
assaulted by a jackass and a stupid son of a [censored] like Ed Gin.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

So the choice is mine. Then Crazy Monkey your fired.

skip

OK Skip, I will look for a new job.

Sincerely,
Crazy Monkey

CM@Monkey Island Gone Forever.com

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

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From: [email hidden]
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 19:58:26 GMT

So the choice is mine. Then Crazy Monkey your fired.

skip

Edward Dolan said:

Maybe Tom Sherman could join them as he seems to find some humor in their
vulgarity. This is good to know as I can do that as well as anyone. Maybe I
will turn my guns on him so he will get a glimmer of what it is like to be
assaulted by a jackass and a stupid son of a [censored] like Ed Gin.

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Tom Sherman - Earth