Milestone Day for ARBR Arrives!

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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My God Almighty, Ed Dolan the Great, you have done it!

You are now the champion poster of all time to ARBR. Your Greatness
humbles
us, poor pitiful typical idiot posters to ARBR that we are and who do not
even deserve to live under your shadow.

Ed, I mean, how the hell did you do it? You beat that damnable Tom
Sherman,
who as everyone knows was nothing but a liberal scum bag who infested this
group like forever, but who has now thankfully left for greener pastures
and
is no longer soiling this group with his excrement. Your perseverance and
stamina as well as your brilliance (bordering on genius) is a beacon to us
all. If only we could be Great like you!

Ed. let me congratulate you on being not only the most prolific poster of
all time to ARBR but as being the most content laden poster of all time to
ARBR as well. Most of us who post to this group are nothing but one liner
types who should never be on any newsgroup in the first place. We are
nothing but midgets and dwarfs and we beg you not to leave us now that you
have PROVEN to us all that you are the CHAMPION.

Show us mercy and forgive us for being so small mined and for being such
petty idiots. Without you we are nothing. You are an inspiration to us and
we shall attempt to rise to the Greatness that you have shown us. All we
ask
is a second chance to prove ourselves to you. Please forgive us for being
idiots. We can't help it. We were born that way. Our brains are severely
deformed.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I will shortly follow up with my final farewell to ARBR. The fact is
that you do not deserve me nor do I deserve you. My final farewell will I
think be my third or fourth final farewell and there will as usual be much
swearing and cussing and slamming of doors. I will tell of you what I
think
of you and I will let the devil take you! Stay tuned.

Here is the score as of of 2:35 AM Central Daylight Time August 29, 2005:

5393 [email hidden] 5391 [email hidden]

Read the numbers and weep!

Lance Armstrong - move over. A new CHAMPION has emerged.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. Please post your congratulations to me on ARBR as I do not want my ISP
to be overwhelmed with your effusions.

Edward Dolan said:

Here is the score as of of 2:35 AM Central Daylight Time August 29, 2005:

5393 [email hidden] 5391 [email hidden]

Read the numbers and weep!

I heard EPO was found all over your keyboard, therefore tainting
your post total.

Hey Gang (as well as official scorekeepers and drug
testing personnel) -

In transient triumph the treacherously intransigent
TROLL transparently traduced:

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You [referring to himself with bizarre yet fairly
typical illogic] are now the champion poster of all
time to ARBR.

Today the TROLL's announcement came:
At last he's reached new heights of fame...
But there's one doubt I must proclaim:

Guys, wasn't there some silly game
Last winter when someone took aim
And did his best to maul and maim
The TROLL's huge ego? In that flame
Dispute (not 'WAR', folks; much too tame),
Some words were posted in his name
By some rude dude or rowdy dame
(Some poor low racer got the blame.)
I couldn't tell; they looked the same
(That is to say: offensive, lame).

This simple point I have to frame:
If those are counted in his claim,
The TROLL has reached new depths of shame.

Regards,
Wayne

In article <[email hidden]>,

LoGo USA said:

Hey Gang (as well as official scorekeepers and drug
testing personnel) -

In transient triumph the treacherously intransigent
TROLL transparently traduced:

Quoted message said:

You [referring to himself with bizarre yet fairly
typical illogic] are now the champion poster of all
time to ARBR.

Today the TROLL's announcement came:
At last he's reached new heights of fame...
But there's one doubt I must proclaim:

Guys, wasn't there some silly game
Last winter when someone took aim
And did his best to maul and maim
The TROLL's huge ego? In that flame
Dispute (not 'WAR', folks; much too tame),
Some words were posted in his name
By some rude dude or rowdy dame
(Some poor low racer got the blame.)
I couldn't tell; they looked the same
(That is to say: offensive, lame).

This simple point I have to frame:
If those are counted in his claim,
The TROLL has reached new depths of shame.

Regards,
Wayne

That was beautiful Wayne.
*sniff* Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Dolan.

LoGo USA said:

Guys, wasn't there some silly game
Last winter when someone took aim
And did his best to maul and maim
The TROLL's huge ego? In that flame
Dispute (not 'WAR', folks; much too tame),
Some words were posted in his name
By some rude dude or rowdy dame
(Some poor low racer got the blame.)
I couldn't tell; they looked the same
(That is to say: offensive, lame).

Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] would not exist were it
not for his opposite, Johnny NoCom {Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe].

Hail Johnny NoCom!

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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"Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] would not exist
were it
not for his opposite, Johnny NoCom {Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe]. "

.... and neither would exist were it not for the idiot sock-puppeteer
who bores us w/ his posts.

What a rush! Eh, Johnny?

First coming up with something stupid to say, then posting it on arbr
under an equally stupid pseudonym.

What's so pathetic is that you do this for attention while you cowardly
hide behind newsfeeds.com, so no one can find out who you are. But the
truth, Johnny boy, is that we all know who you are. You're the kid who
used to stick your tongue out at us, then hid behind mommy and daddy
when we came over to smack you upside the head.

Every post you make is a reminder of this.

The way I see it, you have two options:

1 - Stop posting. No one will miss you.

2 - Continue to post, and remind us of what is painfully obvious.
Either way, you lose. You see, Johnny Coward, we not only know WHO you
are, but WHAT you are as well; a Loser! And everyone---- even those
you think are you friends--- knows this.

So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.

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So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.

Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G Bush's
war on intelligence? God's focking gift to save recumbency from itself? At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves. You are just
some little obnoxious dipshit with an oversized ego deluding yourself with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit. Haha, what an [censored]
you are.

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"Al Luminium" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.

Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G Bush's
war on intelligence? God's focking gift to save recumbency from itself? At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves. You are just
some little obnoxious dipshit with an oversized ego deluding yourself with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit. Haha, what an [censored]
you are.

Here is the future of ARBR. Anyone here ever think "Johnny" (Ed Gin) was the
least bit funny? But I leave all you idiots to yourselves. May you all
"fock" one another into the next world for all I care.

Also, note how those who hide behind proxies like to string together as many
dirty words as they can. Al and Ed Gin are soul mates, that is for sure and
they will administer the coup de grace to this "focking" newsgroup. Good
riddance to ARBR!

Maybe Jon Meinecke, supreme coward that he is, will at least have the good
grace to say a rest-in-peace prayer for the group after it has finally died
and gone to hell. It shouldn't take Ed Gin and Al more than a couple of
weeks to polish off this cowardly group known as ARBR. The both of them are
nothing but criminal vandal trolls. Maybe Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR,
would like to take them on in order to learn the difference between a law
abiding troll and a criminal vandal troll, but I suspect he is even more
cowardly than Jon Meinecke.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

"Al Luminium" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.

Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G
Bush's
war on intelligence? God's focking gift to save recumbency from itself?
At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves. You are
just
some little obnoxious dipshit with an oversized ego deluding yourself
with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit. Haha, what an
[censored]
you are.

Here is the future of ARBR. Anyone here ever think "Johnny" (Ed Gin) was
the
least bit funny? But I leave all you idiots to yourselves. May you all
"fock" one another into the next world for all I care.

What the fock dolan? All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin.

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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Al Luminium said:

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So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.

Who the fock are you Leif?

Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] sez - Leif is Clitoris
Lee Jr.

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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Hey Johnny,

You related to that hip Rebike rider on the Chicago Lakefront sporting
ugly coroplast yellow fenders and ripping up the pavement at 25 mph at
times?

Flabby

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Hey Johnny,

You related to that hip Rebike rider on the Chicago Lakefront sporting
ugly coroplast yellow fenders and ripping up the pavement at 25 mph at
times?

Flabby

No, but I have a pretty good idea which Monkey you are talking about.

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Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G Bush's
war on intelligence?

I am unaware that Bush has waged such a war. But I do find it
interesting that you've included him along with John Wayne in your
insult to me.

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You are just
some little obnoxious dipshit with an oversized ego deluding yourself with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit.

No, I'm merely responding to the tiresome posts of your heroes, "the
Johnnys". And for this, I'm an [censored].

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At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves.

You're right, Al. These posts are hysterical. I especially like:

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"Impotent old men that don't bathe themselves are not
worthy of the FASTEST STOCK BIKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE."

Quoted message said:

"A lot of people on ARBR think you should go and f..., er copulate with
yourself."

Quoted message said:

"All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin."

But my all time favorite is:

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'Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] sez - Leif is Clitoris
Lee Jr."

LOL!!! Man is that humor or what?

Hey and speaking of parodies, I love yours, "Al Luminium". It's
perfect for you! A soft, pliable, comparatively weak metal for a soft,
pliable person of comparatively weak mettle.

Now quickly, Al, run back to the safety of newsfeeds.com and rejoin the
circle jerk still in progress with your friends, the Johnnys. When
you're all done, wipe off and think long and hard about a really good
retort. Maybe even throw in Gerorge Bush and John Wayne again....or
some other threatening icon of American machismo. That is, after all,
what this is all about now isn't it, Mr. soft, weak, pliable metal?

I thought so.

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Who the fock are you Leif?

I'm your worst focking nightmare. Now go fock yourself.

Leif said:

You're right, Al. These posts are hysterical. I especially like:

Quoted message said:

"Impotent old men that don't bathe themselves are not
worthy of the FASTEST STOCK BIKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE."

Quoted message said:

"A lot of people on ARBR think you should go and f..., er copulate with
yourself."

Quoted message said:

"All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin."

Yo leif, dolan was the one who bragged about being focking filthy, a monkey
has better grooming than mr ed.

Only the truly ignorant, out of the loop people think Ed Gin is Johnny NoCom
[Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe]. Monkeys know better. Even slow
Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] knows that much about
Monkeys.

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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Hey and speaking of parodies, I love yours, "Al Luminium". It's
perfect for you! A soft, pliable, comparatively weak metal for a soft,
pliable person of comparatively weak mettle.

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Who the fock are you Leif?

I'm your worst focking nightmare. Now go fock yourself.

Reflect on those metal properties the next time you board that metal bird
mister structural engineer.
Have a nice day Leif.
Al

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Reflect on those metal properties the next time you board that metal bird
mister structural engineer.
Have a nice day Leif.
Al

O.K., Al. But until that time, let's reflect on your response.

The properties of aluminum, like you, Mr. "Al Luminium", are soft,
pliable, and weak, compared to stronger metals (or in your case,
mettles). A long time ago, really smart people figured out that they
could take advantage of aluminum's lightness when they structured (or
yes, "engineered"😉 it to maximize its strength. Now they can make all
kinds of things out of it from beer cans to air planes, and yes, even
recumbent bikes.

But gee whiz, Al, why the hell do I have to explain all this to you?
This stuff's common knowledge; no degree in "structural engineering"
needed.

Also, I'm aware that in the UK, it is sometimes pronounced "Aluminium",
with the "ium" at the end. Do they spell it this way too?

I'm sure I could easily find out if I just took the time to open up a
dictionary, but I suspect your response will be worth not having taken
the effort. Who knows, maybe you'll somehow tie George Bush in to it
too.

-L

"Johnny ReBike" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Leif said:

You're right, Al. These posts are hysterical. I especially like:

Quoted message said:

"Impotent old men that don't bathe themselves are not
worthy of the FASTEST STOCK BIKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE."

Quoted message said:

"A lot of people on ARBR think you should go and f..., er copulate with
yourself."

Quoted message said:

"All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin."

Yo leif, dolan was the one who bragged about being focking filthy, a
monkey
has better grooming than mr ed.

My post was all about the idiocy of those who think cleanliness is next to
Godliness. Since I am next to God Himself, I know this to be false.
Cleanliness is NOT next to Godliness and those who think it is are just
simple minded folks who do not know any better. A bit of sweat from cycling
never hurt anybody.

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Only the truly ignorant, out of the loop people think Ed Gin is Johnny
NoCom
[Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe]. Monkeys know better. Even slow
Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] knows that much about
Monkeys.

Any one who posts to this group under the name "Johnny" whatever is Ed Gin -
make no mistake about that. As far as I am concerned he is free to say
anything he wants as long as he does not steal other's names and addresses.
That is criminal behavior pure and simple. Sock puppets are also a bore and
an insult to the adult mentality. Surely there must be some newsgroups for
children where such as Ed Gin can be accomodated.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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....

I thought you had bid us farewell. Is my understanding of goodbye
incomplete?

By the way Ed, we can easily tell a saint by his or her actions. It is not
necessary for you to tell us in your signature that you are a saint. I dare
say that a real saint wouldn't do it. I believe that pride is one of the
seven deadly sins.

Now I, myself, indulge in many of the big seven but then, I make no claims
to sainthood nor do I aspire to it.

Jeff

Jeff Grippe said:

By the way Ed, we can easily tell a saint by his or her actions. It
is not necessary for you to tell us in your signature that you are a
saint. I dare say that a real saint wouldn't do it. I believe that
pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

One important means of distinguishing between a saint and ordinarry
riff-raff is that saints are, without exception, dead.

Still, we can live in hope, eh?

--
Pope Urban VIII (decd.)