Message to Tour organizers

ronaldo_jeremiah said:

French Dumbasses:

Seeing as there is almost no one left to ride your race, I want you to
know that I am available to ride if you need me.

I have my own bike and extensive cycling experience, and most important
I can also assure you that I am not and have never doped. My
performance on the bike will leave no doubt about that assertion.

Please RSVP quickly so I can get to the prologue on time.

Merci,

You mean the TDF is about to become a fatty master race, but only for
those fatty masters who suck so bad they definitely can be doping.

I'm available if all the podium girls are gene doping.

Donald Munro said:

ronaldo_jeremiah said:

French Dumbasses:

Seeing as there is almost no one left to ride your race, I want you to
know that I am available to ride if you need me.

I have my own bike and extensive cycling experience, and most important
I can also assure you that I am not and have never doped. My
performance on the bike will leave no doubt about that assertion.

Please RSVP quickly so I can get to the prologue on time.

Merci,

You mean the TDF is about to become a fatty master race, but only for
those fatty masters who suck so bad they definitely can be doping.

I'm available if all the podium girls are gene doping.

I think they should drastically reduce both the distances, the prize
purse and the press. Then it will become very similar to women's
professional cycling in Europe, which is squeaky clean. Right?

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

French Dumbasses:
Seeing as there is almost no one left to ride your race, I want you to
know that I am available to ride if you need me.
I have my own bike and extensive cycling experience, and most important
I can also assure you that I am not and have never doped. My
performance on the bike will leave no doubt about that assertion.
Please RSVP quickly so I can get to the prologue on time.

Shhh! Not too loud. Lemond may hear you and pack his bike and head out
to France in hopes of going for another win.
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Alex

Alex Rodriguez said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

French Dumbasses:
Seeing as there is almost no one left to ride your race, I want you to
know that I am available to ride if you need me.
I have my own bike and extensive cycling experience, and most important
I can also assure you that I am not and have never doped. My
performance on the bike will leave no doubt about that assertion.
Please RSVP quickly so I can get to the prologue on time.

Shhh! Not too loud. Lemond may hear you and pack his bike and head out
to France in hopes of going for another win.

Any more top riders gone and Eddy Merckx could come back and win.

Quoted message said:

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Alex

They should hastily arrange an "old timers classique". Stephen Roche,
Pedro Delgado, Greg Lemond, Eddy Merckx, Bernard Hinault, Lance
Armstrong, Big Mig. They could all duke it out just for kicks.

MMan said:

Alex Rodriguez said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

French Dumbasses:
Seeing as there is almost no one left to ride your race, I want you to
know that I am available to ride if you need me.
I have my own bike and extensive cycling experience, and most important
I can also assure you that I am not and have never doped. My
performance on the bike will leave no doubt about that assertion.
Please RSVP quickly so I can get to the prologue on time.

Shhh! Not too loud. Lemond may hear you and pack his bike and head out
to France in hopes of going for another win.

Any more top riders gone and Eddy Merckx could come back and win.

Quoted message said:

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Alex