So swinging by College Park Bikes (CP, Maryland...UMD
territory) last week I see the flyers proclaiming "Joe
Breeze - Free Presentation or Something - Fri. 7 p.m., City
Hall." How could I pass up a chance to hear what Breeze -
the inventor of mtb (you heard me) and a hall of famer -has
to say? That's right, I couldn't.
So I left my apartment around 6:30, walking to City Hall -
it was dark, and riding on Rt. 1 is crazy enough in the
daylight, let alone after sunset. It was only around 4
blocks. Anyway I get there around 6:45, walk on up to the
council room dealie, and there's one guy in there fiddling
with a projector and a laptop...but he had a Breezer polo
shirt, so I knew I was on the right track. He sees me and
says hey, I mention I'm here for the presentation...and
something about "doesn't it start at seven?"
The polo guy comes up, extends his hand, and says "What's
your name?" I say, "Hey, I'm chris." He says, "Nice to meet
you Chris...I'm Joe Breeze." I say, "Damn! I really feel
like an ass for not recognizing you...of course, I haven't
seen a photo since Repack." He says, "Hey, it's cool...I was
a lot younger then...and there was more hair on my head.
Come give me a hand with this projector."
We then spent about ten minutes stacking trashcans, chairs,
pulling picture frames off the wall trying to create an elevated-yet-
stable platform for his projector. People began trickling
in, and to my dismay 1) I was the only one under 30 there,
2) the total audience numbered less than 30 people and
3) the only people I recognized as cyclists there were
guys that worked at CPBikes (excepting the crazy
husband-and-wife duo constantly chiming in to
champion folding bikes).
Joe was there to discuss why bicycle commuting is the way
to go, and, eventually, albeit less passionately, why his
bikes are the bikes to do it on. As everyone knows, Joe
is committed to the idea of a fit and efficient USA
brought about by mass bike commuting and he got genuinely
choked up at times - especially as he related biking to
national pride.
I was impressed at Joe's genuine, emotional commitment to
his idea (which, obviously, we all agree with here) and his
presentation - the new company and the new bikes were almost
afterthoughts in his speech...he really was there to pimp
commuting, not subject us to an infomercial. Also, the MD
Secretary of Transportation was there, actively
participating, taking notes, and interacting with the crowd,
so that was good.
It's not every day you get to abuse the College Park City
Hall meeting room trying to get electronics set up with the
inventor of mountain bikes. Word.
Chris -Okay, fine, lots of guys were slamming down Repack,
but Breeze put the fatties on first and, most importantly,
built the first frame just for offroad riding. So there.