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  1. Well, squirrels attacking woman on bicycle anyhow

    I was out for my afternoon jaunt and I was cycling up this here hill (yes, we do have them in
    Norfolk) and in front of me I heard what can only be described as the sound I imagine a duck would
    make if trying to lay an ostrich egg... this was accompanied by nuts raining down on the road in
    front of me. I looked up and there on a branch were two squirrels making the most obscene noises at
    me and throwing their nuts at me (oooh-err Missus...).

    It's bad enough with the way some motorists endanger us but when the local wildlife enters into the
    fray, it's a bit bad

    Cheers, helen s ;-)

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  2. "wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    It's bad enough with the way some motorists endanger us but when the local wildlife enters into
    the fray, it's a bit bad

    Thought I was going to get attacked by a badger Monday morning at 6 am on my offroad commute through
    the woods. Saw some eyes reflected up ahead, flicked on the 20W to see what it was and instead of
    running off in the opposite direction the aforementioned badger ran straight towards me before
    veering off about 20 feet infront of my front wheel on what I guess must have been its favourite
    path into the undergrowth.

  3. wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX said:

    Well, squirrels attacking woman on bicycle anyhow

    The one that lives near us terrorises our cats - it's been seen chasing one of them around!

  4. <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    "wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    It's bad enough with the way some motorists endanger us but when the local wildlife enters into
    the fray, it's a bit bad

    Thought I was going to get attacked by a badger Monday morning at 6 am on my offroad commute
    through the woods. Saw some eyes reflected up ahead, flicked on the 20W to see what it was and
    instead of running off in the opposite direction the aforementioned badger ran straight towards me
    before veering off about 20 feet infront of my front wheel on what I guess must have been its
    favourite path into the undergrowth.


    I know people who've had accidents caused by badgers and by muntjac. Just because they're wildlife
    they think they own the countryside <grumble grumble>

    Last night on a road section two tiny deer had a try, they had cat sized bodies but longer legs - so
    small we could've ridden over them without falling off, but we braked instinctively and they got
    away. I suppose they'd read in their Dingly Dell copy of the CTC runs list that we'd finished night
    rides for the season, so they thought they could come out and play!
    --
    Sue ];(🙂

    Try riding into a cow. I hear it's painful.

  5. "wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Well, squirrels attacking woman on bicycle anyhow

    I thought at least you had come across some vagrant roasting & consuming squirrels by the road side
    -- I'm sure it happens often in Narfuk.

    Or at least some wild mutant squirrels that hunt human flesh.

    But no -- just some ordinary squirrels flashing their nuts at you.

    Maybe they are the PSF's of the squirrel world.

    T

  6. I trust he was eating them in a pie.

  7. Our cats, 2 siamese (and ruthless with it but still very afectionate), regularly terrify our local
    squirrel population.

    I often come home from work to a dismembered squirrel, identifiable from its tail, if nothing else.

    DG "Zog The Undeniable" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX said:

    Well, squirrels attacking woman on bicycle anyhow

    The one that lives near us terrorises our cats - it's been seen chasing one of them around!

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