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Magic Bullet Blender/Juicer?

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  1. Anyone buy one of these? The ads look impressive. I wonder if they're any
    good at juicing.

  2. DeWayne said:

    Anyone buy one of these? The ads look impressive. I wonder if they're any
    good at juicing.

    Totally useless.

  3. Quoted message said:
    DeWayne said:

    Anyone buy one of these? The ads look impressive. I wonder if they're any
    good at juicing.

    Totally useless.

    My brother in law bought one, and the first time he used it, a blade
    shattered, came flying right through the cannister, through my brother
    in laws skull, killing him instantly, then it proceeded accross the
    room where it disemboweled my niece, then slit my nephews throat,
    before coming to rest in my sisters heart.
    These machines KILL!!!

  4. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    DeWayne said:

    Anyone buy one of these? The ads look impressive. I wonder if they're any
    good at juicing.

    Totally useless.

    My brother in law bought one, and the first time he used it, a blade
    shattered, came flying right through the cannister, through my brother
    in laws skull, killing him instantly, then it proceeded accross the
    room where it disemboweled my niece, then slit my nephews throat,
    before coming to rest in my sisters heart.
    These machines KILL!!!

    If that had happened at Mr. Davidson's home, it would be called
    'cleansing the gene pool'.

  5. Try the Jack LaLan way- put the vegtables up your ass and squeeze away.

  6. DeWayne said:

    Anyone buy one of these? The ads look impressive. I wonder if they're any
    good at juicing.

    Way too expensive. Your better off getting a good blender.

  7. On 24 Mar 2006 12:47:53 -0800, "allbpen" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Try the Jack LaLan way- put the vegtables up your ass and squeeze away.

    This sounds WONDERFUL! Well, as long as you use carrotts, and not
    squash...

  8. Depends on the size of your receptacle- I hear Johnny Hanson can
    squeeze marrows in his poopchute-all those Mexican "meals"

  9. On 25 Mar 2006 06:11:54 -0800, "allbpen" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Depends on the size of your receptacle- I hear Johnny Hanson can
    squeeze marrows in his poopchute-all those Mexican "meals"

    I like mexicans, er, I mean mexiCANS lololol

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