A lady walks into a bar and sits next to a man drinking. She politly asks him "Excuse me,what are you drinking?". The man replies "magic beer". She doesn't believe him so she says that she wants him to fly around the building to prove it. So the man gets up and flies around the building. As the lady tries to stop looking completely shocked she asks the bar tender for the same. She drinks, walks on top of a tall building across the street and jumps. She falls and dies. Then the bar tender tells the man "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk.".
Jokes · Public discussion
Magic beer
This thread is locked and is currently read-only.
Thread navigation
Jump through the discussion
Go to the original post, the replies on this page, or the latest preserved contribution.
Thread details
What we know about this thread
- Original section
- Jokes
- Published
- 25 February 2005
- Last activity
- 3 May 2019
- Original author
- BanditBoyDavid
- Posts
- 8
- Discussion status
- Public discussion
- Total views
- 8,564
- Views / 30 days
- 0
The navigation and discussion metadata provide context. Posts remain in their original chronological order.
-
-
haha thats funny
--
Pimp Your Ride
Mb Bike
www.mbbike.com -
cyclingforums.comshowthread.phpOpen ↗
Good thing I have beer in the house🙂
-
All this talk about beer is making me thirsty
-
Lol! Ok that, is funny. Magic beer. Slip him some liquid kryptonite next time. Did she not see the three steps he took on the ground before he flew? Who the heck would try that out from the top of a building anyway? Might be more funny to think of her trying that from the ground taking the steps and then just falling to the ground. "it's not working." she says crawling back into the bar. Superman says, "I know he gave you coorslight instead. Let's get you a magic shot." She takes the shot and goes out to try again. This time she walks back in looking a little angry. He says to the bartender "here comes wonder woman. We wonder what she's going to do next."
-
funny stories, I quite like it - my site Jokes
-
You made my day!
-
lol so messed up
Active in the last 60 minutes
Active in this thread
0 users · 0 guests ·0 bots ·0 total
No signed-in users are active right now.
No known search crawlers active right now.