Lost my bike bag

1 Jun 2005 23:52:30 -0700,
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Quoted message said:

Gee I lost my bike bag. I had all kind of bike tool and extra
tire and pump and water bottle and my music in there. Now they are all
gone. I feel like I lost my dear friend. Now I have to buy
each of them. Losing my music is big lost. I can't ride a bike
without listening my music. I have no idea where I lost it.
Did someone steal it? I dunno.

That sux. 2 bad. sew sari.
Sue 'em all to hell.
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zk

Zoot Katz said:

That sux. 2 bad. sew sari.
Sue 'em all to hell.
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zk

Sometimes I think your crazier than I am. And that is a damn sight
crazy zoot.

Maggie

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Quoted message said:

Gee I lost my bike bag. I had all kind of bike tool and extra
tire and pump and water bottle and my music in there. Now they are all
gone. I feel like I lost my dear friend. Now I have to buy
each of them. Losing my music is big lost. I can't ride a bike
without listening my music.

And the multitudes rejoice.

Quoted message said:

I have no idea where I lost it.

Probably when you went off your meds.

Quoted message said:

Did someone steal it? I dunno.

If only they would steal your computer.

RichC

Little Meow said:

I'll keep an eye out for it, but if it was stolen by one of
your gang banger neighbors, it was probably tossed into the
garbage when they didn't find anything valuable enough to
trade for a dime bag of crack.

I didn't know he lived in Oklahoma. ;-)

Maggie

Rich Clark said:

Quoted message said:

If only they would steal your computer.

RichC

Thanks Rich.
I just busted out laughing. That will keep a smile on my face, for a
while;-)

Life is Good!
Jeff

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

Gee I lost my bike bag. I had all kind of bike tool and extra
tire and pump and water bottle and my music in there. Now they are all
gone. I feel like I lost my dear friend. Now I have to buy
each of them. Losing my music is big lost. I can't ride a bike
without listening my music. I have no idea where I lost it.
Did someone steal it? I dunno.

Go back and look for it.

I've recovered many gloves that way. Even by
going back the next day. Of course they were
sodden and stinky, but I don't care any more
than you do.

Maybe your bike bag is in PRC, being refabricated
into a car seatbelt or something.

I hope so, you hateful, racist blight.

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Yea it's suxx man...

Rich Clark said:

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Quoted message said:

Gee I lost my bike bag. I had all kind of bike tool and extra
tire and pump and water bottle and my music in there. Now they are all
gone. I feel like I lost my dear friend. Now I have to buy
each of them. Losing my music is big lost. I can't ride a bike
without listening my music.

And the multitudes rejoice.

I think your white penis is rejoicing with you.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I have no idea where I lost it.

Probably when you went off your meds.

Don't take the med! They will harm you first.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Did someone steal it? I dunno.

If only they would steal your computer.

RichC

If they steal your penis, now what do you do.
My god, you screame "my white penis is gone!" Not funny.
it's deadly serious.

My gangster neight does not care about me and they just wave at me
when I ride
a bike. They wouldn't interest in my bag or me. I use their basketball
in park they
don't care. So they are not going to steal my bag or bike! I'm not
part of their world, damn it.
So why should i worry. Tell me idiot, why should I worry about black or
latino gangster you
hate so much. Are you whitetrash idiot? Say it loud you idiotic White
penis ass.

What's so about racist stuff here and PRC stuff?

Now you know everything about me. You can find my bag you know
everything about me.

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What's so about racist stuff here and PRC stuff?

http://groups.google.ca/group/rec.bicycles.misc/browse_frm/thread/fad00223041b6ee2/75ed2cc5789ce3a4?tvc=1&q=[censored]&hl=en#75ed2cc5789ce3a4

.... for starters, you hard-to-forgive racist.

Maybe your bike bag getting stolen is just the
start of bad karma for your hateful bigotry.
Maybe bad things will continue to happen to you
until you learn better, and start liking people
instead of hating them. If you don't, your own
hate will just end up eating you alive.

Y'know what? You're a tragic story. You grieve
the loss of your stoopid li'l bike bag, when you've
lost your own pathetic soul.

You should go look for it.

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ahahaha....you are trolling or joking here! Tom! Don't try this
again!.
It is neither funny nor pretty. You sound like a newage guru or
something.
How disgusting Tom! Where so ya hanging out? You think you know
everything
or even about me everything? You talk to the your own trolling, Tom,
and it is not art nor pretty
but an ugly garbage I must throw away into Recycle Bin.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

ahahaha....you are trolling or joking here! Tom! Don't try this
again!.
It is neither funny nor pretty. You sound like a newage guru or
something.
How disgusting Tom! Where so ya hanging out? You think you know
everything
or even about me everything? You talk to the your own trolling, Tom,
and it is not art nor pretty
but an ugly garbage I must throw away into Recycle Bin.

Now you're sounding like the Daleks in the Dr. Who movies,
when The Doctor confounds them: "Confusion!! Confusion!!!"

But please don't self-destruct. That might become messy.

Reconstruct instead.

You can start by becoming a Liberal. (<--

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In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

ahahaha....you are trolling or joking here! Tom! Don't try this
again!.
It is neither funny nor pretty. You sound like a newage guru or
something.
How disgusting Tom! Where so ya hanging out? You think you know
everything
or even about me everything? You talk to the your own trolling, Tom,
and it is not art nor pretty
but an ugly garbage I must throw away into Recycle Bin.

Oh yeah: Meow.

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Little Meow said:

Also, remember to use better string when you tie your
hefty bag to your dirty old bike.

.... snicker ... splutter ... ... ... GUFFAW!!!

Thanx 4 the belly laff! It felt very, very good.

It still does.

cheers,
Tom

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I feel like I lost my dear friend.

Don't let the screen door hit ya on yer ass on your way out,
ya meowless, racist, classist bigot.

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Little Meow said:

I am more than just a white penis and buttocks.

Aren't we all...

Little Meow said:

Red Cloud said:

Now you know everything about me. You can find my bag you know
everything about me.

How tragic!
Everything about you fits in a little bag, and now that bag
is lost. And so you are lost.

You know the sad part. I think he is telling us all this, because we
are his only friends.
I think he may be less troll and more, a sad, pathetic broken shell of
a human being. Poor little guy needs help.

For me -

Life is Good!
Jeff