Loch Ness Monster

frenchcycling said:

I kno that this is a cycling forum but i wanted to post something random.

There used to be a 25 mile time trial- called the Loch Ness Monster 25 not too surprisingly- held along the shore road. Raced it a few times but never saw the monster!

yes, it exists....i have seen it....i too have ridden the Fort William to Inverness bike trail. There are a lot of competitive riders up there....

next you'll be bullshitting that there is no Santa...(i have seen him too)

Well, I for one, have seen santa...at the local mall ...uumm come to think of it ..I have seen Elvis too as well 😄

frenchcycling said:

I kno that this is a cycling forum but i wanted to post something random.

Absolutely, I caught one on a fishing trip . It wasn't near as big as the catfish I caught and maybe next go round I will show you a photo of the one that got away.

Quoted post said:

Do you believe in the existence of the Loch Ness Monster?

wheelist said:

Damn good question, Frenchie. Not off topic at all. 🙄

Obviously, coming from Wales, I've spent many hours researching all the available data on this subject, from the insane ramblings of totally incomprehensible loons to the scientific results gathered by even more incomprehensible lunatic academics from the top sub-aquatic research institutions.

And I've arrived at a definite conclusion, though I'm not sure you're going to like it.

I can now say with 100 percent certainty that I don't really know, though I suspect this is more to do with my absolute inabilty to make a decision. Maybe. I can't really be sure.

So, that really leaves 2 possible answers. Yes (the LMN does exist) or No (the LMN doesn't exist).

Again, this is a rather simplistic view of things. It may well be that the LMN sometimes exists, and other times simply dons some lycra, and goes out on his bike, blending unassumingly into the Scottish cycling crowd.

As such, your question is therefore fundamentally flawed, but that could be put down to the technical deficiencies of the forum software which only really allows a simple choice between the good answer and the evil, or slightly less good one. Which is which is open to debate.

Does that help? 😕

WHAT? And I thought my wife was complicated!!😄

Bill.

No one cares enough, but do they taste good if grilled?

The loch ness monster does exist, and often assumes the form of floating turds or discarded McDonalds packaging.

There is a guy who has dedicated his life to the search of the monster who lives on the shores of the loch, he has a van with a monster detecting satellite dish. He probably just sits in there wanking all day 🙂

ScottishDan said:

There is a guy who has dedicated his life to the search of the monster who lives on the shores of the loch, he has a van with a monster detecting satellite dish. He probably just sits in there wanking all day 🙂

Is that a technical term for fiddling with his monster detecting satellite dish? 😕

ScottishDan said:

He probably just sits in there wanking all day 🙂

that explains the strange visions he keeps having....he must be blind by now.

wheelist said:

Damn good question, Frenchie. Not off topic at all. 🙄

Obviously, coming from Wales, I've spent many hours researching all the available data on this subject, from the insane ramblings of totally incomprehensible loons to the scientific results gathered by even more incomprehensible lunatic academics from the top sub-aquatic research institutions.

And I've arrived at a definite conclusion, though I'm not sure you're going to like it.

I can now say with 100 percent certainty that I don't really know, though I suspect this is more to do with my absolute inabilty to make a decision. Maybe. I can't really be sure.

So, that really leaves 2 possible answers. Yes (the LMN does exist) or No (the LMN doesn't exist).

Again, this is a rather simplistic view of things. It may well be that the LMN sometimes exists, and other times simply dons some lycra, and goes out on his bike, blending unassumingly into the Scottish cycling crowd.

As such, your question is therefore fundamentally flawed, but that could be put down to the technical deficiencies of the forum software which only really allows a simple choice between the good answer and the evil, or slightly less good one. Which is which is open to debate.

Does that help? 😕

haha. nah it wasn;t a glitch. and the question is not a simplistic view of things because ostensibly there are only two possibilities (it can not sometimes exist). so in this case i leave it up to you to determine which choice is the most correct in your view.

Yes, it does exist. I should know ... I married it!! :eek:

...it's about as likely as the Loch Ness Burritto-eating-wooley-mammoth. 🙄

but then again - give me a bottle of Laphroiag and about two hours and I'll swear blind that I saw the LNM paddling about 😄