Levi fans boycott Assos

Luckly I don't think there are that many Levi fans?

Bro Deal said:

Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company
Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first
quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a
result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they
continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet,"
an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious."
"Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry
analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this
year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury
Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is
because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their
names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European."

News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on
Assos' behalf.

"We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott
leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were
unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some
Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more
than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de
Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI
will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That
would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended".

😄

message is too short, ok, how about this, "[censored] you levi" 😄

Bro Deal said:

Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company
Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first
quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a
result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they
continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet,"
an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious."
"Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry
analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this
year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury
Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is
because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their
names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European."

News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on
Assos' behalf.

"We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott
leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were
unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some
Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more
than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de
Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI
will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That
would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended".

BRILLIANT!

Bro Deal said:

Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company
Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first
quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a
result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they
continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet,"
an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious."
"Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry
analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this
year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury
Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is
because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their
names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European."

News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on
Assos' behalf.

"We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott
leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were
unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some
Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more
than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de
Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI
will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That
would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended".

😄 Your work, or did you snag this from somewhere?

This is good enough for The Onion.

TheDarkLord said:

😄 Your work, or did you snag this from somewhere?

I stole it from Usenet.

Bro Deal said:

Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company
Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first
quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a
result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they
continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet,"
an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious."
"Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry
analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this
year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury
Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is
because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their
names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European."

News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on
Assos' behalf.

"We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott
leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were
unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some
Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more
than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de
Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI
will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That
would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended".

Awsome Information the Assos must be in a world of Huuhrrt!

Not sure but did anyone besides me catch dudes act on Versus the last day of the TOC? Something along the lines of "ASTANA is the best stage racing team I TEH WHOLE WIDES world and DA intardnet". Of course I added some things to his quote but what a jackass and furthermore what a staged interview by Bob Roll and Versus!

Levi's fans are ass'o's.

That is.....so.......funny....I forgot to laugh. Wow just too much for me. You guys are just to humorous, maybe the last comic standing is in your future. Ha Ha Ha. I can hardly control my laughter.

I didn't forget to laugh, but you're right. This is funny.

Are you an ass'o's?

leerobbs said:

That is.....so.......funny....I forgot to laugh. Wow just too much for me. You guys are just to humorous, maybe the last comic standing is in your future. Ha Ha Ha. I can hardly control my laughter.

Do you smell that?....DO YOU SMELL THAT? Thats a Paceliner with no forum......I love the smell of a Paceliner with no forum in the morning....Smells like.......loser

thoughtforfood said:

Do you smell that?....DO YOU SMELL THAT? Thats a Paceliner with no forum......I love the smell of a Paceliner with no forum in the morning....Smells like.......loser

Lol thats funny right there.

They better watch out that they don't confuse ASO with ASS. No sodomic delights for them if they boycott asses... 🙁

Funny thread...but what is it that we don't like about Mr. Leipheimer?

He switched his Jedi lightsaber for a red one.

sbwirtz said:

Funny thread...but what is it that we don't like about Mr. Leipheimer?

I think the basic knock against Leipheimer is that he is boring. Bahati even had an entry in his blog alleging the same thing.

Bro Deal said:

I think the basic knock against Leipheimer is that he is boring. Bahati even had an entry in his blog alleging the same thing.

Bahati basically said he was a doper too.

thunder said:

Bahati basically said he was a doper too.

cue "speaking the obvious"

sbwirtz said:

Funny thread...but what is it that we don't like about Mr. Leipheimer?

You need to figure that one out for yourself. We aren't a cult....maybe