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  1. Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    banging his wife.

    Thanks,

    Magilla

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2008/giro08/?id=results/giro0816

    52 Christian Vande Velde (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30
    4.37

    53 Levi Leipheimer (USA) Astana
    4.38

    124 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30
    8.14

  2. MagillaGorilla said:

    Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    banging his wife.

    Thanks,

    Magilla

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2008/giro08/?id=results/giro0816

    52 Christian Vande Velde (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30
    4.37

    53 Levi Leipheimer (USA) Astana
    4.38

    124 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30
    8.14

    It's not over until your mama sings.

    R

  3. MagillaGorilla said:

    Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Bob Schwartz

  4. Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Bob Schwartz

    Are you autistic? Because you don't seem to respond to stimuli. You
    just stare straight ahead and mumble.

    Magilla

  5. MagillaGorilla schreef:

    Quoted message said:
    Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Are you autistic? Because you don't seem to respond to stimuli. You
    just stare straight ahead and mumble.

    So, who's the team mate and give us a pic of the wife. Candyass.

  6. MagillaGorilla said:
    Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Bob Schwartz

    Are you autistic? Because you don't seem to respond to stimuli. You
    just stare straight ahead and mumble.

    Dumbass,

    I'm excited that an American can make a name for himself
    in a grand tour. It just goes to show that it's possible
    to race clean and still have an impact.

    Bob Schwartz

  7. Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:
    Bob Schwartz said:

    MagillaGorilla wrote:

    > Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    > since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    > banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Bob Schwartz

    Are you autistic? Because you don't seem to respond to stimuli. You
    just stare straight ahead and mumble.

    Dumbass,

    I'm excited that an American can make a name for himself
    in a grand tour. It just goes to show that it's possible
    to race clean and still have an impact.

    Bob Schwartz

    So you are autistic.

    Magilla

  8. MagillaGorilla said:


    So you are autistic.

    No doubt it's a side effect of accelerating in
    velodrome turns.

    Bob Schwartz

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.

    75 Erik Zabel (Ger) Team Milram 1.33.12

    --
    Michael Press

  10. MagillaGorilla said:
    Michael Press said:
    Bob Schwartz said:

    MagillaGorilla wrote:
    > Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    > since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    > banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.
    75 Erik Zabel (Ger) Team Milram 1.33.12

    Another autistic talking about The People's Court.

    *This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics!* (candyass)

  11. Ted van de Weteringe said:

    MagillaGorilla schreef:

    Quoted message said:
    Bob Schwartz said:

    MagillaGorilla wrote:

    > Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    > since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    > banging his wife.

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Are you autistic? Because you don't seem to respond to stimuli. You
    just stare straight ahead and mumble.

    So, who's the team mate and give us a pic of the wife. Candyass.

    He's NOT on the start list:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2008/giro08/?id=startlist

    The rest you'll have to figure out on your own.

    Magilla

  12. On 5/27/08 4:23 PM, in article [email hidden],

    MagillaGorilla said:
    Ted van de Weteringe said:

    MagillaGorilla schreef:

    Quoted message said:

    Bob Schwartz wrote:

    > MagillaGorilla wrote:
    >
    >> Levi and Velvet sucked. Though I can understand Pate getting 124th
    >> since he's in the midst of a divorce after one of his teammates was
    >> banging his wife.
    >
    >
    > Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    > cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    > Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    > the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Are you autistic? Because you don't seem to respond to stimuli. You
    just stare straight ahead and mumble.

    So, who's the team mate and give us a pic of the wife. Candyass.

    He's NOT on the start list:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2008/giro08/?id=startlist

    The rest you'll have to figure out on your own.

    Magilla

    Danielson!

  13. Michael Press said:

    Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.

    Eichler finished DFL today, just behind Pate.

    141 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30

    143 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram

    Tomorrow's stage is shaping up to be a battle between these
    two titans.

    Ignatiev was there too. He wasn't watching the gaps though.

    Bob Schwartz

  14. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    Michael Press said:

    Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.

    Eichler finished DFL today, just behind Pate.

    141 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30

    143 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram

    Tomorrow's stage is shaping up to be a battle between these
    two titans.

    Ignatiev was there too. He wasn't watching the gaps though.

    I think Pate would have to work pretty hard to make up the 23 minute gap to
    Eichler. At this point, all Eichler needs to do to defend his position is stay with
    Pate.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Whatever happened to
    Leon Trotsky?
    He got an icepick
    That made his ears burn.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  15. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    Michael Press said:

    Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.

    Eichler finished DFL today, just behind Pate.

    141 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30

    143 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram

    Sometimes you just have to show who is the boss.

    --
    Michael Press

  16. Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    Michael Press said:

    Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:

    >Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    >cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    >Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    >the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.

    Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.

    Eichler finished DFL today, just behind Pate.

    141 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30

    143 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram

    Sometimes you just have to show who is the boss.

    It's amazing Danny can even finish knowing what his teammate did to his
    wife's holes.

    You people recycle results and engage in idle chat. I come in here and I
    produce serious content.

    Let's see one of you Dr. Frank's top that.

    Magilla

  17. Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    Michael Press said:

    Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    > cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    > Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    > the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.
    Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.


    Eichler finished DFL today, just behind Pate.

    141 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30

    143 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram

    Sometimes you just have to show who is the boss.

    132 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram 37.19
    140 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30 s.t.

    G.C.
    139 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30 4.07.34
    140 Mikhail Ignatiev (Rus) Tinkoff Credit Systems 4.10.20
    141 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram 4.30.57

    Pate has to be content with a Numero Nera podium spot.

    Bob Schwartz

  18. In article <[email hidden]>,

    MagillaGorilla said:
    Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:

    Michael Press wrote:
    > Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]> wrote:

    >>Pate's got a crack at the numero nera. He needs Eichler to get time
    >>cut, and that depends on where they set it for the stage over the
    >>Gavia and the Mortirolo. But if Eichler cracks and gets shelled by
    >>the bus then it's Pate and Ignatiev going head to head.
    >
    >Milram has nobody in the top 25, so they will work for Eichler.

    Eichler finished DFL today, just behind Pate.

    141 Danny Pate (USA) Slipstream Chipotle Presented By H30

    143 Markus Eichler (Ger) Team Milram

    Sometimes you just have to show who is the boss.

    It's amazing Danny can even finish knowing what his teammate did to his
    wife's holes.

    You people recycle results and engage in idle chat. I come in here and I
    produce serious content.

    <http://www.pbase.com/csw62/image/50738722>

    Quoted message said:

    Let's see one of you Dr. Frank's top that.

    Did you say `top hat'?

    <http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/thundermall_1996_24824383>

    --
    Michael Press

  19. Bob Schwartz said:

    Pate has to be content with a Numero Nera podium spot.

    Spoke too soon. Guess he was saving up to get some
    TV time on the final day.

    Bob Schwartz

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