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  1. Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's
    Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll
    see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away
    and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

  2. "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    His rear brake was rubbing.

  3. "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    He was dehydrated, having lost 18% of his body weight.

  4. "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> schreef in bericht
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

    Most of the faster guys are Spaniards and we know what
    Armstrong thinks about them.

  5. Nice! 😄

    B. Lafferty said:

    "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    -"]news:[email hidden]-
    k.net...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    He was dehydrated, having lost 18% of his body weight.

  6. Well of course! They have found a new undetectable drug or practice
    before he and his doctors have! He's [censored]! How dare they! 🙂

    Peace!

    Jonathan v.d. Sluis said:

    "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> schreef in
    bericht -"]news:[email hidden]-
    arthlink.net...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

    Most of the faster guys are Spaniards and we know what
    Armstrong thinks about them.

  7. Live report on Cyclingnews said that a crazed fan punched him in the stomach.

    Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Jamie Hyatt
    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's
    Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll
    see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away
    and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

  8. Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race.
    Lance will have the benefit of being a vastly superior
    tactician, so I think Mayo will have a bigger effect on Jan.
    The wildcard, in my book, remains Vino. Vino could pull
    something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still be
    competitive enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary
    TDF. I still say that Lance is most "likely" to win, but put
    his odds under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

  9. "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very
    closely behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have
    said, "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get


    stained!

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race.
    Lance will have the benefit of being a vastly superior
    tactician, so I think Mayo will


    have

    Quoted message said:

    a bigger effect on Jan. The wildcard, in my book, remains
    Vino. Vino


    could

    Quoted message said:

    pull something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still
    be competitive enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary
    TDF. I still


    say

    Quoted message said:

    that Lance is most "likely" to win, but put his odds
    under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

    Mayo has always seemed to have his moments of brilliance,
    but also his moments a bit off the back (or getting
    throttled ala stage Luz Ardiden last year). I think the
    constant high pace set by the postal team has taken its toll
    in past years and could do so again ... if the departure of
    Heras/arrival of Azevedo doesn't negatively impact that
    aspect of things. Lance's team has always made A difference.
    I think this year they might have to make THE difference.

    Bob C.

  10. Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes at
    the base of Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil Ligett
    exclaims, "pretending to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a
    feint. Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost it.
    It is so obvious it just might work.

    :-)

  11. On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 17:15:43 GMT, Mike Jacoubowsky <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race.
    Lance will have the benefit of being a vastly superior
    tactician, so I think Mayo will have a bigger effect on
    Jan. The wildcard, in my book, remains Vino. Vino could
    pull something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still
    be competitive enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary
    TDF. I still say that Lance is most "likely" to win, but
    put his odds under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

    Just make doubly sure to extend the times. During the Giro,
    OLN changed the time for one of the stages, and I missed the
    end where Simoni took off.

    --
    Bob in CT Remove ".x" to reply

  12. I guess Simoni will be saying now that he'll be putting time
    into MAYO in the mountains of the TDF.

    Mike Jacoubowsky said:
    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race.
    Lance will have the benefit of being a vastly superior
    tactician, so I think Mayo will have a bigger effect on
    Jan. The wildcard, in my book, remains Vino. Vino could
    pull something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still
    be competitive enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary
    TDF. I still say that Lance is most "likely" to win, but
    put his odds under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

  13. "David Wuertele" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes at
    the base of Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil Ligett
    exclaims, "pretending to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a
    feint. Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost
    it. It is so obvious it just might work.

    :-)

    Rope-a-dope is what I believe Muhammed Ali called the
    technique.

    Nice theory, but this time I don't think so.

    Bob C.

  14. psycholist wrote in message ...

    Quoted message said:


    "David Wuertele" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes
    at the base of Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil
    Ligett exclaims, "pretending to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a
    feint. Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost
    it. It is so obvious it just might work.

    :-)

    Rope-a-dope is what I believe Muhammed Ali called the
    technique.

    Yes, and look where it left Ali long term. Lance is cooked
    whenever it gets hot, so the weather will again play a major
    role this year...

    Quoted message said:


    Nice theory, but this time I don't think so.

    Bob C.

  15. Jonathan v.d. Sluis said:

    Most of the faster guys are Spaniards and we know what
    Armstrong thinks about them.

    This may prove to be the most accurate comment, come the
    Tour in July.

  16. Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as
    evidence that he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly learned how
    to time trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious
    contender is Tyler.

  17. Steven said:

    Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]-
    k.net>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely
    behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said,
    "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as
    evidence that he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly
    learned how to time trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance
    ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious
    contender is Tyler.

    True (although non-factor may be overstating it.) Last year
    Mayo lost 3:40 to Lance in the TTT and 2:00 and 3:30 in the
    two ITTs. That's a lot of time to make up. However, because
    Mayo can only lose 2:30 max in the TTT, and may well take
    time out of Armstrong in the first ITT, he can be a definite
    thorn in the side, causing Armstrong and USPS to spend more
    energy this year keeping him close. Too bad Mayo can't
    borrow some of Zubeldia's TT prowess.

    I'm not convinced that today's result indicates how the two
    will do at La Mongie and Plateau de Beille. USPS's strength
    and Armstrong's explosiveness may well give him the edge in
    those two stages.

    Tyler, who took 1:30 out of Lance today has a much stronger
    team than Mayo and is a much better TTer as well (He only
    lost 30 seconds in the first ITT last year, and did better
    than Armstrong in the second, although Armstrong did let up
    once Ullrich fell.) Plus he knows USPS, Armstrong and
    Brunyeel very well. Much harder to bluff or trick into a
    stupid move.

    Should be a fantastic July. I'm off to the store to stock up
    on VCR cassettes. I anticipate a most enjoyable time on the
    trainer this winter.

  18. "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Steven said:

    Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message ne-
    ws:<[email hidden]-
    et>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very
    closely behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have
    said, "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as
    evidence that he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly
    learned how to time trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance
    ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious
    contender is Tyler.

    True (although non-factor may be overstating it.) Last
    year Mayo lost 3:40 to Lance in the TTT and 2:00 and 3:30
    in the two ITTs. That's a lot of


    time

    Quoted message said:

    to make up. However, because Mayo can only lose 2:30 max
    in the TTT, and


    may

    Quoted message said:

    well take time out of Armstrong in the first ITT, he can
    be a definite


    thorn

    Quoted message said:

    in the side, causing Armstrong and USPS to spend more
    energy this year keeping him close. Too bad Mayo can't
    borrow some of Zubeldia's TT


    prowess.

    Quoted message said:


    I'm not convinced that today's result indicates how the
    two will do at La Mongie and Plateau de Beille. USPS's
    strength and Armstrong's


    explosiveness

    Quoted message said:

    may well give him the edge in those two stages.

    Tyler, who took 1:30 out of Lance today has a much
    stronger team than Mayo and is a much better TTer as well
    (He only lost 30 seconds in the first


    ITT

    Quoted message said:

    last year, and did better than Armstrong in the second,
    although Armstrong did let up once Ullrich fell.) Plus he
    knows USPS, Armstrong and Brunyeel very well. Much harder
    to bluff or trick into a stupid move.

    Should be a fantastic July. I'm off to the store to stock
    up on VCR cassettes. I anticipate a most enjoyable time on
    the trainer this winter.

    How strange it would be if Lance lost his TdF crown and
    another American donned it.

    Bob C.

  19. The next couple of days in the Dauphine may tell us more
    about Armstrong's climbing legs than today's result.
    Explainations from Tyler and Iban that Armstrong had a bad
    day not with standing, I have to think that the scent of
    Armstrong's blood is in the water for July. Last summer he
    was swarmed on after showing weakness. This year he goes
    into the Tour having shown weakness. Heras and Vino must be
    feeling very happy this evening.

    BTW, got a call from Rudy. He said Jan was so stoked by
    today's result that he went off to the clinic for an extra
    session of lipo.

    "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Steven said:

    Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message ne-
    ws:<[email hidden]-
    et>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very
    closely behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have
    said, "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure
    we'll see most noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3
    weeks away and he wouldn't want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois
    might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as
    evidence that he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly
    learned how to time trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance
    ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious
    contender is Tyler.

    True (although non-factor may be overstating it.) Last
    year Mayo lost 3:40 to Lance in the TTT and 2:00 and 3:30
    in the two ITTs. That's a lot of


    time

    Quoted message said:

    to make up. However, because Mayo can only lose 2:30 max
    in the TTT, and


    may

    Quoted message said:

    well take time out of Armstrong in the first ITT, he can
    be a definite


    thorn

    Quoted message said:

    in the side, causing Armstrong and USPS to spend more
    energy this year keeping him close. Too bad Mayo can't
    borrow some of Zubeldia's TT


    prowess.

    Quoted message said:


    I'm not convinced that today's result indicates how the
    two will do at La Mongie and Plateau de Beille. USPS's
    strength and Armstrong's


    explosiveness

    Quoted message said:

    may well give him the edge in those two stages.

    Tyler, who took 1:30 out of Lance today has a much
    stronger team than Mayo and is a much better TTer as well
    (He only lost 30 seconds in the first


    ITT

    Quoted message said:

    last year, and did better than Armstrong in the second,
    although Armstrong did let up once Ullrich fell.) Plus he
    knows USPS, Armstrong and Brunyeel very well. Much harder
    to bluff or trick into a stupid move.

    Should be a fantastic July. I'm off to the store to stock
    up on VCR cassettes. I anticipate a most enjoyable time on
    the trainer this winter.

  20. psycholist said:

    "David Wuertele" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes at
    the base of Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil Ligett
    exclaims, "pretending to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a
    feint. Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost
    it. It is so obvious it just might work.

    :-)

    Rope-a-dope is what I believe Muhammed Ali called the
    technique.

    Nice theory, but this time I don't think so.

    Je suis d'accord.

    Though both Mayo and Hamilton beat JVV's old record.
    Looking back on Mayo's form this season he's been smoking,
    but he did have an off day during the Veulta Asturias
    before scoring enough time in the last stage (coming in
    3rd) to win GC.

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