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  1. Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!...
    Jamie
    Columbia, SC.

  2. "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    His rear brake was rubbing.

  3. "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    He was dehydrated, having lost 18% of his body weight.

  4. Nice! 😄

    B. Lafferty said:

    "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    He was dehydrated, having lost 18% of his body weight.

  5. "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> schreef in bericht
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!...
    Jamie
    Columbia, SC.

    Most of the faster guys are Spaniards and we know what Armstrong thinks
    about them.

  6. Well of course! They have found a new undetectable drug or practice
    before he and his doctors have! He's [censored]! How dare they! 🙂

    Peace!

    Jonathan v.d. Sluis said:

    "Jamie Hyatt" <[email hidden]> schreef in bericht
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!...
    Jamie
    Columbia, SC.

    Most of the faster guys are Spaniards and we know what Armstrong thinks
    about them.

  7. Live report on Cyclingnews said that a crazed fan punched him in
    the stomach.

    Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Jamie Hyatt Now, if LA would have won today, or
    finished very closely behind Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have
    said, "That's Lance. He's ready for his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might
    get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!... Jamie Columbia, SC.

    --

  8. Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race. Lance will have
    the benefit of being a vastly superior tactician, so I think Mayo will have
    a bigger effect on Jan. The wildcard, in my book, remains Vino. Vino could
    pull something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still be competitive
    enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary TDF. I still say
    that Lance is most "likely" to win, but put his odds under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

  9. "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get


    stained!

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race. Lance will have
    the benefit of being a vastly superior tactician, so I think Mayo will


    have

    Quoted message said:

    a bigger effect on Jan. The wildcard, in my book, remains Vino. Vino


    could

    Quoted message said:

    pull something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still be competitive
    enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary TDF. I still


    say

    Quoted message said:

    that Lance is most "likely" to win, but put his odds under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

    Mayo has always seemed to have his moments of brilliance, but also his
    moments a bit off the back (or getting throttled ala stage Luz Ardiden last
    year). I think the constant high pace set by the postal team has taken its
    toll in past years and could do so again ... if the departure of
    Heras/arrival of Azevedo doesn't negatively impact that aspect of things.
    Lance's team has always made A difference. I think this year they might
    have to make THE difference.

    Bob C.

  10. On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 17:15:43 GMT, Mike Jacoubowsky <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get
    stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race. Lance will have
    the benefit of being a vastly superior tactician, so I think Mayo will
    have
    a bigger effect on Jan. The wildcard, in my book, remains Vino. Vino
    could
    pull something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still be competitive
    enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary TDF. I still
    say
    that Lance is most "likely" to win, but put his odds under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

    Just make doubly sure to extend the times. During the Giro, OLN changed
    the time for one of the stages, and I missed the end where Simoni took off.

    --
    Bob in CT
    Remove ".x" to reply

  11. Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes at the base of
    Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil Ligett exclaims, "pretending
    to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a feint.
    Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost it. It is so obvious
    it just might work.

    :-)

  12. I guess Simoni will be saying now that he'll be putting time into MAYO
    in the mountains of the TDF.

    Mike Jacoubowsky said:
    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Who needs excuses? It's going to be one heck of a race. Lance will have
    the benefit of being a vastly superior tactician, so I think Mayo will have
    a bigger effect on Jan. The wildcard, in my book, remains Vino. Vino could
    pull something out of a hat on a mountain stage and still be competitive
    enough in a TT to hold onto a lead.

    Lance, Jan, Vino, Tyler, Mayo... this could be a legendary TDF. I still say
    that Lance is most "likely" to win, but put his odds under 50%.

    Think I'm gonna have to get me a Tivo before the start!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

  13. "David Wuertele" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes at the base of
    Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil Ligett exclaims, "pretending
    to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a feint.
    Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost it. It is so obvious
    it just might work.

    :-)

    Rope-a-dope is what I believe Muhammed Ali called the technique.

    Nice theory, but this time I don't think so.

    Bob C.

  14. psycholist wrote in message ...

    Quoted message said:


    "David Wuertele" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes at the base of
    Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil Ligett exclaims, "pretending
    to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a feint.
    Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost it. It is so obvious
    it just might work.

    :-)

    Rope-a-dope is what I believe Muhammed Ali called the technique.

    Yes, and look where it left Ali long term. Lance is cooked whenever it gets
    hot, so the weather will again play a major role this year...

    Quoted message said:


    Nice theory, but this time I don't think so.

    Bob C.

  15. Jonathan v.d. Sluis said:

    Most of the faster guys are Spaniards and we know what Armstrong thinks
    about them.

    This may prove to be the most accurate comment, come the Tour in July.

  16. Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind Mayo,
    Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't want
    to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!...
    Jamie
    Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as evidence that
    he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly learned how to time
    trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious contender is
    Tyler.

  17. Steven said:

    Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind
    Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's
    ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't
    want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get
    stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!...
    Jamie
    Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as evidence that
    he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly learned how to time
    trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious contender is
    Tyler.

    True (although non-factor may be overstating it.) Last year Mayo lost 3:40
    to Lance in the TTT and 2:00 and 3:30 in the two ITTs. That's a lot of time
    to make up. However, because Mayo can only lose 2:30 max in the TTT, and may
    well take time out of Armstrong in the first ITT, he can be a definite thorn
    in the side, causing Armstrong and USPS to spend more energy this year
    keeping him close. Too bad Mayo can't borrow some of Zubeldia's TT prowess.

    I'm not convinced that today's result indicates how the two will do at La
    Mongie and Plateau de Beille. USPS's strength and Armstrong's explosiveness
    may well give him the edge in those two stages.

    Tyler, who took 1:30 out of Lance today has a much stronger team than Mayo
    and is a much better TTer as well (He only lost 30 seconds in the first ITT
    last year, and did better than Armstrong in the second, although Armstrong
    did let up once Ullrich fell.) Plus he knows USPS, Armstrong and Brunyeel
    very well. Much harder to bluff or trick into a stupid move.

    Should be a fantastic July. I'm off to the store to stock up on VCR
    cassettes. I anticipate a most enjoyable time on the trainer this winter.

  18. "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Steven said:

    Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind
    Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's
    ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't
    want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get
    stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!...
    Jamie
    Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as evidence that
    he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly learned how to time
    trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious contender is
    Tyler.

    True (although non-factor may be overstating it.) Last year Mayo lost 3:40
    to Lance in the TTT and 2:00 and 3:30 in the two ITTs. That's a lot of


    time

    Quoted message said:

    to make up. However, because Mayo can only lose 2:30 max in the TTT, and


    may

    Quoted message said:

    well take time out of Armstrong in the first ITT, he can be a definite


    thorn

    Quoted message said:

    in the side, causing Armstrong and USPS to spend more energy this year
    keeping him close. Too bad Mayo can't borrow some of Zubeldia's TT


    prowess.

    Quoted message said:


    I'm not convinced that today's result indicates how the two will do at La
    Mongie and Plateau de Beille. USPS's strength and Armstrong's


    explosiveness

    Quoted message said:

    may well give him the edge in those two stages.

    Tyler, who took 1:30 out of Lance today has a much stronger team than Mayo
    and is a much better TTer as well (He only lost 30 seconds in the first


    ITT

    Quoted message said:

    last year, and did better than Armstrong in the second, although Armstrong
    did let up once Ullrich fell.) Plus he knows USPS, Armstrong and Brunyeel
    very well. Much harder to bluff or trick into a stupid move.

    Should be a fantastic July. I'm off to the store to stock up on VCR
    cassettes. I anticipate a most enjoyable time on the trainer this winter.

    How strange it would be if Lance lost his TdF crown and another American
    donned it.

    Bob C.

  19. The next couple of days in the Dauphine may tell us more about Armstrong's
    climbing legs than today's result. Explainations from Tyler and Iban that
    Armstrong had a bad day not with standing, I have to think that the scent of
    Armstrong's blood is in the water for July. Last summer he was swarmed on
    after showing weakness. This year he goes into the Tour having shown
    weakness. Heras and Vino must be feeling very happy this evening.

    BTW, got a call from Rudy. He said Jan was so stoked by today's result that
    he went off to the clinic for an extra session of lipo.

    "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Steven said:

    Jamie Hyatt <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Now, if LA would have won today, or finished very closely behind
    Mayo, Lance obsessed lovers would have said, "That's Lance. He's
    ready for
    his 6th!"

    However, since he finished nearly 2 min down, I'm sure we'll see most
    noddles say, "Well, the Tour is still 3 weeks away and he wouldn't
    want to peak too soon."

    It's ok, don't get your shorts in a wad!....the chamois might get
    stained!

    Bring on the excuses!

    Peace!...
    Jamie
    Columbia, SC.

    Why would you have to be a Lance lover to use a win as evidence that
    he is ready for number 6?

    Why does today's results mean that Mayo suddenly learned how to time
    trial and won't lose 6:07+ to Lance ITT and TTT?

    Mayo is a non-factor for Lance. A much more serious contender is
    Tyler.

    True (although non-factor may be overstating it.) Last year Mayo lost 3:40
    to Lance in the TTT and 2:00 and 3:30 in the two ITTs. That's a lot of


    time

    Quoted message said:

    to make up. However, because Mayo can only lose 2:30 max in the TTT, and


    may

    Quoted message said:

    well take time out of Armstrong in the first ITT, he can be a definite


    thorn

    Quoted message said:

    in the side, causing Armstrong and USPS to spend more energy this year
    keeping him close. Too bad Mayo can't borrow some of Zubeldia's TT


    prowess.

    Quoted message said:


    I'm not convinced that today's result indicates how the two will do at La
    Mongie and Plateau de Beille. USPS's strength and Armstrong's


    explosiveness

    Quoted message said:

    may well give him the edge in those two stages.

    Tyler, who took 1:30 out of Lance today has a much stronger team than Mayo
    and is a much better TTer as well (He only lost 30 seconds in the first


    ITT

    Quoted message said:

    last year, and did better than Armstrong in the second, although Armstrong
    did let up once Ullrich fell.) Plus he knows USPS, Armstrong and Brunyeel
    very well. Much harder to bluff or trick into a stupid move.

    Should be a fantastic July. I'm off to the store to stock up on VCR
    cassettes. I anticipate a most enjoyable time on the trainer this winter.

  20. psycholist said:

    "David Wuertele" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Jamie> Bring on the excuses!

    Remember when Lance pulled the wool over Telekom's eyes at the base of
    Alpe D'Huez by, as Oracle of Truth Phil Ligett exclaims, "pretending
    to be in difficulty"?

    Well that's exactly what he has done on Ventoux. It is a feint.
    Lance wants Mayo and Hamilton to think he's lost it. It is so obvious
    it just might work.

    :-)

    Rope-a-dope is what I believe Muhammed Ali called the technique.

    Nice theory, but this time I don't think so.

    Je suis d'accord.

    Though both Mayo and Hamilton beat JVV's old record. Looking back on
    Mayo's form this season he's been smoking, but he did have an off day
    during the Veulta Asturias before scoring enough time in the last stage
    (coming in 3rd) to win GC.

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