Lesson 1

MagillaGorilla said:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=/photos/2006/features/doug_ellis/readingthemap_stage2

LESSON 1:

Use a half a pint of Vicks Nasal VapoRub underneath your nostrils.

The Jonathan Brand

If you're referring to the clear spunky substance on the young chap's
upper lip you're totally off base here. He doesn't have a cold. It's
actually Ellis' favorite new product in the Jonathan Brand pipeline,
Chamois Flavored Man Jam. Comes pre-loaded with your choice of
performance enhancing substances. Apparently, the only glitch so far is
in the delivery method - Well, Sideburns' aim really.

Thanks,

DA74

DA74 said:

MagillaGorilla said:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=/photos/2006/features/doug_e...

Quoted message said:

LESSON 1:

Quoted message said:

Use a half a pint of Vicks Nasal VapoRub underneath your nostrils.

Quoted message said:

The Jonathan BrandIf you're referring to the clear spunky substance on the young chap's

upper lip you're totally off base here. He doesn't have a cold. It's
actually Ellis' favorite new product in the Jonathan Brand pipeline,
Chamois Flavored Man Jam. Comes pre-loaded with your choice of
performance enhancing substances. Apparently, the only glitch so far is
in the delivery method - Well, Sideburns' aim really.

Thanks,

DA74

You should know. You are the expert on "Man Jam" since you've
conducted extensive experiments with CP on the subject and insisted on
telling us about it in great detail.
Bi

Bill C said:

You should know. You are the expert on "Man Jam" since you've
conducted extensive experiments with CP on the subject and insisted on
telling us about it in great detail.
Bi

Listen Bi,
I'll readily admit I've conducted extensive experiments with Man Jam
and do hold myself up as an expert of sorts but I believe I posted that
[censored] on a different forum. Wait, is your other newsgroup handle
"bigluginthetubneedsarub" by any chance? If so pm me and we'll talk.

In the meantime, reread your old post below and then tell me who the
real throater is here.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/ee9a67dbfc60bd0e

Thanks,
DA "Ball-Licker" 74

DA74 said:

Bill C said:

You should know. You are the expert on "Man Jam" since you've
conducted extensive experiments with CP on the subject and insisted on
telling us about it in great detail.
Bi

Listen Bi,
I'll readily admit I've conducted extensive experiments with Man Jam
and do hold myself up as an expert of sorts but I believe I posted that
[censored] on a different forum. Wait, is your other newsgroup handle
"bigluginthetubneedsarub" by any chance? If so pm me and we'll talk.

In the meantime, reread your old post below and then tell me who the
real throater is here.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/ee9a67dbfc60bd0e

Thanks,
DA "Ball-Licker" 74

Damn - somebody invite Doug Ellis and Mr. Hot Sauce into this thread.

Magilla

On 12/31/06 3:48 PM, in article
[email hidden], "DA74"

Quoted message said:

Bill C said:

You should know. You are the expert on "Man Jam" since you've
conducted extensive experiments with CP on the subject and insisted on
telling us about it in great detail.
Bi

Listen Bi,
I'll readily admit I've conducted extensive experiments with Man Jam
and do hold myself up as an expert of sorts but I believe I posted that
[censored] on a different forum. Wait, is your other newsgroup handle
"bigluginthetubneedsarub" by any chance? If so pm me and we'll talk.

In the meantime, reread your old post below and then tell me who the
real throater is here.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/ee9a67dbfc60bd0e

Thanks,
DA "Ball-Licker" 74

I think the key phrase in Bills archive post was "once in a while"!