Larry Varney please stop the madness

[Johnny NoCom]

Larry,
Please stop eating those roadkill animals you scoop up on your trike rides and please start drinking bottled water. All the heavy metal in backwoods water you drink along with diseased meat is ruining your mind.

The discussions here on A.R.B.R. are nothing to get all flustered about.

Go vegan bro.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom

 

[Larry Varney]

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Larry, Please stop eating those roadkill animals you scoop up on your trike
> rides and please start drinking bottled water. All the heavy metal in
> backwoods water you drink along with diseased meat is ruining your mind.
>
> The discussions here on A.R.B.R. are nothing to get all flustered about.
>
> Go vegan bro.
>
> Holiday Cheers, Johnny NoCom
>
>

Vegan? Do Oreos count?

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

 

[Johnny NoCom]

Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom

 

[Larry Varney]

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny NoCom
>
>

Yeah, but they're messy to eat with your hands. And besides, they make my
dog fart.

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

 

[Butch Smith]

Have a banana instead Varney. If you do not eat the entire banana you can use the rest to plug up a hole.

Butch


Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny NoCom
>
>

Yeah, but they're messy to eat with your hands. And besides, they make my
dog fart.

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

 

[Tom Sherman]

Johnny NoCom wrote:

> Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.

That is only effective on an upright. In the highly reclined rider
position (e.g. NoCom) it will retard forward progress.

--
Tom Sherman

 

[John Halliburton]

> That is only effective on an upright. In the highly reclined rider
> position (e.g. NoCom) it will retard forward progress.


Mostly because I knock myself out when I do it. ;>)

JHH

 

[FloridaBent]

>Larry Varney blamed the canine, saying:
>And besides, they make my
>dog fart.

Uh, Larry. That ain't the dog.


Bill, riding bent in Florida
(hence the screen name)

I may be old and fat, but by golly,

I'm Slow!

To e-mail, remove undies

 

[Larry Varney]

FloridaBent wrote:
>>Larry Varney blamed the canine, saying:
>>And besides, they make my
>>dog fart.
>
>
> Uh, Larry. That ain't the dog.
>
>
> Bill, riding bent in Florida
> (hence the screen name)
>
> I may be old and fat, but by golly,
>
> I'm Slow!
>
> To e-mail, remove undies

Sometimes it is! Honest!

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney