Language of FoodTV

On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:00:39 -0400, raymond <[email hidden]>

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Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around
a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an
easy way to get protein into them."

Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up".

SL is skinny enough to know all about fat.

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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:00:39 -0400, raymond <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around
a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an
easy way to get protein into them."

Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up".

SL is skinny enough to know all about fat.

Some kids need fattening up. Some don't. I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2".
I like hot dogs, slit lengthwise, stuffed with cheese, and bacon on top.
I bake them in a medium oven until the bacon is done (I sometimes nuke
the bacon a little first, until it is limp). I like these eaten with
knife and fork, with horseradish mustard. At my current weight, once or
twice a year is enough.

raymond said:

Wanna be a cook? Learn the proper use of the reduntant words "out" and
"up" and learn to glorify your work, regardless of its mediocrity.

Giada does it a lot:

Measure out
Thaw out
Grill up
Pack up (cookies)
My perfect (whatever)

SLee is worse:

Mix this up
Cook this up
Stir this up
Toast this up
While these are baking up
Finish off (my rice)
It's thickening up
Finish up
Press these down (patties)
My super super simple (whatever)
My phenomenal (whatever)
My wonderful (whatever)

Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around
a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an
easy way to get protein into them."

Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up".

You forgot "off," the most popular redundancy ever: cook off, sear
off, fry off, bake off, braise off, stew off, etc. etc. ad nauseum.
The competitors on Top Chef were particularly egregious, but many of
the FTV stars are guilty, too.

N.

raymond said:

Wanna be a cook? Learn the proper use of the reduntant words "out" and
"up" and learn to glorify your work, regardless of its mediocrity.

"Pop it into the oven!" I grow weary of hearing that phrase over and over.

Becca

raymond wrote:

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Quoted message said:

SLee is worse:

Mix this up
Cook this up
Stir this up
Toast this up
While these are baking up
Finish off (my rice)
It's thickening up
Finish up
Press these down (patties)
My super super simple (whatever)
My phenomenal (whatever)
My wonderful (whatever)

"What I want you to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"All you have to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"Just come in here with your..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"Just go in with your..."
"All you have to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."

Quoted message said:

Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around
a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an
easy way to get protein into them."

Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up".

But... but... it's just like gourmet!

(pout) Gordon likes it. (pout)

<just stir in some vanilla extract and food coloring and spread it all
over the top. it's fine>

Dan Abel said:

In article said:

raymond said:

Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon
around a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and
it's an easy way to get protein into them."

Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up".

SL is skinny enough to know all about fat.

Some kids need fattening up. Some don't. I weighed 135 pounds at
6'2".

I hate you.

Brian

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Dan Abel said:

I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2".

WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and
that's a skinny man.

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sf said:

Dan Abel said:

I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2".

WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and
that's a skinny man.

Dang, I'm 146 at 5'7". I must be HUGE in comparison. :-(

kili

In article said:

Dan Abel said:

I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2".

WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and
that's a skinny man.

It wasn't pleasant.

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kilikini said:

sf said:

Dan Abel said:

I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2".

WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and
that's a skinny man.

Dang, I'm 146 at 5'7". I must be HUGE in comparison. :-(

We're on the rfc mugshots page. I'm about 170 pounds now.

Language of FoodTV

Group: rec.food.cooking Date: Thu, Jun 14, 2007, 10:00pm From:
[email hidden] (raymond)
Wanna be a cook? Learn the proper use of the reduntant words "out" and
"up" and learn to glorify your work, regardless of its mediocrity.
Giada does it a lot:
Measure out
Thaw out
Grill up
Pack up (cookies)
My perfect (whatever)
SLee is worse:
Mix this up
Cook this up
Stir this up
Toast this up
While these are baking up
Finish off (my rice)
It's thickening up
Finish up
Press these down (patties)
My super super simple (whatever)
My phenomenal (whatever)
My wonderful (whatever)
Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around a
hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an easy
way to get protein into them."
Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up".

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Quoted message said:

You forgot "off," the most popular redundancy ever: cook off, sear
off, fry off, bake off, braise off, stew off, etc. etc. ad nauseum.
The competitors on Top Chef were particularly egregious, but many of
the FTV stars are guilty, too.

N.

For whatever reason, that's pretty common in commercial kitchens. As is
f*** off, during the height of Friday or Saturday night's dinner service!