Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

What's odd about this is that Owen Wilson has a thing for
chicks that look like LANCE's mom.

Bob Schwartz

The Czar said:

Quoted message said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at some
joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door told
them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous words "do
you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob Roll but we
still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how bout those
aplles?

Bob Schwartz said:

What's odd about this is that Owen Wilson has a thing for chicks that look
like LANCE's mom.

Serendipity.

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

If this is true, big +1 to the guy at the door. He knew _exactly_ who
he was speaking to. Nobody who knows "Bob Roll" doesn't also know
"LANCE". Really brightened up my to-this-point-ugly Monday morning
(major server crash).

tf

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

Great story--give those reservation people medals!

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Mark & Steven Bornfeld said:

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

Great story--give those reservation people medals!

I'd make it a point to go to that cafe if I knew the name. If I was
standing in line I would have embarrassed him for such schmucky
behavior. For future reference, which is preferable?
"Hey Uniballer! The line starts back there!" (watch him turn red)
"Sheryl? Sheryl Crow?! How are you?" (watch him get whiplash)
{insert your wise ass comment here}

R

R

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

My guess- the Bob Roll and "do you know who I am?" parts are urban
legend. Who cares about LA besides us? He was with Kate bleeping
Hudson, Goldie Hawn's gorgeous daughter. However, it does seem to be
true that they were turned away:

Quoted message said:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06152008/gossip/pagesix/spinning_wheels_115584.htm

I think a better urban legend would be more like this:
"Do you know who I am?"
"Certainly, Mr. LeMond. You've always been one of my heroes, unlike
that doper what's-his-name."
-Paul

RicodJour said:

Mark & Steven Bornfeld said:

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

Great story--give those reservation people medals!

I'd make it a point to go to that cafe if I knew the name. If I was
standing in line I would have embarrassed him for such schmucky
behavior. For future reference, which is preferable?
"Hey Uniballer! The line starts back there!" (watch him turn red)
"Sheryl? Sheryl Crow?! How are you?" (watch him get whiplash)
{insert your wise ass comment here}

R

R

Tooor day Fance!

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Quoted message said:

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

He is thowing one-balled humps into Kate Hudson. You're not. How
'bout them "aplles"?

Cumon, the Czarina is hot!

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Paul G. said:

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

My guess- the Bob Roll and "do you know who I am?" parts are urban
legend. Who cares about LA besides us? He was with Kate bleeping
Hudson, Goldie Hawn's gorgeous daughter. However, it does seem to be
true that they were turned away:

Quoted message said:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06152008/gossip/pagesix/spinning_wheels_115584.htm

I think a better urban legend would be more like this:
"Do you know who I am?"
"Certainly, Mr. LeMond. You've always been one of my heroes, unlike
that doper what's-his-name."
-Paul

Works for me.

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

"The Czar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?"

That's so low class (if true). What would've be real classy ..... "do
you know who I was?"

Phil H

Dans le message de news:[email hidden],
Phil Holman <piholmanc@yourservice> a réfléchi, et puis a déclaré :

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"The Czar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?"

That's so low class (if true). What would've be real classy ..... "do
you know who I was?"

Phil H

Nicely subtle! Ergo, disqualified from RBR. But nice.

The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

The "Cafe" was Rao's. When they say the place is mobbed, they mean
it. Seriously, there's only been one fatal shooting in the place.
Rao's has only 10 tables, and they are all owned by regulars, mostly
famous people. Even when they are not there, no one can use the
table. Sometimes a regular will allow a friend to use the table.
Sometimes a table will be sold to another famous personby the owner.
Sometimes space is available at the bar for walk-ins. You don't just
walk in and ask for a table. You have to know someone.

Much the same food can be had at Piatti d'Oro at Fifth and 118th St,
or Piatti d'Oro 2 off First Avenue on 108th St. There might be a wait
for a table, but you'll get it the same night.

Paul G. said:

My guess- the Bob Roll and "do you know who I am?" parts are urban
legend. Who cares about LA besides us? He was with Kate bleeping
Hudson, Goldie Hawn's gorgeous daughter. However, it does seem to be
true that they were turned away:

It almost seems like you're interested in the underlying facts of this
story. Either I'm mistaken, or else you're confused about the nature of
this particular forum.

Sandy said:

Nicely subtle! Ergo, disqualified from RBR. But nice.

Hey some of us grok irony, so subtlety should be easy.

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The Czar said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

The "Cafe" was Rao's. When they say the place is mobbed, they mean
it. Seriously, there's only been one fatal shooting in the place.
Rao's has only 10 tables, and they are all owned by regulars, mostly
famous people. Even when they are not there, no one can use the
table. Sometimes a regular will allow a friend to use the table.
Sometimes a table will be sold to another famous personby the owner.
Sometimes space is available at the bar for walk-ins. You don't just
walk in and ask for a table. You have to know someone.

Much the same food can be had at Piatti d'Oro at Fifth and 118th St,
or Piatti d'Oro 2 off First Avenue on 108th St. There might be a wait
for a table, but you'll get it the same night.

http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm

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Quoted message said:

On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar <[email hidden]> wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?

Quoted message said:

The "Cafe" was Rao's. When they say the place is mobbed, they mean
it. Seriously, there's only been one fatal shooting in the place.
Rao's has only 10 tables, and they are all owned by regulars, mostly
famous people. Even when they are not there, no one can use the
table. Sometimes a regular will allow a friend to use the table.
Sometimes a table will be sold to another famous personby the owner.
Sometimes space is available at the bar for walk-ins. You don't just
walk in and ask for a table. You have to know someone.

Quoted message said:

Much the same food can be had at Piatti d'Oro at Fifth and 118th St,
or Piatti d'Oro 2 off First Avenue on 108th St. There might be a wait
for a table, but you'll get it the same night.

http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm

Regis, Pataki and Woody? I just lost all interest in the place.

R

In article <[email hidden]>,

Donald Munro said:

Sandy said:

Nicely subtle! Ergo, disqualified from RBR. But nice.

Hey some of us grok irony, so subtlety should be easy.

Subtlety didn't die after 9-11.

--
tanx,
Howard

The bloody pubs are bloody dull
The bloody clubs are bloody full
Of bloody girls and bloody guys
With bloody murder in their eyes

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

RicodJour said:

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On Jun 16, 8:57 pm, [email hidden] wrote:

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Quoted message said:

On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar <[email hidden]> wrote:

Quoted message said:

http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm

Regis, Pataki and Woody? I just lost all interest in the place.

You couldn't get in anyway.

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RicodJour said:

Regis, Pataki and Woody? I just lost all interest in the place.

You couldn't get in anyway.

I never said I wanted to go there, I just said that I lost all
interest in the place. Thanks for being obtuse and pointing out the
obvious.

R