Lance's Magic Chamois Lube

Single frame it and look for lace around some of the edges,
it's Sheryl's Chamois Lube.

"John Everett"

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out
what he was using? If I'd taped it I could have single
framed through and perhaps figured it out.

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I thought his whole diversion of the name was st00pit.

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Single frame it and look for lace around some of the
edges, it's Sheryl's Chamois Lube.

"John Everett"

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out
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JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded, has
casual flings with somwone the crowd, and may be using, but
this her right to do so isn't it? Attacking her because she
used to have millions is just wrong. You say she is a
grandma, but she can't be over 59.

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out
what he was using? If I'd taped it I could have single
framed through and perhaps figured it out.

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I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure
out what chamois cream he was using. All I could see is
that he sure used a lot of it and said; "I finally found
one that works." When asked what brand, Lance said he won't
say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he pulled
the shorts up.

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out
what he was using? If I'd taped it I could have single
framed through and perhaps figured it out.

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I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure
out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used a
lot of it and said; "I finally found one that works." When
asked what brand, Lance said

he

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won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he
pulled the shorts up.

I thought the Assos logo on the jar was pretty obvious.

Bob C.

VAGISIL extra strength for ultra rashed warn out ........

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I thought the Assos logo on the jar was pretty obvious.

Bob C.

I have the Assos chamois cream, didn't look the same to me,
what brand do you have? -tom

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VAGISIL extra strength for ultra rashed warn out ........

As Norman Mailer once famously explained, it's fine once you
get up past the worn-out part. --TP

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JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded, has
casual flings with somwone the crowd, and may be using,
but this her right to do so isn't it? Attacking her
because she used to have millions is just wrong. You say
she is a grandma, but she can't be over 59.

Mitio Vitatli <[email hidden]>

who the hell are you talking about? Dave

I thought he said a "small bike brand" and wanted to keep it
secret cause it might conflict with another sponsorship...

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what he was using? If I'd taped it I could have single
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I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure
out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used a
lot of it and said; "I finally found one that works." When
asked what brand, Lance said

he

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won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he
pulled the shorts up.

It was in a jar, like Assos, but didn't look like the Assos
logo ... Definitely not Chamois Butt'r which comes in a
squeeze bottle. I'm thinking it might have been Café
Chamois Crème.

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I thought he said a "small bike brand" and wanted to keep
it secret cause it might conflict with another
sponsorship...

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out
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I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't
figure out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used
a lot of it and said; "I finally found one that works."
When asked what brand, Lance said

he

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won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he
pulled the shorts up.

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It was in a jar, like Assos, but didn't look like the
Assos logo ... Definitely not Chamois Butt'r which comes
in a squeeze bottle. I'm thinking it might have been Café
Chamois Crème.

Which is the one that comes with the cortico-steroid?

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JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded, has
casual flings with somwone the crowd, and may be using,
but this her right to do so isn't it? Attacking her
because she used to have millions is just wrong. You say
she is a grandma, but she can't be over 59.

It seems to me that Sheryl has had TWO top ten singles
as of late. Lots of artists would kill to have a career
that faded.

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JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded,
has casual flings with somwone the crowd, and may be
using, but this her right to do so isn't it? Attacking
her because she used to have millions is just wrong. You
say she is a grandma, but she can't be over 59.

It seems to me that Sheryl has had TWO top ten singles
as of late. Lots of artists would kill to have a career
that faded.

I think she makes more money in a month than Lance makes in
a year Dave

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure
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single framed through and perhaps figured it out.

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I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't
figure out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used
a lot of it and said; "I finally found one that works."
When asked what brand, Lance said

he

Quoted message said:

won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he
pulled the shorts up.

I thought the Assos logo on the jar was pretty obvious.

Bob C.

It looked to be Assos as well. Even had the red top and
bottom lines on it. I'm sure this will spur on huge
business for Assos - since if it works for Lance, it must
work for me.

-a (Assos chamois cream user for quite a few years)

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Yep, right colour, too. Maybe he mixes in some olive oil,
just to be secret.

You know, this is the weirdest thread in a long while. A
different kind of weird. Not the repetitive kind of weird
like the why-do- my-tax-dollars-support-LANCE'S-team threads
that pop up so frequently where the same people make the
same points before petering out. Not the guilty pleasure of
the Iraq political threads, where you know you shouldn't do
it but you just don't have the willpower to resist.

This is a different, unique, and refreshing brand of
weirdness. This thread illustrates why we write the name of
the only rider that matters as LANCE rather than Lance.
Because no detail is too small or irrelevant when it comes
to THE ONLY RIDER THAT MATTERS.

Bob Schwartz [email hidden]

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You know, this is the weirdest thread in a long while. A
different kind of weird. Not the repetitive kind of weird
like the why-do- my-tax-dollars-support-LANCE'S-team
threads that pop up so frequently where the same people
make the same points before petering out. Not the guilty
pleasure of the Iraq political threads, where you know
you shouldn't do it but you just don't have the willpower
to resist.

This is a different, unique, and refreshing brand of
weirdness. This thread illustrates why we write the name of
the only rider that matters as LANCE rather than Lance.
Because no detail is too small or irrelevant when it comes
to THE ONLY RIDER THAT MATTERS.

Since I started the thread I have to admit my motive was to
try to find a chamois lube that works better that the
Vaseline I've been using for years. I have a practically
unused bottle of Paceline Chamois Butt'r, which I found to
be unacceptable.

I figured anyone (stress ANYONE) who spends as much time
in the saddle as LANCE would have sussed this out by now.
If for some reason the show was "The Tyler Chronicles"
and had the same scene I probably would have asked the
same question.

So ASSOS Chamois Creme it is! Expensive, but perhaps I'll
give it a try.

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