Lance's Magic Chamois Lube

Single frame it and look for lace around some of the edges, it's Sheryl's
Chamois Lube.

"John Everett"

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out what he was
using? If I'd taped it I could have single framed through and perhaps
figured it out.

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I thought his whole diversion of the name was st00pit.

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Single frame it and look for lace around some of the edges, it's Sheryl's
Chamois Lube.

"John Everett"

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out what he was
using? If I'd taped it I could have single framed through and perhaps
figured it out.

jeverett3<AT>earthlink<DOT>net http://home.earthlink.net/~jeverett3

JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded, has casual flings
with somwone the crowd, and may be using, but this her right to do so
isn't it? Attacking her because she used to have millions is just wrong.
You say she is a grandma, but she can't be over 59.

Mitio Vitatli <[email hidden]>

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out what he was
using? If I'd taped it I could have single framed through and perhaps
figured it out.

jeverett3<AT>earthlink<DOT>net http://home.earthlink.net/~jeverett3

I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure out what chamois
cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used a lot of it and
said; "I finally found one that works." When asked what brand, Lance said he
won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he pulled the shorts
up.

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out what he was
using? If I'd taped it I could have single framed through and perhaps
figured it out.

jeverett3<AT>earthlink<DOT>net http://home.earthlink.net/~jeverett3

I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used a lot of it and
said; "I finally found one that works." When asked what brand, Lance said

he

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won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he pulled the shorts
up.

I thought the Assos logo on the jar was pretty obvious.

Bob C.

VAGISIL extra strength for ultra rashed warn out ........

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figured it out.

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I thought the Assos logo on the jar was pretty obvious.

Bob C.

I have the Assos chamois cream, didn't look the same to me, what brand do
you have?
-tom

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VAGISIL extra strength for ultra rashed warn out ........

As Norman Mailer once famously explained, it's fine once you get up past the
worn-out part. --TP

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JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded, has casual flings
with somwone the crowd, and may be using, but this her right to do so
isn't it? Attacking her because she used to have millions is just wrong.
You say she is a grandma, but she can't be over 59.

Mitio Vitatli <[email hidden]>

who the hell are you talking about?
Dave

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I have the Assos chamois cream, didn't look the same to me, what brand do
you have?
-tom

[censored], SLW, ""I use [censored] Chapping Kreem approved by Krispy, and wipe it
on my "Magic Wand" when I want to go faster, or on my bicycle seat"".
Stinking Lance Wantabees (SLWs). He is over the hill, get used to it or
go buy some ELA.

ELA-Thanks to the advances in modern genetic science, DNA samples have
been obtained from Lance from roadside pitstops in France. This new
cellular material has been grown in large amounts and mixed into a
refreshing orange drink especially for consumption by bicycle racing
enthusiasts.

The drink is labeled ELA for "Elixir of Lance Armstrong", and is boldly
decorated with labels of former companies that used to support Lance.
A perfect balance of electrolytes and proteins, a must have, winning
combination for the Tour De France. Instead of Lance Armstrong
just fading away, he will continue to race with anyone who purchases
ELA, only $39.99 per 3 oz bottle. You can Help. Reserve your case
of ELA now! For those that prefer an Injectable form, ELA is also
available in disposable 3cc syringes. Somewhat salty too

-Organization for the Preservation of Lance Armstrong (OPLA)
Cho Itho, president
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I thought he said a "small bike brand" and wanted to keep it secret cause it
might conflict with another sponsorship...

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out what he was
using? If I'd taped it I could have single framed through and perhaps
figured it out.

jeverett3<AT>earthlink<DOT>net http://home.earthlink.net/~jeverett3

I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used a lot of it and
said; "I finally found one that works." When asked what brand, Lance said

he

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won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he pulled the shorts
up.

Skippy Peanut-butter is cheaper, won't discolor if you have the [censored]. And
for that magic wand, they even make it in extra crunchy.

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I have the Assos chamois cream, didn't look the same to me, what brand do
you have?
-tom

[censored], SLW, ""I use [censored] Chapping Kreem approved by Krispy, and wipe it
on my "Magic Wand" when I want to go faster, or on my bicycle seat"".
Stinking Lance Wantabees (SLWs). He is over the hill, get used to it or
go buy some ELA.

It was in a jar, like Assos, but didn't look like the Assos logo ...
Definitely not Chamois Butt'r which comes in a squeeze bottle. I'm thinking
it might have been Café Chamois Crème.

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Walton said:

I thought he said a "small bike brand" and wanted to keep it secret cause it
might conflict with another sponsorship...

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out what he was
using? If I'd taped it I could have single framed through and perhaps
figured it out.

jeverett3<AT>earthlink<DOT>net http://home.earthlink.net/~jeverett3

I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used a lot of it and
said; "I finally found one that works." When asked what brand, Lance said

he

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won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he pulled the shorts
up.

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Steven L. Sheffield said:

It was in a jar, like Assos, but didn't look like the Assos logo ...
Definitely not Chamois Butt'r which comes in a squeeze bottle. I'm thinking
it might have been Café Chamois Crème.

Which is the one that comes with the cortico-steroid?

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JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded, has casual flings
with somwone the crowd, and may be using, but this her right to do so
isn't it? Attacking her because she used to have millions is just wrong.
You say she is a grandma, but she can't be over 59.

It seems to me that Sheryl has had TWO top ten singles as of late. Lots of
artists would kill to have a career that faded.

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JE-

Why kick her? Just because her music career has faded, has casual flings
with somwone the crowd, and may be using, but this her right to do so
isn't it? Attacking her because she used to have millions is just wrong.
You say she is a grandma, but she can't be over 59.

It seems to me that Sheryl has had TWO top ten singles as of late. Lots of
artists would kill to have a career that faded.

I think she makes more money in a month than Lance makes in a year
Dave

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Did anyone who watched "The Lance Chronicles" figure out what he was
using? If I'd taped it I could have single framed through and perhaps
figured it out.

jeverett3<AT>earthlink<DOT>net http://home.earthlink.net/~jeverett3

I saw the "The Lance Chronicles" also, but couldn't figure out what

chamois

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cream he was using. All I could see is that he sure used a lot of it and
said; "I finally found one that works." When asked what brand, Lance said

he

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won't say, it's a secrete. Love that expression when he pulled the shorts
up.

I thought the Assos logo on the jar was pretty obvious.

Bob C.

It looked to be Assos as well. Even had the red top and bottom lines
on it. I'm sure this will spur on huge business for Assos - since if
it works for Lance, it must work for me.

-a (Assos chamois cream user for quite a few years)

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Yep, right colour, too. Maybe he mixes in some olive oil, just to be
secret.