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  1. http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

  2. [email hidden] schreef:

    Quoted message said:

    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

    Good stuff, but it needs a photo of Lance's mom.

  3. LindaWallingLookalike said:

    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

    Lafferty is that you ?

  4. Quoted message said:

    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

    I can find hotter in any local shopping mall.

    Magilla

  5. MagillaGorilla said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

    I can find hotter in any local shopping mall.

    I went to my local any shopping mall yesterday, all the good-looking
    women came running and screaming out the door, I had to jump aside to
    keep from being trampled.

    Zat you? --D-y

  6. Quoted message said:

    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

    Haha.

    Cherl Crow is cool. I think Tory Burch is cool too.

  7. On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:48:22 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    John Forrest Tomlinson said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

    Haha.

    Cherl Crow is cool. I think Tory Burch is cool too.

    Quoted message said:

    Sheryl Crow's last 2 boyfriends killed themselves after she dumped them.
    How cool is that, JT?

    It's interesting for sure.

    Quoted message said:

    You'll never see Eddie van Halen go on Oprah after him and Val split.

    I don't even know what you're talking about - but stick with it, I'm
    sure someone will find it intereting.

  8. John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:48:22 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    On Thu, 29 May 2008 21:41:10 -0700 (PDT),
    [email hidden] wrote:

    >http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/lances_ladies#18293

    Haha.

    Cherl Crow is cool. I think Tory Burch is cool too.

    Quoted message said:

    Sheryl Crow's last 2 boyfriends killed themselves after she dumped them.
    How cool is that, JT?

    It's interesting for sure.

    Quoted message said:

    You'll never see Eddie van Halen go on Oprah after him and Val split.

    I don't even know what you're talking about - but stick with it, I'm
    sure someone will find it intereting.

    I suggest you pick up the pace and take a pull...or get dropped.

    Magilla

  9. On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:51:00 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:48:22 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You'll never see Eddie van Halen go on Oprah after him and Val split.

    I don't even know what you're talking about - but stick with it, I'm
    sure someone will find it intereting.

    I suggest you pick up the pace and take a pull...or get dropped.

    Wasn't Eddie van Halen a singer from the 1950s or something....

  10. John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:51:00 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:48:22 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >You'll never see Eddie van Halen go on Oprah after him and Val split.

    I don't even know what you're talking about - but stick with it, I'm
    sure someone will find it intereting.

    I suggest you pick up the pace and take a pull...or get dropped.

    Wasn't Eddie van Halen a singer from the 1950s or something....

    Eddie van Halen was, and still is, JESUS.

    Magilla

  11. MagillaGorilla said:

    Eddie van Halen was, and still is, JESUS.

    Jesus Manzano ?

  12. MagillaGorilla said:
    John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:51:00 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:

    > On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:48:22 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>
    > wrote:

    Quoted message said:

    >> You'll never see Eddie van Halen go on Oprah after him and Val split.
    >
    >
    > I don't even know what you're talking about - but stick with it, I'm
    > sure someone will find it intereting.

    I suggest you pick up the pace and take a pull...or get dropped.

    Wasn't Eddie van Halen a singer from the 1950s or something....

    Eddie van Halen was, and still is, JESUS.

    How long has He been dead?

    Bob Schwartz

  13. He sucks, but then, so does EVH these days

  14. Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:
    John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:51:00 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>
    wrote:


    How long has He been dead?

    Bob Schwartz

    "Not dead, just resting"

    http://tinyurl.com/2r7h6b

    --
    Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
    http://www.dentaltwins.com
    Brooklyn, NY
    718-258-5001

  15. On Jun 1, 8:20 am, Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:51:00 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:48:22 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>
    >> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >>> You'll never see Eddie van Halen go on Oprah after him and Val split.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >> I don't even know what you're talking about - but stick with it, I'm
    >> sure someone will find it intereting.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > I suggest you pick up the pace and take a pull...or get dropped.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Wasn't Eddie van Halen a singer from the 1950s or something....

    Quoted message said:

    Eddie van Halen was, and still is, JESUS.

    How long has He been dead?

    Dumbasses,

    At least since September 2007:

    Please watch this. For the sake of the children.
    It's the most wheels-off performance since 7-Eleven's
    Tour TTT.

    If you think the guitar lead at 2:00 isn't enough,
    wait for DLR's pony ride at 4:00.

    This is what finally convinced me that the
    Eighties are actually over.

    Ben

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted post said:

    On Jun 1, 8:20 am, Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    How long has He been dead?

    Dumbasses,

    At least since September 2007:

    Please watch this. For the sake of the children.
    It's the most wheels-off performance since 7-Eleven's
    Tour TTT.

    If you think the guitar lead at 2:00 isn't enough,
    wait for DLR's pony ride at 4:00.

    This is what finally convinced me that the
    Eighties are actually over.

    Jeebus that was craptastic. EvH missed almost as many notes as that eight year old
    shredder earlier in the thread. Tuning? Huh? Whuzzat? Oh well, at least we didn't
    have to hear DLR yelping like a dog that just got it's paw stepped on (though the
    pony ride was inspiring - at least as long as it lasted).

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Whatever happened to
    Leon Trotsky?
    He got an icepick
    That made his ears burn.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  17. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Howard Kveck said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted post said:

    On Jun 1, 8:20 am, Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    How long has He been dead?

    Dumbasses,

    At least since September 2007:

    Please watch this. For the sake of the children.
    It's the most wheels-off performance since 7-Eleven's
    Tour TTT.

    If you think the guitar lead at 2:00 isn't enough,
    wait for DLR's pony ride at 4:00.

    This is what finally convinced me that the
    Eighties are actually over.

    Jeebus that was craptastic. EvH missed almost as many notes as that eight
    year old
    shredder earlier in the thread. Tuning? Huh? Whuzzat? Oh well, at least we
    didn't
    have to hear DLR yelping like a dog that just got it's paw stepped on (though
    the
    pony ride was inspiring - at least as long as it lasted).

    As best as I can figure from the video's comments, the problem was that
    the guitar tuning was knocked out of whack. The dissenting theory was a
    synth track played back at the wrong speed, which isn't very likely.

    At any rate, the riding microphone was just a bit sad, and we can't
    blame tuning for that.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
    "In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

  18. Ryan Cousineau schreef:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    At any rate, the riding microphone was just a bit sad,

    You practicing your ability for understatement? Well done.

  19. Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Howard Kveck said:

    "[email hidden]" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    On Jun 1, 8:20 am, Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > How long has He been dead?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Dumbasses,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    At least since September 2007:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please watch this.  For the sake of the children.
    It's the most wheels-off performance since 7-Eleven's
    Tour TTT.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    If you think the guitar lead at 2:00 isn't enough,
    wait for DLR's pony ride at 4:00.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    This is what finally convinced me that the
    Eighties are actually over.

    Quoted message said:

    Jeebus that was craptastic. EvH missed almost as many notes as that eight
       year old
    shredder earlier in the thread. Tuning? Huh? Whuzzat? Oh well, at least we
    didn't
    have to hear DLR yelping like a dog that just got it's paw stepped on (though
    the
    pony ride was inspiring - at least as long as it lasted).

    As best as I can figure from the video's comments, the problem was that
    the guitar tuning was knocked out of whack. The dissenting theory was a
    synth track played back at the wrong speed, which isn't very likely.

    At any rate, the riding microphone was just a bit sad, and we can't
    blame tuning for that.

    There's a more musically literate discussion at
    http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/jump-in-pitch/
    http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/whos-right-slap-fight/
    although it is hard to figure out who's right.
    Then, I just found, there is an expert Commission
    of Inquiry at
    http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/10/van-halens-jump.html

    I blame the guitar tuning, because guitarists and out-of-tune
    go together like Bobby Julich and pavement. As for an
    explanation for this fiasco? The best I can come up with
    is that Eddie's guitar tech is Doug Feith.

    My theory doesn't explain DLR taking a bouncy ride
    on a giant phallic microphone, but I think that's going
    to stay one of Rumsfeld's unknown unknowns.

    Ben

  20. On Jun 4, 10:43 am, "[email hidden]" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
     Howard Kveck <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "[email hidden]" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > On Jun 1, 8:20 am, Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]>
    > wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > > How long has He been dead?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Dumbasses,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > At least since September 2007:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Please watch this.  For the sake of the children.
    > It's the most wheels-off performance since 7-Eleven's
    > Tour TTT.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > If you think the guitar lead at 2:00 isn't enough,
    > wait for DLR's pony ride at 4:00.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > This is what finally convinced me that the
    > Eighties are actually over.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Jeebus that was craptastic. EvH missed almost as many notes as that eight
       year old
    shredder earlier in the thread. Tuning? Huh? Whuzzat? Oh well, at least we
    didn't
    have to hear DLR yelping like a dog that just got it's paw stepped on (though
    the
    pony ride was inspiring - at least as long as it lasted).

    Quoted message said:

    As best as I can figure from the video's comments, the problem was that
    the guitar tuning was knocked out of whack. The dissenting theory was a
    synth track played back at the wrong speed, which isn't very likely.

    Quoted message said:

    At any rate, the riding microphone was just a bit sad, and we can't
    blame tuning for that.

    There's a more musically literate discussion at
     http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/jump-in-pitch/
     http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/whos-right-slap-fight/
    although it is hard to figure out who's right.
    Then, I just found, there is an expert Commission
    of Inquiry at
     http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/10/van-halens-jump.html

    I blame the guitar tuning, because guitarists and out-of-tune
    go together like Bobby Julich and pavement.

    Properly strung and adjusted guitars do not go out of tune easily,
    even those with floating whammy bars.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    2^(1/12),48/44.1


    ans =
    1.0594630943593
    ans =
    1.08843537414966

    Quoted message said:

    As for an
    explanation for this fiasco?  The best I can come up with
    is that Eddie's guitar tech is Doug Feith.

    I have not been able to rule out sampling, if you're talking about the
    mismatch. But if your asking why didn't professionals stop and fix
    the broken setup -- whatever it was -- well that is truly strange.

    Quoted message said:

    My theory doesn't explain DLR taking a bouncy ride
    on a giant phallic microphone, but I think that's going
    to stay one of Rumsfeld's unknown unknowns.

    It is just "unknown."

    Weirdly, he probably still had his choice of hot chicks after the
    show.

    "It is good to be the rock star." -- BF starring in _The Search for
    the Holy Grail_

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