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  1. From an alterno Canadian newspaper sports columnist a couple days ago:

    .... "Maybe he (Barry Bonds) is a freak. It's certainly possible. Lance
    Armstrong is a freak. And there have been whispers about Lance hitting the
    juice cycles, maybe even human growth hormone, that have haunted him for
    years. Cycling was nearly destroyed by the damage of illegal stimulant and
    steroid use, nothing would surprise me, but you want to put your faith into
    Lance doing it clean. Having said that, and by ways of a movie review, I
    just rented Dodgeball and have to admit - Lance is a really, really good
    actor. On the scale where the bottom is Wayne Gretzky's appearance on
    Saturday Night Live, and at the top is O.J. putting on the glove, Lance is
    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the guy
    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    .... more: http://www.xenmagazine.com/article.php?story=2004121513154753

  2. Lance is

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    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the guy
    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids anymore?
    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike shop
    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live happily
    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

  3. "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Lance is

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    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

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    Quoted message said:

    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

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    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

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    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

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    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    not K. Papai

  4. "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Lance is

    Quoted message said:

    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

  5. "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Lance is

    Quoted message said:

    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

  6. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Lance is
    > even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:

    > flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly,


    like

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    Class in this case is defined as 1) not been proven to have doped; 2)
    retiring while competitive, unlike Cipo. I set a low bar.

  7. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance is
    > even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:

    > flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly,


    like

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    I think if Lance wins the Giro and some more of the classics, that will go a
    long way in giving him some class, regardless of the UCI ranking in my book.
    Retiring on just the TDF seems like a one sided career, but its still very
    impressive. Add the other tours and a few more wins of the big classics and
    he will really be someone the in annuls of cycling history. Right now I
    still look at him as a TDF wondeboy who has it down to a science, but I am
    waiting for Paris-R, Giro, Vuelta, throw in a couple other classics. Paris-R
    is the one I am waiting for. Go get it Lance!

    B-

  8. "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    > Lance is
    > > even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look:
    > > the
    guy
    > > flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."
    >
    > Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids
    anymore?
    > When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike
    shop
    > in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live
    happily
    > ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly,


    like

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    Class in this case is defined as 1) not been proven to have doped; 2)
    retiring while competitive, unlike Cipo. I set a low bar.

    Set the bar low enough and even Johnny NC could have class.

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