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  1. From an alterno Canadian newspaper sports columnist a couple days ago:

    .... "Maybe he (Barry Bonds) is a freak. It's certainly possible. Lance
    Armstrong is a freak. And there have been whispers about Lance hitting the
    juice cycles, maybe even human growth hormone, that have haunted him for
    years. Cycling was nearly destroyed by the damage of illegal stimulant and
    steroid use, nothing would surprise me, but you want to put your faith into
    Lance doing it clean. Having said that, and by ways of a movie review, I
    just rented Dodgeball and have to admit - Lance is a really, really good
    actor. On the scale where the bottom is Wayne Gretzky's appearance on
    Saturday Night Live, and at the top is O.J. putting on the glove, Lance is
    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the guy
    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    .... more: http://www.xenmagazine.com/article.php?story=2004121513154753

  2. Lance is

    Quoted message said:

    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the guy
    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids anymore?
    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike shop
    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live happily
    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

  3. "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Lance is

    Quoted message said:

    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    not K. Papai

  4. "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Lance is

    Quoted message said:

    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

  5. "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:Gz1xd.3558$nN6.1896@edtnps84...

    Quoted message said:

    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance is

    Quoted message said:

    even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly, like
    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

  6. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:Gz1xd.3558$nN6.1896@edtnps84...

    Quoted message said:

    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance is
    > even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:

    > flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly,


    like

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    Class in this case is defined as 1) not been proven to have doped; 2)
    retiring while competitive, unlike Cipo. I set a low bar.

  7. In rec.bicycles.racing B. Lafferty said:

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    Why would you think that? Walsh doesn't have [censored]. His best
    material is he-said/she-said [censored].

    I'm as cynical as anyone. OK, I'm as cynical as almost anyone.
    But he doesn't have [censored].

    Bob Schwartz
    [email hidden]

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    In rec.bicycles.racing B. Lafferty said:

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    Why would you think that? Walsh doesn't have [censored]. His best
    material is he-said/she-said [censored].

    Sadly, the "he-said/she-said [censored]" is what passes for news, or at least
    the discussion of it, right now.

    Quoted message said:

    I'm as cynical as anyone. OK, I'm as cynical as almost anyone.
    But he doesn't have [censored].

    Innuendo sells books. Too bad.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Butter is love.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  9. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:Gz1xd.3558$nN6.1896@edtnps84...

    Quoted message said:

    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance is
    > even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look: the


    guy

    Quoted message said:

    > flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."

    Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids


    anymore?

    Quoted message said:

    When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike


    shop

    Quoted message said:

    in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live


    happily

    Quoted message said:

    ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly,


    like

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    I think if Lance wins the Giro and some more of the classics, that will go a
    long way in giving him some class, regardless of the UCI ranking in my book.
    Retiring on just the TDF seems like a one sided career, but its still very
    impressive. Add the other tours and a few more wins of the big classics and
    he will really be someone the in annuls of cycling history. Right now I
    still look at him as a TDF wondeboy who has it down to a science, but I am
    waiting for Paris-R, Giro, Vuelta, throw in a couple other classics. Paris-R
    is the one I am waiting for. Go get it Lance!

    B-

  10. "Bob Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    In rec.bicycles.racing B. Lafferty said:

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    Why would you think that? Walsh doesn't have [censored]. His best
    material is he-said/she-said [censored].

    I'm as cynical as anyone. OK, I'm as cynical as almost anyone.
    But he doesn't have [censored].

    Have you read the entire book?

  11. "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news😄36xd.1669$uj2.695@clgrps12...

    Quoted message said:

    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Jim Flom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:Gz1xd.3558$nN6.1896@edtnps84...

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    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    > Lance is
    > > even more convincing than Simpson. Don't believe me -take a look:
    > > the
    guy
    > > flat-out delivers his lines like a pro."
    >
    > Lance is the best, no doubt. Does Lance even mention his kids
    anymore?
    > When Tyler finally figures it out, that it's over, he'll open his bike
    shop
    > in Marblehead, take Tanker and Anchor to the shop everyday and live
    happily
    > ever after. However Lance is a different story. He'll go out ugly,


    like

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Pantani.

    Define ugly. A six of the beer of your choice says Lance goes out with
    class and on top.

    Two questions:
    1. When will Mr. Lance be the UCI #1?
    2. When is he going to obtain some class?

    I don't think he'll go out like Pantani, but it is going to get very
    interesting when the Walsh book comes out in the US.

    Class in this case is defined as 1) not been proven to have doped; 2)
    retiring while competitive, unlike Cipo. I set a low bar.

    Set the bar low enough and even Johnny NC could have class.

  12. B. Lafferty said:


    Have you read the entire book?

    Dumbass -

    Cycling is dirty, just like all other professional sports. Being a
    dirty professional sport, there are many practictioners of the "dirty"
    methods.

    Has it occurred to you why Walsh targets Armstrong instead of some
    other "dirty" cyclist?

    Answer: because he can make more money targeting Armstrong than
    targeting one of the other guys.

    He actually has a decent reason for being obsessed with LANCE. $$$$.
    You? Hmmm. The list of explanations isn't too long nor too flattering.
    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  13. From: "Kurgan Gringioni"

    Quoted message said:

    He [Walsh] actually has a decent reason for being obsessed with LANCE. $$$$.
    You? Hmmm. The list of explanations isn't too long nor too flattering.
    thanks,

    You left out "personal" (revenge for being made to look foolish among his
    peers). Same for Pound (see also "Marion Jones, kangaroo court"😉. Well, maybe
    revenge was included in the "not too flattering part". Never mind. --TP

  14. "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    B. Lafferty said:


    Have you read the entire book?

    Dumbass -

    Cycling is dirty, just like all other professional sports. Being a
    dirty professional sport, there are many practictioners of the "dirty"
    methods.

    Yeah. So?

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    Has it occurred to you why Walsh targets Armstrong instead of some
    other "dirty" cyclist?

    Answer: because he can make more money targeting Armstrong than
    targeting one of the other guys.

    Walsh answered a question about the fortune he's going to make off the book
    in the interview he did with VeloNews. I think what drives him may be
    Armstrong's perceived arrogance and holier than thou posturing as to drug
    usage. That posturing looks much less believable in light of the entire
    book, which most haven't yet had the opportunity to read.

  15. Quoted message said:

    From: "B. Lafferty"

    Quoted message said:

    Walsh answered a question about the fortune he's going to make off the book
    in the interview he did with VeloNews.

    A new Ferrari?

  16. "Tom Paterson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From: "B. Lafferty"

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    Walsh answered a question about the fortune he's going to make off the
    book
    in the interview he did with VeloNews.

    A new Ferrari?

    Guess again.

  17. B. Lafferty said:

    "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    B. Lafferty said:


    Have you read the entire book?

    Dumbass -

    Cycling is dirty, just like all other professional sports. Being a
    dirty professional sport, there are many practictioners of the


    "dirty"

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    methods.

    Yeah. So?

    Quoted message said:


    Has it occurred to you why Walsh targets Armstrong instead of some
    other "dirty" cyclist?

    Answer: because he can make more money targeting Armstrong than
    targeting one of the other guys.

    Walsh answered a question about the fortune he's going to make off


    the book

    Quoted message said:

    in the interview he did with VeloNews. I think what drives him may


    be

    Quoted message said:

    Armstrong's perceived arrogance and holier than thou posturing as to


    drug

    Quoted message said:

    usage. That posturing looks much less believable in light of the


    entire

    Quoted message said:

    book, which most haven't yet had the opportunity to read.

    Dumbass -

    OF COURSE he's going to say that!

    Just like a dirty cyclist (of which there are many) are going to say,
    "I've never tested positive", the same thing that the clean cyclists
    say.

    Goddamm, you have your head up your ass. People don't write books about
    others because they are arrogant. LANCE may be arrogant, but surely
    there are some very bigheaded Masters Fatties who are even more so. Why
    doesn't Walsh write about the Fatties? Because a professional writer
    needs to sell books. It's all about the money.

    K. Gringioni.

  18. "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Goddamm, you have your head up your ass. People don't write books about
    others because they are arrogant. LANCE may be arrogant, but surely
    there are some very bigheaded Masters Fatties who are even more so. Why
    doesn't Walsh write about the Fatties? Because a professional writer
    needs to sell books. It's all about the money.

    Being one of the top riders in a drug riddled sport is no doubt a motivation
    and will of course help to sell books. So what? I really don't care what
    his motivation is if he can dig for facts and report them. Armstrong has
    made himself into a very public figure by choice, and with that comes
    intense examination when some things don't appear to add up correctly. But
    to claim that it's all about money is simplistic at best. Grahm Watson,
    Phil, Paul, Bob and Frankie have chosen to butter their rolls by not dealing
    up front with the drug issue in general within the peloton. That's why
    they're presenters, not journalists. Each has a function, just like you have
    a function at rbr.

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    K. Gringioni.

  19. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    Grahm Watson, Phil, Paul, Bob and Frankie have chosen to
    butter their rolls by not dealing up front with the drug issue in
    general within the peloton. That's why they're presenters, not
    journalists.

    Could you please explain the distinction to me? What's the difference?

  20. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Tim Mullin said:

    Phil, Paul, and Bob do go after stories, and often do insightful reporting
    with relevent detail, but the scope of the stories they do is limited.
    Like most sport journalists, little is expected of them. In fact, the
    dominant model in sport journalism seems to be, "Don't bite the hand that
    feeds you."

    The BALCO story seems to be a fine example. A prominent SF athlete,
    involved with a bay-area lab. Clearly a sports story, right? So which
    department of the Chronicle (one of the better US papers, btw) handled the
    story? Why, news, of course. Lance Williams, an investigative reporter,
    handled it, and the stories were carried in the news sections.

    I remember back to covering OU in the days of Charles Thompson, cocaine,
    rapes, shootings, and Barry Switzer. All the facts and journalistc heavy
    lifting were handled by us news guys, and sports only touched the story
    when the context changed to what it all meant to football.

    I did think it was interesting that, a few years ago, the San Jose'
    Murky added a section to the daily tidbits section of the sports page
    (where you might see a single line mention of how LANCE is doing in the
    TdF) headed "Jurisprudence". Yeah, enough jocks were getting in trouble to
    warrant a special section. Heh.

    By the way, Phil, Paul and Bob are indeed journalists. IMO.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Butter is love.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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