Knebel's complaint

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Dude, I got in at 5:30am this morning. Can you guess what I was doing?
Yep, that's right... I reached around her back as she was riding me,
and guess what? NO VALVES! No air pumps, no electric vibrating lips,
no tape recorded message going "Alllllric, you are such a
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy..." playing in the
background. That's right Knibbles, she was a REAL WOMAN!
Now I know this scares the [censored] out of you, but frankly boy somethings
got too! You gotta get laid. Your sexual frustration shows in every
word, of every post. Of course you don't know that to be true because
frankly a 55yo virgin couldn't be expected to know what real sex is
like, but trust me, you should.
So why this post? What can we as a group at RRing do, to get you laid?
I'm sure the only other two guys reading our posts will agree, you
need an attitude adjustment, and since you are too far away from me to
punch you in the mouth, we'll have to arrange it online in another
way. Will you cooperate?

I know, I know, it was A: too long, and B: to complicated for you to
understand. Here it is easy for you: Go rent "Portnoy's Complaint",
watch it, then you'll understand yourself better.

Quoted message said:

Dude, I got in at 5:30am this morning. Can you guess what I was doing?
Yep, that's right... I reached around her back as she was riding me,
and guess what? NO VALVES!

What?! Again!? Twice in ten years?! Did you get some more photos for
your file?

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Dude, I got in at 5:30am this morning. Can you guess what I was doing?
Yep, that's right... I reached around her back as she was riding me,
and guess what? NO VALVES! No air pumps, no electric vibrating lips,
no tape recorded message going "Alllllric, you are such a
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy..." playing in the
background. That's right Knibbles, she was a REAL WOMAN!
Now I know this scares the [censored] out of you, but frankly boy somethings
got too! You gotta get laid. Your sexual frustration shows in every
word, of every post. Of course you don't know that to be true because
frankly a 55yo virgin couldn't be expected to know what real sex is
like, but trust me, you should.
So why this post? What can we as a group at RRing do, to get you laid?
I'm sure the only other two guys reading our posts will agree, you
need an attitude adjustment, and since you are too far away from me to
punch you in the mouth, we'll have to arrange it online in another
way. Will you cooperate?

I know, I know, it was A: too long, and B: to complicated for you to
understand. Here it is easy for you: Go rent "Portnoy's Complaint",
watch it, then you'll understand yourself better.

I don't know if it was complicated or not. I'd decided it was so stupid
by the second line, what would be the point of going further? Maybe you
need to get more creative about your lead-in line.

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

I don't know if it was complicated or not. I'd decided it was so stupid
by the second line, what would be the point of going further? Maybe you
need to get more creative about your lead-in line.

Damn! Still too long eh? Ok, try this: rent Portnoy's complaint.

Quoted message said:

Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

I don't know if it was complicated or not. I'd decided it was so stupid
by the second line, what would be the point of going further? Maybe you
need to get more creative about your lead-in line.

Damn! Still too long eh? Ok, try this: rent Portnoy's complaint.

PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT? Is that something you saw before you decided
PORKY'S was the best movie ever?

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT? Is that something you saw before you decided
PORKY'S was the best movie ever?

Well if you were in it, it'd be more like Porky's, but without you in
it it's more like... Wait a minute, who am I kidding, that's rated "R"
and I'm sure your mom won't rent it for you.

Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

PORKY'S was the best movie ever

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I'm sure to you it is the best movie ever. Can I venture a guess why?
I've never seen it, butt I bet there's lots of mens ass's being shown
in it, isn't there? I figured if you liked it, there must be.

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:41:11 -0000, [email hidden]

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

PORKY'S was the best movie ever

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I'm sure to you it is the best movie ever. Can I venture a guess why?
I've never seen it, butt I bet there's lots of mens ass's being shown
in it, isn't there? I figured if you liked it, there must be.

This guy soundslike a real jerkoff.

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Ozzie Gontang said:

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:41:11 -0000, [email hidden]

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

PORKY'S was the best movie ever

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Quoted message said:

I'm sure to you it is the best movie ever. Can I venture a guess why?
I've never seen it, butt I bet there's lots of mens ass's being shown
in it, isn't there? I figured if you liked it, there must be.

This guy soundslike a real jerkoff.

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Quoted message said:

Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

PORKY'S was the best movie ever

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Alric Knebel

I'm sure to you it is the best movie ever. Can I venture a guess why?
I've never seen it, butt I bet there's lots of mens ass's being shown
in it, isn't there? I figured if you liked it, there must be.

"I've never seen it, BUTT . . . ."

You're the target audience.

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

"I've never seen it, BUTT . . . ."

You're the target audience.

I think the target audience are juvenile-acting old/middle aged men,
who fixate on men's [censored]... that's you allright.