Kerry/Tyler vs Bush/Lance

Bush. Kerry is very, very soft looking. Bush is as strong
(and dumb) as an ox.

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If Tyler pulls Kerry, and Lance pulls Bush, before they're
launched, who wins the final sprint, Kerry or Bush?

Bush wins. When Tyler finishes his lead-out, Kerry can't
decide which way he needs to go.

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If Tyler pulls Kerry, and Lance pulls Bush, before they're
launched, who wins the final sprint, Kerry or Bush?

Callistus Valerius said:

If Tyler pulls Kerry, and Lance pulls Bush, before they're
launched, who wins the final sprint, Kerry or Bush?

Better idea than counting chads.

Steve

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Bush wins. When Tyler finishes his lead-out, Kerry can't
decide which way he needs to go.

You must be a Hannity fan.

Henry Etta

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If Tyler pulls Kerry, and Lance pulls Bush, before
they're launched, who wins the final sprint, Kerry
or Bush?

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Bush wins. When Tyler finishes his lead-out, Kerry can't
decide which way he needs to go.

You must be a Hannity fan.

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Bush. Kerry is very, very soft looking. Bush is as strong
(and dumb) as

an

Yeah, Kerry's legs look weak. Bush is a hoss, from all
accounts. He benches over 200 pounds, and at his age that's
not bad. Not the brightest bulb, I'd wager.

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Bush wins. When Tyler finishes his lead-out, Kerry can't
decide which

way

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he needs to go.

You must be a Hannity fan.

Henry Etta

It's worse than that. Try Savage Nation! ;-)

Bob C.

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If Tyler pulls Kerry, and Lance pulls Bush, before they're
launched, who wins the final sprint, Kerry or Bush?

Bush's running distance is three miles which he supposedly
does in the low 7:00s. I have never heard of him doing any
longer distance, even before he came to the White House. If
the race is short enough to avoid taxing Bush's complete
lack of aerobic conditioning, Bush might have a chance;
otherwise, I'm thinking that Bush gets dropped.

Furthermore, running is not very good for developing power
on a bicycle, so Bush is going to have to depend on his
weightlifting. There's nothing in that picture of him
falling off the Segway to make me think that he works his
lower body enough to make up for not cycling.

Finally, it's pretty hard for a complete novice, no matter
how well conditioned, to hop on a bicycle and be able to do
an adequate sprint against an experienced cyclist, which
Kerry apparently is. Even without being a racer Kerry will
have the feel for how to control the bike and put the power
down efficiently while out of the saddle, while Bush's fall
from the Segway indicates to me that he is probably lacks
the kind of superior balance and coordination that would
make him a natural at bike handling. Specificity wins big in
the sprint.

Maybe Bush could get Lance to knock Kerry down, though.

JP

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If Tyler pulls Kerry, and Lance pulls Bush, before they're
launched, who wins the final sprint, Kerry or Bush?

Kerry wins. Bush has a two flats, a broken pedal and more
than a few screws loose and can't hold Lance's wheel with a
tow rope, though he does insist everything is going well and
on course.

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Bush's running distance is three miles which he supposedly
does in the low 7:00s. I have never heard of him doing any
longer distance, even before he came to the White House.
If the race is short enough to avoid taxing Bush's
complete lack of aerobic conditioning, Bush might have a
chance; otherwise, I'm thinking that Bush gets dropped.

Did a marathon in '93.

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Kerry rides a Serotta. Bush fell off a Segway.

Roger Ramjet said:

Bush. Kerry is very, very soft looking. Bush is as strong
(and dumb) as an ox.

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If Tyler pulls Kerry, and Lance pulls Bush, before
they're launched, who wins the final sprint, Kerry
or Bush?

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Kerry rides a Serotta. Bush fell off a Segway.

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