I trust that all of you denizens of these freaking newsgroups have noted how
Ed Dolan the Great, aka Saint Edward the Great, has ever proven Himself to
have your best interests at heart. I endeavor to instruct you on matters of
intelligence and morality, my only interests in life. I urge all of you to
get yourselves a brain with a soul to boot. It is very frustrating for one
so Great as Myself to be constantly confronted with only idiots, morons and
[censored] who seem not to have the slightest acquaintance with intelligence
or morality.
All I hear lately is how great it is to be into sexually active. I urge upon
you the Way of the Cross. We all of us deserve nothing but misery and much
suffering for our sins. Why spend all eternity in Hell when you can
experience it right here on earth. Yea, I mean to bring some personal Hell
to you!
I will continue in my endeavors to bring some intelligence and morality to
these forlorn cycling newsgroups. It is not enough to ride your bikes
blissfully into the sunset, ignoring all the misery in the world. Why should
I be the only one to suffer and be miserable? Nay, the rest of you can
participate along with me. It will be good for you to get out of your world
of illusion, however briefly. Since the majority of you are going to spend
all eternity in Hell, I will introduce you to it right here and now.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota