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  1. Yesterday, there was a cyclist-attacked-by-dog story on Judge Judy.

    Defense?
    1. My pit bull hasn't been trained to be mean.
    2. My pit bull is so sweet he is afraid to leave our property line.
    3. My pit bull hasn't ever done anything like this before.
    3. Our gate was closed, but he could have squeezed out under the barbed wire
    fence--maybe.
    4. The cyclist is just trying to extort money from us.
    5. I didn't see any damage to the bike.
    6. I didn't see any "road rash" on the cyclist.
    7. The policeman wrote down that 2 dogs had chased him instead of one, so
    that makes the entire report false.
    8. After the cyclist got an estimate from the bike shop, the bike shop owner
    called me and personally told me the guy was just trying to make money off
    of us.

    Result: pay for the damage.

    Pat in TX

  2. Pat said:

    Yesterday, there was a cyclist-attacked-by-dog story on Judge Judy.

    Defense?
    1. My pit bull hasn't been trained to be mean.
    2. My pit bull is so sweet he is afraid to leave our property line.
    3. My pit bull hasn't ever done anything like this before.
    3. Our gate was closed, but he could have squeezed out under the barbed wire
    fence--maybe.
    4. The cyclist is just trying to extort money from us.
    5. I didn't see any damage to the bike.
    6. I didn't see any "road rash" on the cyclist.
    7. The policeman wrote down that 2 dogs had chased him instead of one, so
    that makes the entire report false.
    8. After the cyclist got an estimate from the bike shop, the bike shop owner
    called me and personally told me the guy was just trying to make money off
    of us.

    Result:  pay for the damage.

    Pat in TX

    A different judge might have made a whole different ruling. I've only
    been riding for about a year. Concerning dogs, I've found so far that
    ringing the bell seems to be a pleasing sound to dogs. One
    neighborhood dog two houses down used to bark his head off as I got my
    bike out of the garage and left. Now as soon as the dog starts to
    bark, I give the bell a ching and voila, no more barking. It also
    happened on my ride a few times. When dogs bark I give them a ching
    on the bell and it seems to sooth them. So far I haven't been chased,
    so I don't know what would happen in that eventuality. I think maybe
    dogs find the high tones in the bell comforting. Ride on!

    Bob Syr

  3. On Jun 13, 6:43 pm, bob syr <[email hidden]> wrote:
    Snip

    Quoted message said:

    Concerning dogs, I've found so far that
    ringing the bell seems to be a pleasing sound to dogs.  One
    neighborhood dog two houses down used to bark his head off as I got my
    bike out of the garage and left.  Now as soon as the dog starts to
    bark, I give the bell a ching and voila, no more barking.  It also
    happened on my ride a few times.  When dogs bark I give them a ching
    on the bell and it seems to sooth them.  So far I haven't been chased,
    so I don't know what would happen in that eventuality.  I think maybe
    dogs find the high tones in the bell comforting.  Ride on!

    Bob Syr

    Bob....interesting, I'll remember this...I'll bet it will also work
    for coyotes.
    Wonder about mountain lions, do you think it would work on them?
    Also, the bell I've got just goes "bing" not "biddle dee ding" like
    the one I had as a kid.
    Wonder if the doggies or the lions would respond differently depending
    on which one they hear.
    Cheers,
    ABS

  4. (Tom Keats) said:

    Cougars like to jump their victims from above and behind, so
    you probably wouldn't get a chance to ring your bell anyway.

    So checking my mirror as much as I do is probably useless unless I
    angle it just so, or get a second 'mountain-lions' only mirror and set
    it for up and behind...

    Quoted message said:

    With a lot of city dogs, when they seem to give chase they're
    really trying to form a pack with you.  If you stop, they
    stop too, in a somewhat bewildered and puzzled state.  They
    sit down in the middle of the street, flappy tongue hanging
    out, and eyes looking expectantly at you, while in the backs
    of their minds they wonder if they committed some sort of
    faux paw.


    SOL (Snorting out loud!!)

    And more cheers,
    ABS

  5. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Cougars like to jump their victims from above and behind, so
    you probably wouldn't get a chance to ring your bell anyway.

    So checking my mirror as much as I do is probably useless unless I
    angle it just so, or get a second 'mountain-lions' only mirror and set
    it for up and behind...

    draw BIG EYES on the back of your jersey. It throws them off.

    --
    This signature can be appended to your outgoing mesages. Many people include in
    their signatures contact information, and perhaps a joke or quotation.

  6. Quoted message said:

    On Jun 13, 6:43 pm, bob syr <[email hidden]> wrote:
    Snip

    Quoted message said:

    Concerning dogs, I've found so far that
    ringing the bell seems to be a pleasing sound to dogs.  One
    neighborhood dog two houses down used to bark his head off as I got my
    bike out of the garage and left.  Now as soon as the dog starts to
    bark, I give the bell a ching and voila, no more barking.  It also
    happened on my ride a few times.  When dogs bark I give them a ching
    on the bell and it seems to sooth them.  So far I haven't been chased,
    so I don't know what would happen in that eventuality.  I think maybe
    dogs find the high tones in the bell comforting.  Ride on!

    Quoted message said:

    Bob Syr

    Bob....interesting, I'll remember this...I'll bet it will also work
    for coyotes.
    Wonder about mountain lions, do you think it would work on them?
    Also, the bell I've got just goes "bing" not "biddle dee ding" like
    the one I had as a kid.
    Wonder if the doggies or the lions would respond differently depending
    on which one they hear.
    Cheers,
    ABS

    Had no idea what a clever invention the bell is. It repels all
    animals (except dogs and cats). To date I've never seen a rhino, or
    crocodile on my bike run. - Bob

  7. bob syr said:

    Had no idea what a clever invention the bell is. It repels all
    animals (except dogs and cats). To date I've never seen a rhino, or
    crocodile on my bike run. - Bob

    You obviously don't ride where Carl F. rides.

  8. On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:20:48 -0500, max <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Cougars like to jump their victims from above and behind, so
    you probably wouldn't get a chance to ring your bell anyway.

    So checking my mirror as much as I do is probably useless unless I
    angle it just so, or get a second 'mountain-lions' only mirror and set
    it for up and behind...

    draw BIG EYES on the back of your jersey. It throws them off.

    In parts of India, the last man in a line of honey gatherers or
    woodsmen wears a backward facing mask to fool the tigers.
    --
    zk

  9. Brian Huntley said:
    bob syr said:

    Had no idea what a clever invention the bell is. It repels all
    animals (except dogs and cats). To date I've never seen a rhino, or
    crocodile on my bike run. - Bob

    You obviously don't ride where Carl F. rides.

    My bell repells pigs. The "no-bell prize" is a $75 fine,
    Skunks don't like it either.
    --
    zk

  10. Tom Keats said:


    According to some native North American folklore, cougars
    contain the spirits of former humans who were not very
    nice people, and being reincarnated as a cougar is a
    damnation for having been a miserable, miserly, judgmental,
    crusty ol' SOB in human life. In Chinook Jargon cougars are
    referred-to as "hyas puss-puss." That means "big [censored]."

    Cougars like to jump their victims from above and behind, so
    you probably wouldn't get a chance to ring your bell anyway.

    This makes me wonder about that cougar who wandered down through
    Wisconsin and was finally shot in downtown Chicago. Was this some
    old Chicago politician come back to settle some scores?

  11. Zoot Katz wrote, On 6/15/2008 3:42 AM:

    Quoted message said:
    Brian Huntley said:
    bob syr said:

    Had no idea what a clever invention the bell is. It repels all
    animals (except dogs and cats). To date I've never seen a rhino, or
    crocodile on my bike run. - Bob


    You obviously don't ride where Carl F. rides.

    My bell repells pigs. The "no-bell prize" is a $75 fine,
    Skunks don't like it either.


    My bell repels flying pigs. I've never had a problem with them in all
    the years I've been riding...

    --

    Paul D Oosterhout
    I work for SAIC (but I don't speak for SAIC)

  12. On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:00:44 -0400, Paul O <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Zoot Katz wrote, On 6/15/2008 3:42 AM:

    Quoted message said:
    Brian Huntley said:

    On Jun 14, 10:02 pm, bob syr <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > Had no idea what a clever invention the bell is. It repels all
    > animals (except dogs and cats). To date I've never seen a rhino, or
    > crocodile on my bike run. - Bob
    >
    You obviously don't ride where Carl F. rides.

    My bell repells pigs. The "no-bell prize" is a $75 fine,
    Skunks don't like it either.


    My bell repels flying pigs. I've never had a problem with them in all
    the years I've been riding...

    That's why I wear a deflector beanie. . . just in case.
    I know it wards off bears, city pigs and zealots.
    --
    zk

  13. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Zoot Katz said:

    On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:20:48 -0500, max <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    > Cougars like to jump their victims from above and behind, so
    > you probably wouldn't get a chance to ring your bell anyway.

    So checking my mirror as much as I do is probably useless unless I
    angle it just so, or get a second 'mountain-lions' only mirror and set
    it for up and behind...

    draw BIG EYES on the back of your jersey. It throws them off.

    In parts of India, the last man in a line of honey gatherers or
    woodsmen wears a backward facing mask to fool the tigers.

    They could have him dress in a clown suit.

    Tigers don't like clowns. They taste funny.

    cheers,
    Tom

    --
    Nothing is safe from me.
    I'm really at:
    tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca

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