Pinched from another newsgroup...
My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she
should go to the store and get some hair remover and rub it in its ears
once a month.
The lady goes to the pharmacy and gets some hair remover. At the
register the chemist tells her:
"If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a
few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms!"
The chemist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either! If you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer!"
The chemist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
--
John
"... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ..." - Zippy