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  1. news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    Jogger Seeks Lost Wages From Attack Cow's Owner, City

    Oct 22, 2003 12:12 pm US/Mountain BOULDER, Colo. (AP) A jogger who was rammed three times by a cow
    protecting her calf and sustained two pelvic fractures now is seeking reimbursement for her lost
    wages from the owner of the cow and the city.

    "I'm asking for a very modest amount," said Elaine Kingston. "I've asked for lost wages. But I
    didn't ask for pain and suffering -- I'm still suffering."

    The encounter last March happened when Kingston, 57, accidentally ran between the cow and her calf
    while jogging on a city trail.

    Albert and Leo Hogan, the owners of the cow, lease the land from Boulder Open Space and Mountain
    Parks. Their insurance company offered a settlement, but Kingston said it wasn't enough.

    Albert Hogan said he didn't know the details of the offer because he hasn't had contact with
    Kingston since he filed the insurance claim over the incident.

    Kingston also made a claim against the city, but assistant city attorney Walt Fricke said he denied
    it in a letter sent to Kingston's lawyer Tuesday.

    "The city has immunity from claims of that sort," he said. "You can't sue a government except in
    certain areas where immunity has been waived -- and immunity has not been waived for animals that
    end up harming people on park land."

    Kingston said she may resort to a lawsuit if it's needed.

  2. "Globaldisc" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    'Twas probably an imported European cow. We use them to simulate conditions in NYC road races so
    that if we can save enough money and travel to Yankeeland on one o' them thar' new-fangled sailing
    vessels we wouldn't be surprised by the myriad of dangers in big city races.

    Roger.

  3. Cows are amazingly good judges of one's character. And after all, it was only a broken
    pelvis. No foul.

  4. "Globaldisc" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    Jogger Seeks Lost Wages From Attack Cow's Owner, City

    Well, I guess there's the definitive answer on whether Red Bull will improve your running
    performance or not.

  5. How many runners would be willing to admit that they were outrun by a cow?

    Lyndon "Speed Kills...It kills those that don't have it!" --US Olympic Track Coach Brooks Johnson

  6. In article said:

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    news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    'Twas probably an imported European cow. We use them to simulate conditions in NYC road races

    See, there's your mistake. You'd get a better sim if you imported bulls from Spain instead. Or just
    take a trip there and run with the bulls.

    Cheers,
    --
    Donovan Rebbechi pegasus.rutgers.edu~elflord

  7. apusapus said:

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    news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    'Twas probably an imported European cow.

    Your wife? Sister? Daughter?

  8. "apusapus" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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    news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    'Twas probably an imported European cow.

    Most likely it was fraser in black and white spandex.

  9. (Matthew Mazerowski) said:

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    news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    'Twas probably an imported European cow.

    Most likely it was fraser in black and white spandex.

    I beg your pardon? I wear red, white, and blue spandex.

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    'Twas probably an imported European cow.

    Most likely it was fraser in black and white spandex.

    I beg your pardon? I wear red, white, and blue spandex.

    With frilly trimmings.

    Roger.

  11. apusapus said:

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    > 'Twas probably an imported European cow.

    Most likely it was fraser in black and white spandex.

    I beg your pardon? I wear red, white, and blue spandex.

    With frilly trimmings.

    HAHA! Now I know he's an imposter, Frasier/Roidger/Jo wears a pink tutu.

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    > 'Twas probably an imported European cow.

    Most likely it was fraser in black and white spandex.

    I beg your pardon? I wear red, white, and blue spandex.

    With frilly trimmings.

    Roger.

    On the way from the computer to the cupboard for more bon bons

  13. An in-depth article in last weeks Boulder Weekly said there are several cow attacks a year in the
    Boulder open lands. Most of them are in the spring calving season. It was not an unknown problem
    to the city.

    The women compantant is an independent HR consulant. She is asking for $25K in medical bills and
    lost wages for six months. No P&S claim.

  14. Globaldisc said:

    news4colorado.comlocal story 296141523.html

    Jogger Seeks Lost Wages From Attack Cow's Owner, City

    Oct 22, 2003 12:12 pm US/Mountain BOULDER, Colo. (AP) A jogger who was rammed three times by a cow
    protecting her calf and sustained two pelvic fractures now is seeking reimbursement for her lost
    wages from the owner of the cow and the city.

    No, the real absurdity here is running within the city limits of a major US city and seeing a cow. I
    live in Syracuse with serious farming all around including dairy, but you will not find a cow within
    city limits! Boulder, Colorado, just got demoted from city to hick-town, if you ask me. And if you
    don't run away from a large mobile unleashed animal with horns, who is the advanced mammal and who
    is the fool? The cow ought to sue for pain and suffering when it felt its calf was endangered by a
    bipedal interloper! -- Josh in the metropolis of Syracuse

  15. an HR consultant, one of them bimbos what puts people out of work, just shoot the [censored].

  16. Quoted message said:

    No, the real absurdity here is running within the city limits of a major US city and seeing a cow.

    I just saw nine longhorns in downtown dallas in the trinity greenbelt.

  17. Is he sure it was a cow? Could it have been aliens, big foot, dracula or maybe Santas reindeer?

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